I've never reached that many hours, ever. The highest that I know of was hitting 999:59 in Pokemon Diamond.
Yeah sorry, if it doesn't come packaged in a chilled carboard frozen box with pretty pictures that you can just stick in a microwave/conventional oven or wrapped in plastic delivered by some peanut paid door dasher, he ain't touching that garbage, what sort of person do you take Phil for huh, some sort of lowly peasant?
Phil has gout, buddy, that Spam would harm him. But don't worry, a quart of gin is good for him, it 'calms his nerves' so he can deal with his wife. But I have noticed he hasn't talked about his gout recently, hopefully he has a flare-up with all the fast food he eats and alcohol he drinks.
I have about 3000 hours across Crusader Kings 2 and 3. And I'm just staring at a map.
just get a large farva
Oven alternative, roasted chicken with Old Bay seasoning(insert your local preferred equivalent here) Just cover the chicken with the seasoning on both sides and stick it in the oven on an aluminum-covered baking sheet. Serve with fresh vegetables of your choice, or roast some carrots in the oven with the chicken. Cheap, healthy, and most importantly for Phil, extremely minimal prepwork. Plus the bones will make for a great stock later.
This is Phil who never shut off his console. He probably leaves Champions running all day.
You mean well but you kinda fucked up.
I’ve put in over a thousand hours in Stardew Valley, easy, but that’s a game with a shitload to do. It does get same-y after a while unless you’re autistic and trying to min-max or gay as hell and trying to decorate but it’s not fucking match three for forty thousand hours.
That 98% win rate is what keeps him coming back. Guaranteed. Same reason why he plays Street Fighter 2 on that console port instead of Fightcade where the good players still play: Phil doesn't want a challenge of any kind, he just wants to win.WWE Champions
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been peeking his profile from time to time. seeing the last login say 4 days ago I thought he finally dropped the game. but few days later and see he's still logging in. some screen caps I grabbed from 9/26, 9/29, 9/30
Damn, $40k and he still has never managed to break the top 10 in an event? Who the fuck is, oil sheiks?WWE Champions
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been peeking his profile from time to time. seeing the last login say 4 days ago I thought he finally dropped the game. but few days later and see he's still logging in. some screen caps I grabbed from 9/26, 9/29, 9/30
Probably likely yes. Prowrestling is big in those parts of the world, fits in with the excess lifestyle.
He kept his login streak for over 4 years without breaking a sweat. This dude.
Phil finished 4th in one, and I think was close to winning another after but didn't. He's usually not among the top, though.
How the fuck did he not get bored or just forget to log in? It's almost amazing if it wasn't such a boring dogshit freemium game
I suppose the one thing we can be thankful for is DSP recorded incredibly awkward greenscreen footage for use in detractor videos for years to come.
Would make sense. His routine and spending got outed so he is probably paranoid someone will try to find him on his day off knowing he will probably go to Shari's. Then Fred Meyer. Then target (don't forget the Starbucks inside of target for a 6 dollar drink) then on to petsmart, total wine, and home.