DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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BROKEN SHOWER WAS THE PROBLEM

Also Dave's day off sucked cause he didn't have any money and had to stay home.
Why is he bothered by a broken shower? The fucker doesn't clean himself at all.

Also where did the money from the previous day go Phil. I thought the money you got before the day off was meant to pay for your groceries.
 
Verbatim quote:

"I had about 2-days worth of tips to spend on my day-ahf, which was JUST ENOUGH to pay for groceries, have one meal with my wife and go to the petstore. And that was it. I didn't have money for anything else this week."


So let's add up all the tips he made in the previous two streaming days, shall we?

28+72+236+117 = 453

453 DOLLARS.
IT WAS JUST ENOUGH.
 
For the next week he's "strapped for cash" and we're fucking with him and making shit up to make him sound like a terrible person. We all saw the leaks, you gambling degenerate. We're not the problem, your gambling addiction is the problem here.
 
For the next week he's "strapped for cash" and we're fucking with him and making shit up to make him sound like a terrible person. We all saw the leaks, you gambling degenerate. We're not the problem, your gambling addiction is the problem here.
Phil gotta scratch that itch dewd, theres nothing he could do!
 
tmw the 'plumber' gotta 'lay a pipe' and Phil can't afford it, what can you do?

"500 dollars? who can't afford 500 dollars?"
 
fucking hell.....

it never ends.

that shinko fleur song was so on the ball....

DSPs next begging saga. Help me pay the plumber doods!

Hes scraping the barrel now, Jasper UTI illness didnt work, so now his house is falling apart
It's not a house, it's his big boy Kahndo. Also lol at the wahkahndo falling apart, the greatest source of his pride is dying on him.
 
I'm pretty sure household showers are not meant for horses and pigs.
Apparently you're not supposed to hang a bucket of oats from the shower knob to entice your mo-wife to shower.
Funny how Phil gets scammed by others, and turns around to scam his audience.
This is like all sales people knowing the easiest people to sell to are other sales people.
 
Verbatim quote:

"I had about 2-days worth of tips to spend on my day-ahf, which was JUST ENOUGH to pay for groceries, have one meal with my wife and go to the petstore. And that was it. I didn't have money for anything else this week."

So let's add up all the tips he made in the previous two streaming days, shall we?

28+72+236+117 = 453

453 DOLLARS.
IT WAS JUST ENOUGH.
You don't understand. He's an adult and needs that money to pay for stuff. Maybe if you grew up you'd know that's what adults do. They spend hundreds of dollars on groceries and lavish meals for their wife and boyfriend Tyrone.
 
Verbatim quote:

"I had about 2-days worth of tips to spend on my day-ahf, which was JUST ENOUGH to pay for groceries, have one meal with my wife and go to the petstore. And that was it. I didn't have money for anything else this week."

So let's add up all the tips he made in the previous two streaming days, shall we?

28+72+236+117 = 453

453 DOLLARS.
IT WAS JUST ENOUGH.

Every time he says dumb shit like this it must be manditory to put the expenses in written form just to show how fucking idiotic these exaggerations are:\
 
So, I guess Khet (ya know his wife) has no money to pay for a plumber or even help pay for one. She's only a grown woman in her thirties with a job, no way she could afford a plumber doods. Seriously though Khet is either an absolute loser just like Phil, this shower crisis is a lie, or Phil is such a pussy whipped beta he won't even ask Khet for money for a plumber. Really any of these could be true.
 
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