DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

Oh man, guys. I wonder what the fix for this unforeseen problem will be.

Like seriously, this ain't our first rodeo, Phil. Just beg for money and move on.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Its basically true for all bills, the "due date" is mostly just a suggestion, you can still pay after the due date in most cases but there may be a small late charge for going past that date. You have to get really behind for anything to really happen such as utilities being turned off or anything getting repossessed.

Phil acts like shit gets taken away immediately if he's a minute late with his bills. Another one of his guilt trip tactics that works simply because he has an audience of retards and kids.

All of this is of course ignoring that Phil's youtube checks are more than enough to cover every single one of his monthly bills so any financial issues he is actually having are solely because of pure stupidity on his part.

Has anyone dared ask why he doesn't pay a bill as soon as it comes in instead of the due date? Mind blowing concept, I know. One would think a valedictorian, mature, adult would be able to at least figure that out.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

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Could be some goldus but it's probably gonna be muh chargebacks or muh behind the scenes big bills or some other boring as fuck begging narrative.

Finally, things have been boring

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

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Could be some goldus but it's probably gonna be muh chargebacks or muh behind the scenes big bills or some other boring as fuck begging narrative.

I stopped watching his prestreams, he doesn't even provide gold dust anymore. This will turn out to be something insanely small and gay like a breaker tripped in his fusebox and REAL LIFE SLAPPED HIM DOWN HARD but he PERSEVERED and went ALL THE WAY INTO THE GARAGE AT MIDNIGHT and flipped it back on.

 

[YokuNama]

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Could be some goldus but it's probably gonna be muh chargebacks or muh behind the scenes big bills or some other boring as fuck begging narrative.

I wonder if his fans will ever see if him having a bad day in tips and these financial emergencies happening at 2AM when he's known to get drunk have any correlation.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Yeah we all know he overspent his money and now it's back to under $25 dollars in his account so he is making everyone make up the difference so he has a good headstart for his next day off nightly spending spree.

 

[Fragarach]

Funny how he always gets these "surprises" at like 1 in the morning. You don't get bills at that time, but you COULD get overdrafts if you're on a gin-fueled bender of a certain wrestling gacha game...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Funny how he always gets these "surprises" at like 1 in the morning. You don't get bills at that time, but you COULD get overdrafts if you're on a gin-fueled bender of a certain wrestling gacha game...

No you don't understand dood, adults send bills out at 1 am cause thats the best time ok. I am a matoor adult who has to pay 9k of bills every month ok?

 

[Ahffline]

Since it's the 14th, could it have something to do with his mortgage mortgage payments? He's been a little tardy with them lately, so maybe he's getting rapped on the trotters?

Or it could be the ever-present Chargeback Monster. Nothing he could do against shithead trolls, etc. and so forth.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Since it's the 14th, could it have something to do with his mortgage mortgage payments? He's been a little tardy with them lately, so maybe he's getting rapped on the trotters?

Or it could be the ever-present Chargeback Monster. Nothing he could do against shithead trolls, etc. and so forth.

If Dave had any braincells left or paid attention in school while getting his "business" degree then he could totally play this off as taxes. The extension for individuals filing taxes is Friday so he could totally play that up as he owes taxes for last year. But alas, Dave is a retard

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Since it's the 14th, could it have something to do with his mortgage mortgage payments? He's been a little tardy with them lately, so maybe he's getting rapped on the trotters?

Or it could be the ever-present Chargeback Monster. Nothing he could do against shithead trolls, etc. and so forth.

B-b-b-but....he wins all the chargebacks. I mean it's not like Phil to lie about something

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

My predictions:

1. Everything has been going so well
2. Just when Phil finally has his shit together, one little thing blows up and he’s back to square one
3. He’s really going to need you to step up
4. He just needs a little extra support right now but then everything will be fine and there won’t be anything to worry about
5. Sound good?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

My predictions:

1. Everything has been going so well
2. Just when Phil finally has his shit together, one little thing blows up and he’s back to square one
3. He’s really going to need you to step up
4. He just needs a little extra support right now but then everything will be fine and there won’t be anything to worry about
5. Sound good?

6. *SNORT*

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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It's probably gonna be muh chargebacks or muh behind the scenes big bills or some other boring as fuck begging narrative.

No, none of those things are special, my guy. Every day "is Tuesday" for his Financhu Crises.

Nope, I'm calling it right now, since he's rolling out the big gun descriptors ("real life" ... "slapped"... ahaha if only ..)

This latent homosexual has a hangnail.

Enjoy the first of infinity 37-83 minute sobby bitchtits mantrums about how he's literally going to die from it in T-minus 90 minutes.

First world problem with hooves.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'm thinking chargeback as well, or some sort of unforeseen "daily bill". He needs another excuse to play poor.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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Could be some goldus but it's probably gonna be muh chargebacks or muh behind the scenes big bills or some other boring as fuck begging narrative.

Whatever it is, I can guarentee it is something which every other well-adjusted adult would see as a minor inconvenience.

Or just a bill that rolls around every month and Phil acts like each one is a shocking surprise with every apperance.

 

[JamFlowMan]

What most likely happened to send Phil into a panic is that Khet DEVOURED all 4 family size boxes of Double Stuff Oreos that they just bought as part of their weekly $300 shopping spree at Fred Meyer before Phil could even eat one cookie. The fat is accumulating rapidly on Khet’s neck.
Of course Phil won’t say any of this and instead, just demand more “positive contributions”.

Imagine if Kat eventually ends up in the Deathfats subforum. What a lolcow power couple.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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Could be some goldus but it's probably gonna be muh chargebacks or muh behind the scenes big bills or some other boring as fuck begging narrative.

I hope the neckphones aren't further delayed. We need the new memes. Futuristic Space Nazi™.

Give us some funny shit, gout. Like Jasper tried to escape the prison mansion, Derich cucked him, Jaxx Raxor finding braincells or copyright strikes.

Really optimistic it's nothing lame like chargebacks or phantom bills after spending hundreds on Zombie Edge. But probably will be lame. I guess he received a money-related email about 1am that he really didn't like .
"Mr. Burnell, please pay your bill."
"Those people are fucked in the head! They have no heart! I had to buy groceries on my day off. Thus, do they want me to starve?! Help me. With tips."

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[TomServo]

6. *SNORT*

ack ack