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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
I'm all in on the theory that he goes to a high end hairdresser, but he moves around in his chair so much like a spastic that they can't help but fuck his shit up
I bet whatever unlucky Curls & Twirls employee that is forced to shave Sloth’s boulder every month always wonders why this bizarre fag doesn’t take $15 to the nearest barbershop instead of forcing a stylist to attempt a shitty fade.
That one CantElope sock sent $200 offstream apparently too DSP asked him if it could be counted for packs and he said nope
Entire chat history is just the usual sock account spergouts. And ya it's about 200ish in support not on the tracker but on DSPs actual Kick leaderboard from him.
Phil is the gouty version of Warhammer's Dwarves. He probably has his own version of a book of grudges and he never let's go of any grudge. He grave dances on every one who he thinks has wronged him while usually being delusional about his own worth. I mean even most of his detractors are above him: they have families with real children, work normal jobs and they detract Phil as a side hobby. He can call them "no life loosers" all he wants but in reality he is just projecting his own misery on others. Like his complete idiocy that all streeamers must be beggars because they "have to earn money" Newsflash Phil: a good chunk of streamers do this for fun and not a job. They earn enough to basically finance their hobby (and let's be real, being a streamer is NOT expensive. You need a decent Pc, internet connection and a decent mic and you're basically set)
Not even a single thought spared for the person who lost their life because they were on Steve Cambian's show just straight to "his shows shit anyway who fucking cares and thanks for the $6"
Not even a single thought spared for the person who lost their life because they were on Steve Cambian's show just straight to "his shows shit anyway who fucking cares and thanks for the $6"
Null tried to explain to Phil, the downtime for KF will never cause a reduction in the trolling, just like banning RawPhil didn't increase his viewership. Phil should hope that the Farms stays around forever, because without it, the replacement that inevitably gets created will be unlikely to have the same rules about non-interference. Despite the attempts by a bunch of journoscum to push the narrative that KF is some hate-mongering suicide factory, it is a benign prescense that prevents something actually malicious from existing.
Phil is the gouty version of Warhammer's Dwarves. He probably has his own version of a book of grudges and he never let's go of any grudge. He grave dances on every one who he thinks has wronged him while usually being delusional about his own worth. I mean even most of his detractors are above him: they have families with real children, work normal jobs and they detract Phil as a side hobby. He can call them "no life loosers" all he wants but in reality he is just projecting his own misery on others. Like his complete idiocy that all streeamers must be beggars because they "have to earn money" Newsflash Phil: a good chunk of streamers do this for fun and not a job. They earn enough to basically finance their hobby (and let's be real, being a streamer is NOT expensive. You need a decent Pc, internet connection and a decent mic and you're basically set)
I like to know what the super secret discord that Pigler and his Moby Dicks talk because this was the most choreographed night since last week. Oh it's so happens Phil gets himself a new box of cards then he gets his crew to give him large donations so that way he can open half the box on stream to tell trolls that "haha see I told you cardboard will save the business ack ack ack!".
Yeah if it's going to be this obvious I'm pretty much done watching this shit. The fascination and ongoing car crash that is DSP is wearing thin.
Let me say something important:
Phil have fun with your cards, no I mean it really do. If this is how what's going to be the future of your channel you have my fullest regards. Good luck trying to pull the big one from your packs bought with wheelchair donations from your butt buddies OIC, ICS, etc.
It truly an end of a era for one of the greatest lolcow that ever grazed on God's green earth. Dunces.
DSP is never, ever entertaining anyways. This isn't Chris-chan or LTG, he is not funny by any metric and has never been since at least post-side-scrollers.
This is the Lily Peet sort of horror abuser that hardly even qualifies as a LOL cow in the "LOL" sense.
I sometimes wonder who is more embarrassed by the other. Kat is fat yes, but Phil is a waddling, melted gay alien with an oddly shaped head topped by an obvious combover.
The man is scared of his own shadow and probably cannot make eye contact, let alone speak to anyone, in case they are a detractor.
Phil should hope that the Farms stays around forever, because without it, the replacement that inevitably gets created will be unlikely to have the same rules about non-interference.
If a group like Fat Tomlinson's trolls on OnA spring up, Phil would be begging Matthew Prince The Cuck, to reinstate the Farms DDOS protection Now! Now! Now! Ok? Alright?
Speaking of the rascals, Bernard Murphy has a site called feednana.com where you can upload files anonymously and browse uploads.
I looked and Steve gets more viewers than him too, he’s always trying to prove he’s better than everyone else instead of just living a chill and meaningful life. And god he looks like such a faggot now.
I bet whatever unlucky Curls & Twirls employee that is forced to shave Sloth’s boulder every month always wonders why this bizarre fag doesn’t take $15 to the nearest barbershop instead of forcing a stylist to attempt a shitty fade.
"what's that? Oh a troll comment tuhuh get bayunned. Thanks for the two dollars, dummy. I'm not streaming from a planter, you morahn. It's a coffin of cursed earth, which you would know if you weren't a moulth drooling no load life loser. Some of us are condemned to an eternity of feasting on mortal men, you dunce. Anyway, who wants to see some pack rips"
anyone else watch Denim Banana? the channel openers crack me up
We all know about Khat and how fucked up she is both mentally and emotionally, so no point in repeating, which we all know someone that is that desperate, they'll do anything just to continue having a roof over their head and deal with the bullshit that comes with it.
My favorite thing about Kat is that she at least had a job until a few years ago* and was exposed to people in public, so she had a more prolonged exposure to what eventually made Leanna leave (friends and being in the real world enough to realize your life with Phil would be awful).
*unless she’s employed due to needing a retard on the payroll, there’s no retail/service job that would let you never work nights or weekends and only work until 2pm most days
Kat is either too retarded or too much of a Karen style cunt to have friends or enough ambition to want more than being a 400 lb house maid with your only motivation the next DoorDash meal.
There’s something hilarious to me about spending your late 20s/early 30s doing nothing. No college, no traveling, no sex, no actual experiences. Kat is somehow a sadder more pathetic case than Phil because she doesn’t even have the degree to weasel her way into any employment. And she’s a fat cunt that likely is awful to be around.
My favorite thing about Kat is that she at least had a job until a few years ago* and was exposed to people in public, so she had a more prolonged exposure to what eventually made Leanna leave (friends and being in the real world enough to realize your life with Phil would be awful).
*unless she’s employed due to needing a retard on the payroll, there’s no retail/service job that would let you never work nights or weekends and only work until 2pm most days
Kat is either too retarded or too much of a Karen style cunt to have friends or enough ambition to want more than being a 400 lb house maid with your only motivation the next DoorDash meal.
There’s something hilarious to me about spending your late 20s/early 30s doing nothing. No college, no traveling, no sex, no actual experiences. Kat is somehow a sadder more pathetic case than Phil because she doesn’t even have the degree to weasel her way into any employment. And she’s a fat cunt that likely is awful to be around.
After seeing her on stream, would you think anybody would want to be genuine friends with her? She's clearly a lazy boring retard. That's why she is better for David than Leanna, who was lucky for her young enough to still think "I could experience life outside of the wakhando" hence her panic attack and leaving. Kat clearly has none of those ambitions, she just wants a place to live and that's that, and Felipe can give that to her as long as she signed a marriage certificate.
It is my opinion that outside of traveling to Connecticut for parents death, Felipe will NEVER leave King County Washington again, and Kat doesn't care about her family enough to even do that, so she won't do so either. In that way they are perfect for each other
Not necessarily a lie since in the bankruptcy it was known she worked like <2 miles away...she could go to work all week (which she doesn't, 3 days in a row is hard for her) and still use literally less than a gallon of gas.
