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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
He was dropping some money there and on quartering streams probably other places as well but the chat would always shit on him for being a DSP paypig and I think PPP said something about it as well. Seemed like he was trying to fit in elsewhere but no one wanted him lmao.
Speaking of this retard's retardation in Doordashing breakfast and ice cream, remember when he tried Doordashing DURING AN ACTIVE FLOOD IN RENTON and then had the gall to have a bitch fit when they cancelled the order?
Phil said that his detractors lose their mind when they don’t have a device in front of them and aren’t plugged in. From the same guy who whines when there’s nothing to do if either the internet or power is out. Even in the company of his 450 lb wife.
I still remember when he said that him and Khet were bored to tears because the internet was out. Not because the power was out, which is kind of annoying, but because the internet is out. I mean, even if the power was out he could've done what every married couple (especially ones without kids) could do, which is having sex until the power comes on. But Phail is a fag and has ED and Khet is too fhet plus neither of them have any sex drive so that's a non-starter.
Anyway, not having internet isn't that much of an inconvenience even if you're a lazy electronics-obsessed couch potato, unless you are terminally online. Even when you're INTERNETLESS, you can still watch TV, you can watch movies or TV series that you have on your hard drive or blu-ray or DVD. Most importantly, you can still play singleplayer games. Doesn't he say that gayming is his PASSION and HAHBBY, not just his JHAHB? Also, in the past he talked about how he had a gay old time watching Khet play Skyrim, which doesn't require an internet connection at all. The truth is, Phail is the poster boy for being terminally online, that's why not being able to doomscroll Twitter (or ACKS as he calls it) and see what people are yapping about him is like torture to him.
The women's hair salon, Twirls and Curls, where he used to get it cut was in the bank leaks and probably got a bunch of troll attention. I'm guessing that he stopped going when that happened and started getting Kat to do it. It wasn't great back then because they don't cut men's hair, he likely asked them to cover up his hair loss, and his head is shaped weird but it wasn't NEARLY as bad as it's been since.
Looking into Hambly more, it's wild how alike they are, and how for example Hambly has claimed he bought an 80k Keurig machine for his coffee company 3 different years. When caught out that he was using another company to make the K-cups and was dropshipped coffee he spun it at first as "ok so I use this other company to do k-cups but if I get 80k I can buy one myself and save a dollar a bag". How many times can you be fed the same lie? Then like yesterday he came out and admitted that he was dropshipped and that all coffee companies start that way. Then started flexing it into another lie. Like...how many times has he done a deboonk about not being dropshipped, that his good old grandma roasts the beans herself or whatever. They keep supporting them. Both DSP and Hambly. There are so many retards out there throwing money at people they like to reassure themselves that they're right those are good people and it's not their fault they had to lie (to the fans, the detractors never believed it, the lie was for the fans). There's something about the act of throwing money at them, like the political grifts, wherein it helps them dig in like a tick mentally and harden their mind to the reality that they are being fleeced.
Jesus, 4 streams of no goals and he gets whaled out the day after his "break" Just like poetry. He most likely bitched on his super secret discord while shitting his diaper to get donations today to make him look sussessful.
Also, I think the reason he isnt going anywhere on a trip is because he fears that Jaha comes around the corner to finish the job he should have finished 20 years ago. He will always be the DickSuckingPussy the FGC called him all those years ago
Looking into Hambly more, it's wild how alike they are, and how for example Hambly has claimed he bought an 80k Keurig machine for his coffee company 3 different years. When caught out that he was using another
Tbh looking at this picture it almost makes me feel like they went in one motion from the back of his neck up and around the sides of his head at an angle with the clippers instead of going up from his shoulders to fade the two lengths together.
This might be the worst haircut he’s had so far though. If any of them were done by Kat it’s this one cause there’s no way you can pay like $50 and walk out thinking this looks okay.
The fact he’s replaced gacha games with his new fiending for TCG “hits” addiction is funny in a general kind of way, but day to day it’s making his content the worst it’s ever been, and that’s saying something. There’s really barely even any ironic entertainment value watching him open the cards at this point, and those segments are taking up more and more of the overall stream time. At this point, between begging for cards, opening cards, and talking about cards, the whole grift probably takes up at least half of all his stream time, if not more.
We’re witnessing him transform into a caricature of a Jew in real time. Tonight was the most Jewish I think I’ve ever seen him. Just counting money, rubbing his spindly fingers together while appraising his piles of “””treasure””” (gamer toys from his clahset) and imagining all the gold it’ll earn him, and then opening, you guessed it, trading cards hoping for more that are worth lots of money!
Well gee Phil, I hope you make lots and lots of money off your trading cards and old games and it gives you something resembling happiness for a few seconds before you’re back to reality: stuck in a loveless marriage with a vapid fat cow, in a deteriorating middle unit condo, with no friends and no family other than parents who gave up on you a long time ago, and stuck endlessly shaking a tin cup and dancing for the Internet.
"fans, these effing degenerates are trying to restream me illegally"
"screw them and screw your parents. no more abuse. let's relive our childhood with these pokemon cards"
There’s really barely even any ironic entertainment value watching him open the cards at this point, and those segments are taking up more and more of the overall stream time.
There is no value, whatsoever. The only thing worth watching is the crashouts. Not the gameplay, not the begging (because it's all for packs/goals), just the crashouts. DS2 was fun when he was getting invaded and dying but he a) turned off invasions (well Steam updated but he kept it offline so same diff) and b) is intentionally muting his emotions because he knows it's funny when he pisses his diaper about the game being hard and he's not here to entertain trolls. Not sure who he is here to entertain but my guess is that this little bump from Raw leaving will be another chance for some regulars to hit the road.
Andf it's not like his channel is suddenly exploding with views either. He is really living of the wallets of two or three whales and he will do this forever. that's why he seethes at every content creator who takes deserved breaks or "retires" early
Or even funnier can you see ANY of his old videos suddenly getting track in the algorithm? As an example I checked my own Youtube studio yesterday and one of my videos which is 3 years old now is suddenly gaining thousands of views. and I simply don't know why. The analytics state that a few have shared it on Discord but the majority comes from recommendations and Youtube searches (and I don't know why because I didnt touch the tags since I uploaded it). Can you imagine Phil's videos being recommended on Youtube?
Andf it's not like his channel is suddenly exploding with views either. He is really living of the wallets of two or three whales and he will do this forever. that's why he seethes at every content creator who takes deserved breaks or "retires" early
The "Retired, out of the soul crushing grind, and enjoying life finally free" Virgin VS The "Looking like a Trench Crusade's Cult of the Black Grail victim whos dependant on the whim of coprophage lunatics for a monthly paycheck" Chad
Dude can you imagine seeing his watch time? The one glimpse we got was pure kino. "Wait, that would mean they're only watching for 5 minutes on average..." Yes, Phil, and honestly if you took the median instead of the mean then it would probably be a lot closer to the 30 second mark. "I did everything these people asked me to do to change for the better!" Yeah except make better content, but don't worry, not like it's your job or anything.
Kat drank the melted ice cream, didn't she. While Phil threw an impotent tantrum, cursing the laws of thermodynamics. How dare those laws that govern the universe, apply to Linda's special boy.
Kat drank the melted ice cream, didn't she. While Phil threw an impotent tantrum, cursing the laws of thermodynamics. How dare those laws that govern the universe, apply to Linda's special boy.
HEY, SUMMER! Hey, booksmart summer!
Did you ever consider that regular people want to have their icecream be delivered unmelted to their home?
NOOO! Of course you didn't!
DSP's streams are incredibly boring lately, but I can't pretend it doesn't make me smile every time one of Phil's 10 ahnest dents starts arguing with Phil's genuine flat earther mod about how even they're not retarded enough to believe that shit.
Andf it's not like his channel is suddenly exploding with views either. He is really living of the wallets of two or three whales and he will do this forever. that's why he seethes at every content creator who takes deserved breaks or "retires" early
Or even funnier can you see ANY of his old videos suddenly getting track in the algorithm? As an example I checked my own Youtube studio yesterday and one of my videos which is 3 years old now is suddenly gaining thousands of views. and I simply don't know why. The analytics state that a few have shared it on Discord but the majority comes from recommendations and Youtube searches (and I don't know why because I didnt touch the tags since I uploaded it). Can you imagine Phil's videos being recommended on Youtube?
8 days after the the rawphil ban and his views look normal. the projection is to have as many views as last month.
social blade also proves that not even his livestreams gained any more viewers.
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8 days after the the rawphil ban and his views look normal. the projection is to have as many views as last month.
social blade also proves that not even his livestreams gained any more viewers.
Well, except for maybe 1 or 2 streams, his channel has been massively view botted too. Not sure how YT handles that, but I wouldn't trust the view numbers until the bots go away. So he's doing even worse than it appears.
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"fans, these effing degenerates are trying to restream me illegally"
"screw them and screw your parents. no more abuse. let's relive our childhood with these pokemon cards"
Well, except for maybe 1 or 2 streams, his channel has been massively view botted too. Not sure how YT handles that, but I wouldn't trust the view numbers until the bots go away. So he's doing even worse than it appears.
youtube is very good at not counting the bot views in the video (in the livestream they are still visible).
social blade is checking the total channel views which is actual views, not bots.
