DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

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  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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"Guys, I am eating it like this to not make a mess."

Yeah Phil, you wouldn't want to get made fun of for eating with your hands. It's much more dignified to eat your microwave hotdogs with plastic cutlery on a plastic plate.
 
"Guys, I am eating it like this to not make a mess."

Yeah Phil, you wouldn't want to get made fun of for eating with your hands. It's much more dignified to eat your microwave hotdogs with plastic cutlery on a plastic plate.
Even just a knife and fork would be whatever but he cut the hotdogs in half long ways. I've never ever seen that before

 
Also a fake ass gamer, just bought games to buy them. Nothing about this person regarding gaming is real. It really is pathetic how much he has to rely on gaming as a crutch despite him hating it.
I figured Phil bought them because I don't recall seeing these SNES/Genesis games before, and he would have shown them off at some point for his "King of Retro" LARP. Either that or his parents finally moved them over.
 
Even super health conscious fitness people will post fucking feasts today like huge ass burgers and shit like huge funnel cakes etc because it's the fucking 4th of July but nope DSP still has to bullshit with stuff like this on stream.
And it's "made from scratch". Dude, you're eating fucking hot dogs and D-tier frozen "veggies", stop talking about "from scratch". Chili from scratch better not look like that light-gray stuff he's eating. And yes, he's cutting up the hot dogs and buns and eating them with a knife and fork. Yes. It's almost pitiable.

Now he's eating generic frozen vegetables and going "mmmm" after the bites. He'd be better off eating the fork, it would have more flavor.

For those living where it's not 120 degrees and actually out doing stuff instead of checking on Phil, he's already repeatedly threatened to make this the last vest day ever because he "only" has $278. Then the last half-hour has been him eating chili dogs and a chopped-up frozen vegetable mix like he's getting his last meal in the nursing home.
 
SOOO...why is he doing this money shit with the SNES?

Does he have nothing better to do or....

Is he selling these? And for what?

Does he also know he has no box for these games and his are not in great condition.
It ticks a lot of Phil's boxes.

-Its low effort, but something he can hype up as "content" since its different to hand holding him through a game.
-It scratches a gamba itch for him, since he may find out he has something valuable in his collection and he can get that hit outside of his pokemon cards.
-Phil is a consumer mongoloid who enjoys spending money and flaunting his possessions to laud over the peasants.
-He is autistic as fuck and loves to list and itemize shit.

and according to Phil...Everyone has asked for this, everyone wants to see his hats and vests. Everyone loves them. In fact they were mad last year they didnt get to see the game collection, so he's giving the audience what they wanted. So I don't know why these ungrateful dents arent opening their wallets and showering him with tips
 
He would be at $1k no doubt if this was a TCG themed marathon with Pokemon + MTG which he basically said is going to happen at some point but nope have to milk cleaning out his closet on stream.
 
Actual frozen bagged veggies, canned chili, pre shredded cheese on a dollar pack of hot dogs and cheap buns.

What the fuck man it's a celebration just eat some doordash.

"Homemade turkey chili" so... ground turkey + canned chili... overpriced "healthy low carb buns" which taste bad.

Fork and knife for the hot dogs. The most pathetic fourth of July meal I have ever seen.
On his good old fashioned paper plates...which he said he only did because he's in the office? Otherwise he'd be eating off normal plates.

What the fuck, what logic is he attempting to apply here? It would make sense if he was tossing it in the trash to save a trip to the kitchen while streaming. But then he brought a knife and fork with him, so they're not disposable. Also, he then gets up and goes back to the kitchen when hes done anyway. So why bother with the cope that you eat off normal dinnerware when we know you don't?
 
This fucking nigger thinks corn is a vegetable.

It's botanically a fruit and agriculturally a fucking grain. Phil, you make me angry Phil. This fuck is such a fucking retard. I know for a fact this is definitely not an act and this is indeed how he carries himself in public. Someone then asks him "can you move the camera."
And like a total insufferable subhuman,
"NO!"

Phil, you're not the internet's whipping boy "for no reason."
You're not a victim of no-life losers hyper-focusing on you for no reason.
You're not as successful as other streamers for no reason.

The reason is that you're a fucking cunt, have always been a cunt, and will always be a cunt and people love, LOVE seeing an asshole get fucked by life. It's quite frankly the oldest form of entertainment in history.
 
is there any better allegory for the modern goyfed male than a loose skinned ozempic brained man child in a brightly lit LED filled room surrounded by toys and consumer goods rocking back and forth to the beat of AI slop music while using plastic utensils to shovel food served on paper plates into his slack jawed mouth and doing all this live begging on the lowercase i internet
 
His marathons have always been pure autism and cringe but they really are getting worse and worse with time aren't they? His energy levels are just so weak and flaccid these days. At least he used to have some bravado. Now he's a skinnyfat ghoul whose voice sounds like the testosterone has been sapped out of it talking about his silly vests and hayuts.

At least some energy is coming back into him now in these latter hours of the marathon as he realizes support is slowed to a crawl and his begging is picking up. If we don't pass 500 positivities tonight this might well be the final IndeVESTence Day ever.

Bonus power-snort:


 
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This is Dspgaming a mature adult and 44 years old in 2026 dressing like a faggot that got bullied in high school.

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This stream feels like something they'd show you as a case study for a psychology course. Behold the narc who can't even complete a simple chore like cleaning out his closet without demanding payment and validation
You left out the fact he’s doing this on a national holiday marking a milestone anniversary for the country he lives in, and he expects people to watch him do that instead of celebrating with friends and family!
 
Maybe I am hyper fixating, but he's said "my room" multiple times today...nobody says this who owns a wakhando with their loving wife. This is what a roommate says about the apartment they share with someone else.

More proof him and Kat are straight up 'stay in your line I'll stay in mine' style roommates
Its what you say when you're a little boy in your parents house. The snes games, the pokemon cards, the diapers, hes fully kidmaxxing up in his room and its weird as hell lol
 
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