DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

It is absolutely stupefying that after over 10 years of streaming he still seems to believe that if a game gets whaled out on one stream, that must mean it will be whaled out for the next 10 streams of him stretching it out for as long as possible, and gets genuinely confused and frustrated when that doesn't happen. Almost as if stream donations are the random whims of strangers!

It's funny how he almost puts it together at times talking about one big kahntribution saving the stream and he can't figure out why he is having slow streams lately.

King's Tax: $117

Phail was pissy the whole time playing SOTN. No one was contributing and the moron game devs didn't think to put in checkpoints in their 90s era game. SOTN headed to the night stream death slot.

Mods were MIA for most of the stream as well, so Cup Rattler was going wild in Phail's chat.

It started as a night stream but those Pokemon cards hit just right so it moved to day stream lol. Every game is now going to be judged by how many fucking card packs he gets to open I never dreamed that this would be how DSP runs his business.

 

[Optimus Crime]

The Pokémon grift is the penultimate final form of the pigroach. He gets to pull, he gets to show off, and he gets to feel like a rayul businessman. Most importantly, he gets to have something tangible in his hands as opposed to having sweaty jpegs that will one day be deleted.

He's growing, but not like he thinks he is. No, he's growing like a cancer, finding new venues of grift. And I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT.

 

[Iron Hamster]

UPDATE! Bad news for the Pallet that Pigler had for his workout machine.

Good news actually......the pallet is finally free. It's even rejoicing through sign.

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This was after the $100 tip came in and 3 packs were going to be opened. He was hyped that he might pull a Charizard.

Once again the gerbil finally hit the sweet spot.

The amount of shoe-horned attempts to show off his GUNZ with his hand gestures on today's pahdcast is truly something special.

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Constantly eye-fucking himself in OBS while he does it.

Ricky Berwick does it better:

You know that old joke about if you would or wouldn't fuck yourself if you met yourself? Phil would.

 

[PD43]

He should change the channel name to DSPSpending.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

penultimate final form

Penultimate means second to last.
It does not mean "even more ultimate than ultimate"

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

The Pokémon grift is the penultimate final form of the pigroach. He gets to pull, he gets to show off, and he gets to feel like a rayul businessman. Most importantly, he gets to have something tangible in his hands as opposed to having sweaty jpegs that will one day be deleted.

He's growing, but not like he thinks he is. No, he's growing like a cancer, finding new venues of grift. And I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT.

Well, it's amazing when you think about it: his dents pay him (with a gigantic profit margin baked in) to open up packs so he can also keep everything inside. We've crossed into Commodus / Idi Amin / Kim Jong Un / Louis the XIV territory of complete insanity.


What's almost admirable (while also being sadly pathetic), is that this is DSP's idea of his ultimate fantasy: Being paid to exist as a man-baby. Getting paid to consume. Being WATCHED while he consumes (huge ego fetish for him). Being mocked while he consumes, he loves that it makes people mad, his ego gets off to it

Other despots wanted people to treat them like gods, DSP just wants to be treated like their washed up overly indulged fat son

WHERES YOUR CROWN KING NOTHING!!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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Penultimate means second to last.
It does not mean "even more ultimate than ultimate"

@neger psykolog get a load of this nigga

 

[Baklava]

The pack goal is an unofficial whale-o-meter while still pretending Phil doesn't have a total support goal. He's not even looking for cumulative support or increased engagement anymore since metrics are all around down from last year. His dumb ass is whale hunting to see if he can guarantee "meaningful" support for what he's playing, and he's now more prone to insulting smaller contributions. God, he's a total size queen. As Gilette might say, "Don't want no short-tip man!"

 

[SwiftBucks]

Ver archivo adjunto 9101824Penultimate means second to last.
It does not mean "even more ultimate than ultimate"

Next you'll be telling me a rainy day fund isn't for when it's raining outside

 

[smug comporon]

I get a hard-on when I look at my girlfriends tits or when my nvda puts make me a cool few grand. I can't understand how another man's validation/success can make anyone hawt. Then again, I'm not a faggot cocksucker

Making all these posts about how much cooler you are than Phil definitely gives off that impression.

 

[Love Is Blue]

@neger psykolog get a load of this nigga

He was a saint!

 

[Optimus Crime]

Making all these posts about how much cooler you are than Phil definitely gives off that impression.

I know you have a thing for me and I think you're derich. Stop watching pr0n!

 

[SwiftBucks]

He was a saint!

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil is one of those lolcows you do need breaks from, as he seemingly is too stupid/selfish/ugly/greedy to actually be a real person. Not to mention the acting like a petulant child when he is doing something he doesn't like (playing 007 = me cleaning my room and stomping around, when I was like 6).

The day when Phil gets beat up IRL, not from being a lolcow or his internet personality but from just being a dick, is going to be hilarious. It'll happen someday somehow.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

It is absolutely stupefying that after over 10 years of streaming he still seems to believe that if a game gets whaled out on one stream, that must mean it will be whaled out for the next 10 streams of him stretching it out for as long as possible, and gets genuinely confused and frustrated when that doesn't happen. Almost as if stream donations are the random whims of strangers!

The logical prowess of the Polack is truly stunning.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Can you guys think of things you actually agree with Philbert about?

His general take on the 007 game are my thoughts exactly (without having played it of course). Its just that bland, third person, walking sim push forward to watch cinematic fucking type of game that I have zero affinity for. Weve seen so much of this type of game since all that Nathan Drake shit.

Also, as common sense as it is, I definitely agree with Phil's take that you cant trust any influencer to be honest about a game (unless its already an accepted opinion). For instance, Maximilan will make his stupid cuck face and rave about every fighting game coming out, and then just never bring it up again when its shit on release.

Anyways, those are two things I agree with Philbert on, unfortunately hes so incredibly unlikeable, I really have to remind myself that I agree with what hes saying as he snorts and drolls on in circles.

 

[niggaphil]

I did not expected to see phil content to be popped up in chink's facebook.

Looks like phil's content have been infected into asia regions, and gain more detractors!

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1GebASQRWw/

 

[PD43]

Can you guys think of things you actually agree with Philbert about?

No. Because he's a retarded e-predator and grifter.
If you find yourself sharing an opinion with Phil it's because he's stolen it from X. That is when he has an opion and isn't sat with a fence pole in his guts. He only starts calling out the bullshit in games when he's missed the goal. A game can be dog water straightaway but you wouldn't know from the days to weeks he spends hyping it up. Three streams with hit goals and everything is aces. The first time he starts getting sub 90$ the cracks begin to show. He is the very thing he accuses other creators of being. A shill.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Can you guys think of things you actually agree with Philbert about?

His general take on the 007 game are my thoughts exactly (without having played it of course). Its just that bland, third person, walking sim push forward to watch cinematic fucking type of game that I have zero affinity for. Weve seen so much of this type of game since all that Nathan Drake shit.

Also, as common sense as it is, I definitely agree with Phil's take that you cant trust any influencer to be honest about a game (unless its already an accepted opinion). For instance, Maximilan will make his stupid cuck face and rave about every fighting game coming out, and then just never bring it up again when its shit on release.

Anyways, those are two things I agree with Philbert on, unfortunately hes so incredibly unlikeable, I really have to remind myself that I agree with what hes saying as he snorts and drolls on in circles.

I agree with his general disdain for developers, though probably not for the same reasons. He's had a few games he dislikes that I also think are shit. His apparent loathing for the mentally disabled is pretty funny. and I greatly appreciate his massive contributions to the field of Jaydespeak translation. I also agree on the shill thing, though we all know he'd be the biggest shill if he wasn't radioactive (like he did with that one dlc he got for free recently)

crazy thing is the boring AAA movie slop is usually his favorite type of game (because it makes him $$$), like death stranding and all that shit. I think the potential for *gasp* attractive women really set him off just like ff7. On a side tangent, I can't fucking play any game that does the thing where the protagonist will give verbal hints and quips every 15 seconds to tell the player exactly what to do. all I can do is think of that god of war clip. wolverine was ruined for me because of that shit in the gameplay trailer. fuck you, phil.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

No. Because he's a retarded e-predator and grifter.
If you find yourself sharing an opinion with Phil it's because he's stolen it from X. That is when he has an opion and isn't sat with a fence pole in his guts. He only starts calling out the bullshit in games when he's missed the goal. A game can be dog water straightaway but you wouldn't know from the days to weeks he spends hyping it up. Three streams with hit goals and everything is aces. The first time he starts getting sub 90$ the cracks begin to show. He is the very thing he accuses other creators of being. A shill.

Im not on X in any capacity, but I assumed most people love the 007 games. You are correct though, Phil's opinion on 007 is a direct result of the low support. Still though, I agreed with the words being said, even if they were disingenuous.