DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[British Mersh]

King's Tax: $77

Support was ABYSSMAL, but Babyman Lego is not on thin ice.

Forza with wheel was sacrificed for this. massive detractors W.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Forza with wheel was sacrificed for this. massive detractors W.

its a w maybe if you want to see more of phail begging but less so if you want to see him suck and rage at something that others would find fun

 

[Milkdud]

King's Tax: $77

Support was ABYSSMAL, but Babyman Lego is not on thin ice.

I would just like to specify that $75 of those dollars came from the pre-stream session aka the Denttendance Builder. Lego Batman gameplay only made $2.

 

[Milkdud]

This was after the $100 tip came in and 3 packs were going to be opened. He was hyped that he might pull a Charizard.

 

[shekelshoah666]

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This was after the $100 tip came in and 3 packs were going to be opened. He was hyped that he might pull a Charizard.

These whales need to step it up. I want to see DSP get 2 packs opened per hour streamed for the next 6 months.

 

[Coke Zero]

He needs a mommy and he hates that he needs a mommy, he blames her for how he is (which is probably largely true).

When phil still lived in connecticut, his parents did his laundry, cleaned his condo, and took out his trash, and probably a lot more that he didnt specifically mention they did for him in his own videos he uploaded to youtube.

Probably one of the biggest reasons he fled the state and moved three thousand miles away was because he hated that he still needed his mommy to take care of him and thought he would prove he didn't need her, all just to replace her with a new mo-wife.

 

[PD43]

Can people not tell the difference between this and a real tip? It's so obvious to me. He isn't a good actor, if this were real he would be, you know, actually happy. He is not.

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Man. He really looks like Rodger from American Dad. What the fuck. If it comes out that he's using AI to look thinner I won't be shocked.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

what a robust schedule of
-oldshit
-wagie-sim
-oldshit
-oldshit
-babby child games
-gachashit
-oldshit
-wagie-sim
high octane thrills and chills inbound to the snortex.

 

[shekelshoah666]

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what a robust schedule of
-oldshit
-wagie-sim
-oldshit
-oldshit
-babby child games
-gachashit
-oldshit
-wagie-sim
high octane thrills and chills inbound to the snortex.

Dude it might legit take him 10+ streams to beat SOTN if he does the reverse castle. That's like an obscene amount of time that you would expect from like an actual 90's kid who never played any of the Metroid or Castlevania games before playing this one. 7th Guest would be kino if he wasn't just going to get hyper handheld during it he would rage if he tried to beat it without help or a guide.

He would've got whaled out playing Mina the Hollower for sure compared to what he is getting on the rest of the games he is playing but he probably knows he would struggle with the gameplay and you can only be handheld to a point in that game. We really are potentially entering era of gameplay being pushed aside for fucking Pokemon card openings and I hope that he gets whaled out every single day to make it happen.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Dude it might legit take him 10+ streams to beat SOTN if he does the reverse castle.

you really think it would take him so few? i'd double that to 20 minimum

 

[strandedcastaway]

When phil still lived in connecticut, his parents did his laundry, cleaned his condo, and took out his trash, and probably a lot more that he didnt specifically mention they did for him in his own videos he uploaded to youtube.

Probably one of the biggest reasons he fled the state and moved three thousand miles away was because he hated that he still needed his mommy to take care of him and thought he would prove he didn't need her, all just to replace her with a new mo-wife.

He moved away because he wanted control. He wanted Leanna cut off from everyone she knew so they couldn't tell her how isolating and limited being with Phil was. Kat had no (sane) family and was dumb and easy to manipulate, so she was the perfect replacement.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying Phil is some super-powerful bully. He's scared at looking at a woman on his streams because Kat might get mad. I'm just saying that Kat's moronic views and his 1950s view of "mature" life fit together well. She's okay with never leaving Renton, he's okay with staying in the closet.

 

[SensesFail]

With every passing day I become convinced Ur_Future_Stepdad is the new most pathetic person in the entire Snortex.

Not Jayde?
Also it seems Piggy is doing "Freebie" Pokemon Packs now to incentivize people to drop $50 in "Support".
I wonder how many of his dents do the on demand videos where they don't see the beg segments. Must be wild
living in that much ignorance.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Not Jayde?
Also it seems Piggy is doing "Freebie" Pokemon Packs now to incentivize people to drop $50 in "Support".
I wonder how many of his dents do the on demand videos where they don't see the beg segments. Must be wild
living in that much ignorance.

Jayde can't help it though; other people choose it.

 

[Coke Zero]

He moved away because he wanted control. He wanted Leanna cut off from everyone she knew so they couldn't tell her how isolating and limited being with Phil was. Kat had no (sane) family and was dumb and easy to manipulate, so she was the perfect replacement.

You're right, that was a huge part of it also. People talk about phil being a groomer, and he is, just not in the way we would typically think of grooming. Phil grooms women to be his mom/caretaker. He needs women that are socially isolated and dependent on him financially.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Is stepdad also ICS?

Poor OIC must have lost his allowance money

As far as I'm aware there's no reason to think Stepdad is ICS. Stepdad has done livestreams on Kick and shown his face and everything, and ICS is only a disembodied voice from a single audio-only livestream.

Stepdad isn't the biggest whale. He isn't the funniest dent to point and laugh at. He doesn't seem to be any kind of outlandish freak or degenerate. He's just EXTREMELY pathetic. There isn't a single one of Phil's calls to action he doesn't answer when he's in the Kick chat. When Phil says "jump" Stepdad says "how high?" every single time. He sits in the Kick chat acting like he's some part of the community and desperately trying to make people there like him by buying subs for people, only for the chat to make fun of him for being a cuck all night (including the people who he buys subs for).

What really solidified my belief that he's the most pathetic person in the Snortex was when, after being an AWOL paypig for a while to the point Phil was literally complaining that he wasn't around throwing him Kick subs anymore, Stepdad SENT HIM A TIP to apologize for not being around and promising to be back to give him more money soon. And then gave him 50+ dollars on his return. I cannot imagine hearing another man complain I hadn't been giving him money lately, and then rushing back to give him money.

 

[Optimus Crime]

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what a robust schedule of
-oldshit
-wagie-sim
-oldshit
-oldshit
-babby child games
-gachashit
-oldshit
-wagie-sim
high octane thrills and chills inbound to the snortex.

He is such an insufferable faggot, I fucking love it

 

[TheTractor]

This formless pollack Jell-O retard really had the gall to cover LTG's courtroom drama meanwhile he threw an endless bitchfit over people recording his bankruptcy scam call.

 

[shekelshoah666]

As far as I'm aware there's no reason to think Stepdad is ICS. Stepdad has done livestreams on Kick and shown his face and everything, and ICS is only a disembodied voice from a single audio-only livestream.

Stepdad isn't the biggest whale. He isn't the funniest dent to point and laugh at. He doesn't seem to be any kind of outlandish freak or degenerate. He's just EXTREMELY pathetic. There isn't a single one of Phil's calls to action he doesn't answer when he's in the Kick chat. When Phil says "jump" Stepdad says "how high?" every single time. He sits in the Kick chat acting like he's some part of the community and desperately trying to make people there like him by buying subs for people, only for the chat to make fun of him for being a cuck all night (including the people who he buys subs for).

What really solidified my belief that he's the most pathetic person in the Snortex was when, after being an AWOL paypig for a while to the point Phil was literally complaining that he wasn't around throwing him Kick subs anymore, Stepdad SENT HIM A TIP to apologize for not being around and promising to be back to give him more money soon. And then gave him 50+ dollars on his return. I cannot imagine hearing another man complain I hadn't been giving him money lately, and then rushing back to give him money.

Stepdad legit gets a hardon when he sees his name on the leaderboard it's actually just pathetic. If he is there and the leaderboard for Kick stuff is a ? he is giving that sub and sending those kicks.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

The answer is simple, he's Phil. He is incapable of making good decisions that would bring him fame and success.

That's his entire life in a nuthshell, not just video games. There was one point in time where he was making SO much money, he could've paid off his entire CT Khando and just pay the property taxes, insurance, and HOA fees....however, Phil being Phil, he had to buy those gay ass statues where he walked around and went "Uh, this is from *this franchise*" and have Wikipedia level knowledge about the lore, along with spending money like it was going out of style.

Another example was when his parents talked to him about his spending and they were worried about him being a Goddamn hoarder when they stopped by the khando. Phil's grand idea? Get a bigger place, so he could get more shit he didn't need. My favorite piece of lore was when he tried to rent out the khando, this was after his aunt died, the one that gave him gout, the property manager called him instead of e-mailing Phil. Now, Phil is a busy man and he was streaming during this time, dood. The property management company eventually dropped him as a potential client and we all know what happened.

Point being, Phil is where he is because he's fucking Phil. He's so fucking dumb, he can't see that HE is his own worst detractor. Past Phil fucks over future Phil.

 

[Balr0g]

Another example was when his parents talked to him about his spending and they were worried about him being a Goddamn hoarder when they stopped by the khando. Phil's grand idea? Get a bigger place, so he could get more shit he didn't need. My favorite piece of lore was when he tried to rent out the khando, this was after his aunt died, the one that gave him gout, the property manager called him instead of e-mailing Phil. Now, Phil is a busy man and he was streaming during this time, dood. The property management company eventually dropped him as a potential client and we all know what happened.

What's even funnier is that Phil allegedly showed his dad one of his Machinima paycheques and his dad told him to save that money. and in 2013 Phil said in his "Thgis is a new me" video that he hasn't friviously spend his money or invested it unwisely but instead he "banked it". But one look at his condo and it shows how he "banked it". More like thrown out of the window in the firm believe his content is so good he would make the same money every year. That's why he is now seething whenever he can't oppen a god dman Pokemon card box: he is now used to getting a 50$ donation so he begs like a crackwhore whenever nobody sends him a juicy SC or tip. Imagine he goes two days without opening a pack now: we would get hardcore begging, chair shaking and what have you. Phil has the mind of a crackwhore and he needs that crack he really does