DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Imagine waking up this morning. You go into the bathroom. You look in the mirror. You see that face staring back at you. You are trapped in the body of one DarSkydePigswill PP Burnell.

What would you do? What would you do...

Well, that has already happened

Spoiler: Where I saw this happen

 

[Crooked 16th]

Imagine waking up this morning. You go into the bathroom. You look in the mirror. You see that face staring back at you. You are trapped in the body of one DarSkydePigswill PP Burnell.

What would you do? What would you do...

Fuck my bikini model wife and then get some door dash

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

It's always comforting that even if I leave the snortex for a few days, Phil will always be there, retardedly seagull laughing and aggressively begging as he always does. Even now, when I open his DQ7 stream, all he's doing is reading all the dialogue verbatim and autistically describing the scene in-game, and the continue mocking him on a daily basis. It's like rereading that one worn book sitting on the middle shelf, just because it's there.

 

[thebigdream]

Skip the prestream, play whatever game a bunch of people are currently asking for (it was Nioh 3 a few weeks ago, idk what's popular now), be generally nice to both chats, gift some memberships/subs. Leave the vod up and not split the part.

It would be amazing to see what kind of crazy shit gets posted in the KF thread after a full day of DarkSydePhil being baseline competent, especially after he reverts to DarkSydePhil the following day.

One of the major obstacles for me in him being watchable is all the grunting, goat laughs, and burping into the mic, it's all so vile and off-putting. The last one he can actually stop, but I think the first two are just his autistic vocalisations. I don't think he could put together a competent stream if he tried his upmost.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

reading YT chat the last few days be like

 

[Comma]

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Lol.

edit2:

DSP knows what's coming...

Great attendance, btw, King. And literally no one in chat is paying any kind of attention to the boring-as-fuck ""gameplay"".

 

[Fridge Raider]

This is the state of his chat. These are the mature adults that enjoy Phil's positive, mature content. These people should all be shot.

This dude just lets FaggotSydePhil fuck him in the ass live on stream this is so pathetic. How someone can be more pathetic than Phil is wild, it almost defies the known laws of the universe. Imagine letting Phil talk down to you or telling you what to do. PHIL.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

I still believe 80% of his "chatters" are one dent on multiple accounts having conversations with himself
160 viewer chat btw


went to take the screenshot above, and this nigga is taking the words right out of my mouth. lmao!

 

[smug comporon]

It's always comforting that even if I leave the snortex for a few days, Phil will always be there, retardedly seagull laughing and aggressively begging as he always does. Even now, when I open his DQ7 stream, all he's doing is reading all the dialogue verbatim and autistically describing the scene in-game, and the Ver archivo adjunto 8932281continue mocking him on a daily basis. It's like rereading that one worn book sitting on the middle shelf, just because it's there.

That's how you know Phil is a great guy that really appreciates his viewers. No complicated commentary to not confuse the retards like Jayde and just describing what's on screen to honor the memory of SuperBlindMan.

 

[morel style individual]

One of the major obstacles for me in him being watchable is all the grunting, goat laughs, and burping into the mic, it's all so vile and off-putting. The last one he can actually stop, but I think the first two are just his autistic vocalisations. I don't think he could put together a competent stream if he tried his upmost.

Well yeah, I think the premise of the hypothetical was that it would be my brain (or whoever's) in Phil's body and I would get to choose what I wanted to do while posing as him.

If I woke up and I was literally DarkSydePhil I would obviously hang myself, probably live on stream.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

I still believe 80% of his "chatters" are one dent on multiple accounts having conversations with himself
160 viewer chat btw
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went to take the screenshot above, and this nigga is taking the words right out of my mouth. lmao! Ver archivo adjunto 8932319

During these slow dull streams there's like maybe a dozen larpers on socks top jerking each other off, a gaggle of jaydes drooling down their chins, 1, 2 NSRV/Evacowboy types throwing shekels at their liege with the remaining 110 viewers being rubberneckers waiting for begs and crashouts

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

160 viewer chat btw

ClydeCash, certainly not a troll or larper or anything

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Raw Phil's views are halved.
He should sue DSP for playing shitty games, being boring and reduces his income.

 

[Fridge Raider]

160 viewer chat btw

Gotta be botting at least 100.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Gotta be botting at least 100.

Alottapeepul just have philbert on as background noise during their email jahbs tbf, entertaining enough to have playing in the background, not entertaining enough to chat

 

[Samuel Fuller]

One of the major obstacles for me in him being watchable is all the grunting, goat laughs, and burping into the mic, it's all so vile and off-putting. The last one he can actually stop, but I think the first two are just his autistic vocalisations. I don't think he could put together a competent stream if he tried his upmost.

*utmost

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Fuck my bikini model wife and then get some door dash

the bikini model:
+

SuperBlindMan

did we ever find out how that nigger died?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Skip the prestream, play whatever game a bunch of people are currently asking for (it was Nioh 3 a few weeks ago, idk what's popular now), be generally nice to both chats, gift some memberships/subs. Leave the vod up and not split the part.

It would be amazing to see what kind of crazy shit gets posted in the KF thread after a full day of DarkSydePhil being baseline competent, especially after he reverts to DarkSydePhil the following day.

Phil has done the odd stream where he purposely doesn't beg and acts relatively normal. Chat and us detractors ask what's going on and eventually he tells that there's a reason or its one of his stupid experiments that prove he was right all along.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Imagine waking up this morning. You go into the bathroom. You look in the mirror. You see that face staring back at you. You are trapped in the body of one DarSkydePigswill PP Burnell.

What would you do? What would you do...

Assuming this is a "if you became DSP for one day" scenario:
1. Get visibly drunk (assuming I didn't wake up still wasted, in which case skip this step).
2. Get on stream.
3. Show WWE Champions account and whatever other gacha "I" have been whaling on.
4. If possible, delete those accounts.
5. Donate all the money I have to people like Kino Casino, Sidescrollers, LTG and whoever Phil hates.
6. Unban everyone.
7. Delete entire YouTube archive, not the account, just every single video.
8. Rip my shirt RTU style and start calling LTG a nigger until YouTube ban.
9. Watch the fireworks next day.

If I permanently became Phil, yeah I'd just kill myself on the spot before the shock of the situation settles.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Imagine waking up this morning. You go into the bathroom. You look in the mirror. You see that face staring back at you. You are trapped in the body of one DarSkydePigswill PP Burnell.

What would you do? What would you do...

Well I can't stream because I don't have the expensive robust equipment in his studio. Just the mic...

Now if we bodyswapped, my gf would instantly dump me after hearing his voice inflections coming out of me.

Me... I'd probably be able to do a $10k stream. I'm gonna have those retards giving me money fist over hoof.