DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Amazing SF6 stream last night whoever or whatever got him flagged so he couldn't get superchats really was the cherry on top he started seething extra hard after that.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

The Daily Wrap is the precursor to what will be revealed to us tomorrow. This man-child's ego was so slashed by no support that he literally invented an Ocean's 11 tier detractor siege to mass-report his stream tonight to get him demonetized which never happened. The cope is so dense and bountiful we shall feast like Gods. He is setting the stage poorly for the meltdown tomorrow by yet again establishing himself as the main protagonist and lead character of the universe while simultaneously being the perpetual victim where nothing is within his control and memes just "happen" to him. The ultimate levels of projection, delusion, denial and cope were the highest I have seen them in quite awhile. This man is on edge and extremely stressed out because in a few weeks he is CONSIDERING installing an air conditioner into the window of his dank office.

Idk, I did see some of his do it for free jannies spamming chat that his superchats were disabled so I think there's a pretty good chance the stream flag actually happened.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Last night's crash out was great & everything, but what I'm *really* looking forward to is a return of good, old-fashioned "pathetic begging" (as opposed to the "aggressive/'ironic' begging" we've all had to endure since the Casino arc). Is it too much to ask for to hear the words "two big bills", "lunch meat sandwiches", or even (inshallah) "save the house" again?! If he's reduced to do doing shit like that again then we'll know for certain that his soul is crushed.

'Jasper kitty needs his food' may be my most missed beg from that hacylon era of the snortex

 

[San Dimas High School]

My first thought was that it's a bit poo-touchy for people to be reporting Phil, but you know, he literally is breaking their rules around monetisation the dumb fuck.

I wouldn't be surprised if youtube automatically did it. Either way, he's dumb for giving people the idea to do it to all of his future streams by freaking out so much over it when it happened at the tail end of his stream anway.

 

[Lady Adjani]

'Jasper kitty needs his food' may be my most missed beg from that hacylon era of the snortex

Sounds like something he’d say right before going all-in on a roll in craps.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Sadly missed his last stream, sounds like he had a nuclear meltdown. Apart from his usual bitching about SF6 I am a bit shocked. He was playing Alex, who quite frankly is overtuned. How is he still getting his shit kicked in ?

 

[MC Law]

Last night's crash out was great & everything, but what I'm *really* looking forward to is a return of good, old-fashioned "pathetic begging" (as opposed to the "aggressive/'ironic' begging" we've all had to endure since the Casino arc). Is it too much to ask for to hear the words "two big bills", "lunch meat sandwiches", or even (inshallah) "save the house" again?! If he's reduced to do doing shit like that again then we'll know for certain that his soul is crushed.

I want daily beg tweets again

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

Last night's stream has renewed my faith in DSP. That was kino. That was cinema. Him saying that his opponent was actively sucking cock during a match, but still beat him, is one of the most DSP moments ever.

 

[Coke Zero]

'Jasper kitty needs his food' may be my most missed beg from that hacylon era of the snortex

What was crazy during that era where he would hardcore beg and guilt trip for specific items, such as pet supplies, "a meal out with my wife", groceries or whatever else, we would all see in real time DownFromTheRafters shoot up the leaderboards within an hour of dsp's stream ending. It cemented that phil is a 100% sociopath, that he could brazenly lie to his fans to bilk money from them and immediately turn around and spend all the money on a mobile game like that. It was completely obvious what was happening but phil stuck with his lies every single day and the dents kept falling for it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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Why would he ever have a camera positioned here? It makes him look like a special needs toddler in a high chair.

 

[MAWBD2]

Tomorrow might be the prestream of champions.

You mean like a regular board meeting after one or two "slow" streams?
We call that ... tuesday.

 

[strandedcastaway]

That's the thing. If he had a job working perhaps 30 hours a week and do some late streams for a few hours he would most likely make more money as he would also profit from taxdeductions from his "side bsuiness". then again Phil is incapable of following instructions or even work properly so I dout he will ever get a normal job ever again.

also, I expect some serious whaling out today. Maybe now this one failed Youtuber can finally get into the piggy's good graces. also, fucking hell, getting actually age restricted on a stream? Good job Phil. Hopefully your channel follows next and you will have to crawl back on your knees to Twitch to suck someone off

He most definitely would not make $120,000 (or was it $150,000 last year? dude you tracks it, check me on that) working part-time and streaming part-time.

The Phil pattern is that he'll be extremely calm and act like everything is great, that he didn't whine like a baby for hours yesterday. It'll probably be boring, so don't get your hopes up.

 

[Digger10]

HE WAS MASS-REPORTED!
HE'S AGE-RESTRICTED!
HIS SUPERCHATS ARE DISABLED!

 

[W@rui]

I've never seen Phil crash out this hard. My favorite thing, personally, is his entitlement; I take great joy in knowing he'll NEVER, EVER, get my money.

0:20

 

[Ardath]

I don't follow the fighting game scene, does anyone else make this super unced as fuck "people learn moves off the internet" argument that he makes, its so retarded, like he doesn't think people are going to try as hard as they can to win in a competitive game.

 

[Sampi]

The funny thing is in diamond i guarantee you absolutely no one watch video of how to counter fucking Alex , they barely know how to play their own character . I'm a 1800 MR master and i still dont know what Alex can do .

Hell . 90% ppl still dont know whats safe or not against Jamie and Kimberly . And they are launch character .

 

[GodModule]

I don't follow the fighting game scene, does anyone else make this super unced as fuck "people learn moves off the internet" argument that he makes, its so retarded, like he doesn't think people are going to try as hard as they can to win in a competitive game.

Literally no one else says that. He unironically thinks people shouldn't have access to a training mode because 20 years ago arcades didn't have a training mode. He's deranged.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

The funny thing is in diamond i guarantee you absolutely no one watch video of how to counter fucking Alex , they barely know how to play their own character . I'm a 1800 MR master and i still dont know what Alex can do .

Hell . 90% ppl still dont know whats safe or not against Jamie and Kimberly . And they are launch character .

Nice master rank. Hope you clap Phils cheeks every friday.

 

[SwiftBucks]

I don't follow the fighting game scene, does anyone else make this super unced as fuck "people learn moves off the internet" argument that he makes, its so retarded, like he doesn't think people are going to try as hard as they can to win in a competitive game.

Even as an unc it doesn't make sense. How many issues of gaming mags were dedicated to strats and complete movesets for fighting games back in the day? The cabinets used to have all the instructions printed right on them.

 

[MC Law]

Why would he ever have a camera positioned here? It makes him look like a special needs toddler in a high chair.

He looks like Professor Xavier Dent