DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[lupinthethird]

Do his monitors really sit this low? This dude never had a back injury, he just chooses to operate in the least ergonomic ways possible at all times.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Mewgenics at the end of the stream to try and bait donations cause its been a slow night. He clearly doesn't give a fuck about this game at all.

"oh it's a strategy game?" Never change DSP

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

So NOW he's going to play Mewgenics, and when people don't support, he's going to ask why and not play the game even though people were asking several weeks ago and he most likely banned some legit viewers who wanted to see it.

Get fucked piggy.

 

[myone]

What he actually did say is "it comes in then *um*".

I thought we had this figured out years ago. It was clearly going to be something scat or gay related and in a rare instance of self-control DSP cut himself off. Most likely something gay, because he usually doesn't show any restraint when it comes to scat.

"it cums in the (AYUSSS)... um"

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I know what you're asking: "GWW, why is Phil playing Mewgenics when he said he was not interested and would never play it?"

here's why:

I just wanted an excuse to use this handy arrow+circle combo the game provided

 

[Switch Mongo]

He should just stop taking himself seriously and just have fun.

If it was anyone but Phil it would work. Clownsydephil is pretty insufferable too but I see your point. We might just have to let him self-destruct and explode into the sky like those word stones from Zelda when you hit them too much. Thats just what came to mind… (yellow bus rider here)


e:

 

[Eekum Bokum]

During today's podcast/morning show he claimed his editor at the time added in those lyrics.

Then surely he would have approved of the video by watching it first and agreed with the lyrics, we all know how much of a control freak he is there is NO FUCKING way he would allow ANYONE to upload ANYTHING to his channel without checking it over himself.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I do enjoy DSP rewriting the history of his BG3 playthrough. He was pulling way bigger numbers than he is now in every metrics but now everyone hated his BG3 playthrough and it killed the business.

"The combat is like BG you just don't get it" There are 1000 games the combat is like before BG retard

 

[morel style individual]

Then surely he would have approved of the video by watching it first and agreed with the lyrics, we all know how much of a control freak he is there is NO FUCKING way he would allow ANYONE to upload ANYTHING to his channel without checking it over himself.

>DSP putting in effort that isn't required by law
Good one

I kind of lost track. What even was the W he was frothing about on the morning show? Is he trying to prove that the lyrics are something specific?

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

I rate this DSP Tries It very highly maybe one of the best. Legit crash out and pure retardation when it comes to the actual food.

DSP Tries It is INCREDIBLY underrated if you can ignore his stalling/lip smacking/stupid food descriptions (which tbf are like 50% of the shit he does during the DSP Tries It segments). It is by far his most consistently autistic segment since food is one of the few things he genuinely gets a dopamine boost over (and thus most consistently triggers the fuck out of him when anything involving the food even remotely inconveniences him).

Some of my favorite segments consist of the following:

• That time he was kvetching about being TOTALLY able to eat spicy food and then eating only ONE spicy tendie.
• That time he was kvetching about a burrito being messy while he was reverse-gripping it.
• That time he was kvetching over having to spend 47 cents for extra sauce.
• That time he was kvetching over the meat was dry in his meat platter while refusing to use sauce.

 

[neger psykolog]

"What they did is they put a hole in the box so you can do this. And you can then take your chicken and dip it into the sauce and the sauce won't go everywhere, but I will ask this, that's fine for your first tender but what happens when you go for your next tender? The sauce goes everywhere"
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I don't have words.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Game closes at 3:31:36 hours
official clockout at 3:42:33 a whopping 11 minute stall. Counter that with earlier when the goal was hit and clockout was instant.

Ended the night at 98$ thanks to the help of some choice retards

I also took the liberty of timing his wall street stock ticker and it came in at a full rotation of 1:34 seconds.
From the beginning of Welcome on the left side of the screen, to the end of financial value at the right side of the screen.

 

[ManakaLala]

Fairly tame reactions. It wasn't his usual spiteful disdain to playing a new & poplar game he didn't give a shit about but his fans begged him to like Stellar Blade or many others. Must have been desperately hoping for a buy-in with this one.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Fairly tame reactions. It wasn't his usual spiteful disdain to playing a new & poplar game he didn't give a shit about but his fans begged him to like Stellar Blade or many others. Must have been desperately hoping for a buy-in with this one.

Don't worry next pre-stream copecast will have him do his usual "You guys asked for it, why are you not supporting ?" gaslight strategy.

EVERYTHING about him is a loop, there's always a popular game he clearly doesn't want to play, then avoids for months, bans the dents asking for it, then tries for 45min and gets angry at his dents for not supporting... All the while he's the one who conditionned them to not support it. Seriously can't he just ONCE say "no, I'm not interested in that game" ?

Him hating Mewgenics while not even knowing the genre of the game just proves once again he's only against it cause of his ODD.

For someone who had a rant two days ago about Phil Spencer not being a gamer, it certainly is a bad look knowing so little about what's popular on steam.
(it wouldn't be such a big deal if he wasn't portraying himself as the champion of the gamers)

 

[Sperglord666]

He should just stop taking himself seriously and just have fun.

He's been getting that same advice for years now and he's even tried it at some points, but it's a mental block he has. Something in his brain renders him incapable of laughing along with the joke.

 

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Spoiler: Watch a gay man felate his food and describe tanginess

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I left in the confused looking around so you can get pissed too.

did phail fall down a flight of stairs and smack his head on each one? this is exceptionally retarded even by his standard

 

[Son of Big Boss]

All this madness about the banana song just because he's a dumbass that realized that it made him look gay as fuck haha

Phil, we have like 500 examples of you looking gay, you should just admit it at this point.

1) You react to disgust to everything female related, and every damn time there's a shirtless guy on screen, your eyes light up. Now i know you are doing that shit just because you are a spineless pussywhipped bitch that is afraid of getting beat up by Khet if you do your old titty jokes but...

2) You spent half a million dollars on sweaty naked man JPEGs!

3) You care much more about what Low Tier God says than everyone else.

4) You always looked miserable with Pandalee, meanwhile you looked so happy when you were with your bro John Rambo.

5) You were afraid PPP would rape you or something.

Phil... Stop hurting yourself... And come out and admit it...

 

[thebigdream]

He's been getting that same advice for years now and he's even tried it at some points, but it's a mental block he has. Something in his brain renders him incapable of laughing along with the joke.

Phil is the rare case where having extreme paranoia is entirely justified. He should be worried about being the butt of jokes, because he is, constantly.

 

[spacko]

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these fucking morons at wendys cant even design a box properly. did none of these mouth droolers at wendys HQ take one second to test their own box? ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

 

[Sampi]

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Is this real ? Did you cut early and he clearly said that as a joke or is he really that stupid?