DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Wings once said that he watched some TIHYDP or something and it showed DSP persevering and beating a boss and somehow at that time Wings was thinking of committing suicide or some shit and that video somehow stopped Wings from doing it. I think ALT mentioned it in the last week or two but I don't remember the exact specifics but that is probably a big reason as to why Wings "likes" DSP and no matter what DSP says Wings will brush it off.

A lot like how wings also claims "fallout 4 saved muh life pimp"

 

[TheNecoArccountant]

Really need these two to add the term "bitraped" to their lexicons

Talk about a sentence enhancer!

 

[Hostile Takeover]

I think Phil's going to own the call like his dyke haircut.
>So my retarded detractors are obsessed with the call I can with Wings last night.
>*SNORT*
>If they had friends, you'd know it's normal to call your buddy when they need to talk.
>What a bunch of losers, dood.
>*fake cope laughs*

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Whats the chance of DSP and Wings collab.

Id watch that....out of pity.

Probably more dignified than boogie.

 

[Fridge Raider]

I think Phil's going to own the call like his dyke haircut.
>So my retarded detractors are obsessed with the call I can with Wings last night.
>*SNORT*
>If they had friends, you'd know it's normal to call your buddy when they need to talk.
>What a bunch of losers, dood.
>*fake cope laughs*

Well now that you've posted it he's definitely gonna use that. The only problem is I thought it was gay to hang out with other men outside work? He's married after all...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

'I'm happy' while calling a rando on internet drunk af at 2am . This is depressing , if it wasnt phil i would legit feel bad

Phil doesn't just claim to be happy he repeatedly says he is the "happiest I've ever been!". Dead drunk at 2 in the morning in bed with his wife calling obese men but the happiest he's EVER been.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Has phil ever complained about loud neighbors before?

He has, but it seems every time he does it's things that are not within their control. Like, arriving home from a trip late. Or something like that, meanwhile I do not doubt Phil is loud on his own, he even mentions that Jasper is loud running around in the morning. This is just another Phil blaming other people and never taking his own accountability. Are neighbors loud? Sure. But it's just as likely he's loud and that could be why Kat is wearing noise cancelling headphones. I mean, how often is he awake, shuffling around the apartment with lights on and shit? If he's awake I doubt Jasper is asleep, so he's probably running around too.

it was brought up before too, but you have neighbors that are "SO FUCKING LOUD" that you'd think they would do something about it.

I boosted Khet's audio so it's easier to hear. There isn't any door opening sound that I heard but it still sounds like she's standing in the doorway to me. Now, that could be wishful thinking, but it doesn't sound like someone that was just woken from their slumber right next to him to me.
Fatket-1.mp4

I imagine Phil is in the "office" and the door was open, so she was in the doorway. Someone mentioned a sound like a door closing, maybe that's what happened.

I think Phil's going to own the call like his dyke haircut.
>So my retarded detractors are obsessed with the call I can with Wings last night.
>*SNORT*
>If they had friends, you'd know it's normal to call your buddy when they need to talk.
>What a bunch of losers, dood.
>*fake cope laughs*

I also send my "friends" 50$ before calling them to vent all my issues

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

in bed with his wife alone

 

[strandedcastaway]

The biggest win for us in this call is that for all Phil's endless bullshit about how happy, healthy, and chill he is, THIS is what his life REALLY is---paying a fat slob $50 at 2am so he'll listen to him drunkenly give life advice and slur out his prestream greatest hits until he finally wakes up his fat wife and she tells him to shut the fuck up.

Welcome home indeed.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Just curious but does anyone else think he's ever spent this much time talking with his mo-wife that also didn't involve paying her or ordering doordash?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's really getting hard to follow this guy, I could get away with checking the thread during downtime at work and make a shitpost here and there and be all caught up with him but saying that he has almost daily crashouts now is an understatement. There have been periods where he would have a disaster prestream losing his fucking mind over something every day for a week but outside of that Phail is a really slow burn lolcow.

The current Narcissistic Collapse was caused by him realizing that the Asmon bump is gone and that unlike the Sidescrollers and KC saga, there's nobody else he can easily shift the blame to. Because of that, his narcissistic collapse has been the deepest it's ever been and he's been doing things beyond just going on delulu rants during the copecast. He has: started superchatting and whaling out on other people's streams like one of his own dents, he's started drama with other lolcows and even started acting like a detractor dropping comments on Wings' and LTG's detractor channels. Now he's done something that I never fucking thought would ever happen - drunkcalled someone crying about his own life for 45 minutes while also pretending he's better than them and acting like their father figure. The cherry on top of this sundae was Gorlock the Destroyer coming in out of nowhere to tell him off like Linda probably told him off when he was playing Street Fighter in his room and whined about lheg and the neh-ko too loudly.

WELCOME... HOME​

 

[Observotron]

I'm seeing a lot of hate in this thread, but we all wish we had an obese man to talk to at 2AM. DSP keeps winning.

 

[British Mersh]

I am listening to it fully with Meerkat on. Jesus Christ, he is so drunk that he can barely string a sentence together.

He somewhat sounds like Nick Rekieta.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I like the little "...uh oh..." right before his wife tells him to be quiet. Like he could hear her come in like someones mom telling their kid to go to bed because it's a school night.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He somewhat sounds like Nick Rekieta.

Anime Sucks Cope and Snort...

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

-Phil at one point told wings that he would be happy to have 1000 long time fans keeping him going. Since im the person doing the spreadsheet, I can tell you that Phil has a couple hundred dolphins currently. All his kick support is a few whales, the occasional tourist, or ICS on sock accounts. Anyways, his current route isnt sustainable as more of those dolphins and whales drop off every year. If he bothered to look into the people giving him money, you've got insane creeps like ics, losers like step-dad living in squalor while giving Phil enough money that could be used to improve his surroundings, incels like icabali who collects anime gooner figures, and mentally incompetent bums like timbo. This business model isnt sustainable long term. If we keep up the CURRENT rate of missed goals, his income this year might be around 125k when he made 157k last year. That's a lot of money for someone who spends like crazy like Phil does.

During this part and I think a lot of people missed it, Wingo says he doesn't want people thinking he needs their bottom dollar for which Dave takes a second or two pause and just says like "yeah" or something and nothing more because obviously Dave doesn't believe that, he wants all the Dent dollars.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

It's really getting hard to follow this guy, I could get away with checking the thread during downtime at work and make a shitpost here and there and be all caught up with him but saying that he has almost daily crashouts now is an understatement. There have been periods where he would have a disaster prestream losing his fucking mind over something every day for a week but outside of that Phail is a really slow burn lolcow.

The current Narcissistic Collapse was caused by him realizing that the Asmon bump is gone and that unlike the Sidescrollers and KC saga, there's nobody else he can easily shift the blame to. Because of that, his narcissistic collapse has been the deepest it's ever been and he's been doing things beyond just going on delulu rants during the copecast. He has: started superchatting and whaling out on other people's streams like one of his own dents, he's started drama with other lolcows and even started acting like a detractor dropping comments on Wings' and LTG's detractor channels. Now he's done something that I never fucking thought would ever happen - drunkcalled someone crying about his own life for 45 minutes while also pretending he's better than them and acting like their father figure. The cherry on top of this sundae was Gorlock the Destroyer coming in out of nowhere to tell him off like Linda probably told him off when he was playing Street Fighter in his room and whined about lheg and the neh-ko too loudly.

WELCOME... HOME​

in the snortex there are years where nothing happens, and days where years happen

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

He's not censoring himself he's just drunk and can't spell for shit.

The touchscreen dropped his inputs. " othi g I could do."

 

[Comma]

Now I'm laughing at the 50 dollar superchat he sent Wings before the call. Just the thought of his lonely dents sending him money to get his attention, so that this lonely man can turn around and send their money to Wings to get HIS attention.

Just an ouroboros of parasocial retardation.

This is really baffling, yeah. The man that holds extensive guilt-tripping business meetings every time he "only" gets $100 during a stream, just throws $50 away like it's nothing. He truly doesn't understand how this reflects on his general image, OR he just doesn't give a fuck.

EDIT:



Lol.