DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

The goals that are missed. That is what convinces him he needs to go back to things he hates. SF6, now Black Ops and soon Souls-likes. Mark my words, he will play Nioh 3 when Black Ops fails.

I can see it happening when (not if) he wage quits Dragon Quest 7. He played the other two Nioh games despite his insistence on not playing "Souls clones" and it is the biggest release in the near future. I mean what else does he have on the horizon? Virtual Boy?

Spoiler: Autistic rambling about what constitutes a Souls-like

I truly despise the dismissive way people in general and Phil in particular call any 3d action RPG with corpse runs a Souls-Like. Nioh plays very differently than Dark Souls, it's way faster, has a random leveled drops aspect like a Diablo game, and has a lot more combat mechanics like the enemies having stamina, demon powers, burst counters, I could go on. Phil's autistic insistence on categorizing everything into strict genre boxes is really annoying to me.

Edit: I wish we could somehow trick Phil into playing this game I'm looking forward to that's also coming out next week, Menace. It's a top town strategy game and I can already hear Phil's brain exploding trying to figure out how to do anything, plus it's obscure enough that chat wouldn't be able to hand hold him on every turn like they always do.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

WHOA BUDDY! The dent paypig Stalking Tiger of all people coming out of NOWHERE getting us some more rollback netcode salt and Canon brother SLANDER!

An innocent, well intentioned superchat from a true supporter begins the triggering.

Ever the self-destructive pathological liar, Phil doubles - quadruples - down on his slanderous lie.

It's such a middle schooler mentality. He knows there's no way to "disprove" him short of a lawsuit.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ok, so, let's say Phil is completely honest about the Cannons being scamming piles of shit selling gamecode that ignores inputs and ruins any sort of fair competitiveness...

Why have you been playing these games for 20 years afterward, Phil?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Last match made him rage, he blamed lag and said 'no one beat him' and then wage quit CoD until the next one.

Excellent finish for the night,

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil's autistic insistence on categorizing everything into strict genre boxes is really annoying to me.

You made me realise that Phil would probably categorise Stellar Blade as a souls like.

His categorisation autism strangely disappears when he's confronted with indie games where he just dismiss them as "Indies" and just name a similar AAA game.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[shekelshoah666]

No fucking way man... "They give you this cardboard wooden fork, I have a real plastic fork that will be better"

 

[Mr. Brown]

This one is just weird, banning an actually helpful comment. Never change Phil...

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

This message radiates a level of autism I cannot comprehend.

 

[kkreemstar]

WHOA BUDDY! The dent paypig Stalking Tiger of all people coming out of NOWHERE getting us some more rollback netcode salt and Canon brother SLANDER!


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he's pissing me off about thsi netcode shit. He's retarded. rollbacknetcode rolls back THE GAME to what inputs where sent to the server, and I think it takes ping into account as well, to make the game function. He is an absolute retard on rollback netcode.

You konw that PWN guy with that BOOM HEADSHOT guy talking about FUCKING LAG. THATS what fucking it was like BEFORE rollback netcode, literally that shit was made before or right aroudn the time that shit came out. Thats what we had to deal with. Phil just ignores completely what rollback netcode is to cope and seethe with all the time.

FUCK YOU PHIL YOU RETARDED POS. YOU JUST CAN'T GAME. You suck and blame everything else and just completely lie about it to pretend you never lost. Ooh so lucky with the console port being used at that comp you played at; being just bright enough to figured the console company would paid them off to used their version that year. Thats all you accomplished, there. Your "Trick" is now outted. Fuck you Phil.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil dyes his hair. He has for years. His goatee is left to its nauseating salt-and-pepper as a misdirect for the hair.

Dying a beard is more difficult as the dye that gets on your skin is harder to get off and can't be hidden like you can with hair as long as you have a good amount.

And yes, he did just rip a fart before getting up to go to the bathroom.

Since he absolutely loves the smell of his own farts, it had to be a shart or he would have just sat there and basked in its essence.

Gramps is at it again with the AI filters.
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At least he's not poaching other people's pics and trying to pass them off as himself.

It's wild how much DSP just didn't want to do ANYTHING that would potentially be good content with KC.

He couldn't take the chance on being outshined again.

I had the name philswitch_engage

It's almost like he's the only person in the world with the name 'Phil'

WHOA BUDDY! The dent paypig Stalking Tiger of all people coming out of NOWHERE getting us some more rollback netcode salt and Canon brother SLANDER!


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An innocent, well intentioned superchat from a true supporter begins the triggering.


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Ever the self-destructive pathological liar, Phil doubles - quadruples - down on his slanderous lie.

It's such a middle schooler mentality. He knows there's no way to "disprove" him short of a lawsuit.

wtf is this gay and a half background?

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

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This and the snickers clip convinces me that Phil inhabits the spirit of the wild Enkidu trapped in the modern era - clumsy and oblivious to societal standards, even when it comes to eating, which he does with the grace of a toddler.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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Nigger said “tangy and robust” like 50 fucking times.
Thankfully I had this segment on in the background.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil had jowels long before ozempic was a thing. They're getting bigger and noticeable because he's getting older. They are also caused by heavy gin drinking over years. Its his drinking imo

 

[Fridge Raider]

Who manages to keep convincing him to play COD. He hates the game and he's utter dogshit at it, so the only things I can think is that somebody keeps fake promising him a big tip or it gives him an excuse to buy a new mouse and wrist rest.

He's grasping at straws. He doesn't know what will pull in major money, the last BO game brought in tons of money, so if one person in chat says "I wanna see it" that means everyone wants it AND they will give him money.

Ever the self-destructive pathological liar, Phil doubles - quadruples - down on his slanderous lie.

I think he honestly believes it though. It's been so long and he's so consistently bad, and the narcissism is constantly using what limited mental power he has to protect his ego. Like how he thinks the FGC was this awesome thing he was a part of, when in reality if you look at SRK he was hated back then too. Plus, it's what he would do, so it makes sense to him. I don't think he's lying, just delusional.

However, still won't play with the inputs on or a handcam so... deep down he knows it ain't the game, just the player.

 

[Twrx]

I think he honestly believes it though. It's been so long and he's so consistently bad, and the narcissism is constantly using what limited mental power he has to protect his ego. Like how he thinks the FGC was this awesome thing he was a part of, when in reality if you look at SRK he was hated back then too. Plus, it's what he would do, so it makes sense to him. I don't think he's lying, just delusional.

However, still won't play with the inputs on or a handcam so... deep down he knows it ain't the game, just the player.

Tell yourself a lie enough times and you'll eventually believe it.

 

[Power Glove]

He beat Nioh 2 so he does understand the game a little, the amount of deaths was until Elden ring astronomical but his 500 death Elden run really topped it.

But he doesn't understand the game, not really. He just plays it in one certain way, with no adaption to the encounters, and stubbornly keeps bashing himself against a wall. Through some strange RNG pigroach luck he eventually manages.

 

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Nigger said “tangy and robust” like 50 fucking times.
Thankfully I had this segment on in the background.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Tell yourself a lie enough times and you'll eventually believe it.

Unfortunately the truth is absolute. You can tell yourself you're sussessful all you want, but if you gotta beg daily to some faggot that wants to date you... well. Idk I guess that's success for some people.