DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[morel style individual]

If you're still feeling flabbergasted from the new year SSI check whaling for Phil, take solace in being reminded he "failed" his "goals" the last two streams before tonight. Arc night, Blops day stream even with moderately whalish tips and superchats.

Phil getting whaled out is straight up good content. I never got to witness him dumping 200 grand into his main WWEC account firsthand, but I do get to watch his office fill up with bizarre garbage that looks like it was designed by a Simpsons character. Even better, the reason he buys 90% of this crap is because he's running out of externalities to blame for his inability to compete with 12 year olds in COD.

Phil, if you read this post: the actual reason you keep getting shit on in BO7 is because your setup is still missing some key tournament-grade tech. You need to pick up a limited run Korean mechanical keyboard for about $600, a decent pair of planar magnetics for $3k or so, and a good amp to run them (look to spend at least $5k). DM me for recommendations. Duncan is hiding this info from you out of jealousy. Fuck that guy. Also, I will literally Paypal you $10k to stream yourself assembling the keyboard and setting up the audio equipment, but ONLY if you receive no help from chat. Please get back to me ASAP. Thanks.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

His team are fucking nitwits and awful* because they do nothing to support him while he runs around trying to get melee kills.

And here I thought he had said COD was HIS game because you didnt have t orely on a team and you could just run in like a fag and get holed and it didnt matter.

Lizzo as khet

keeping to the ginger to nigger race swap, 2 points

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil, if you read this post: the actual reason you keep getting shit on in BO7 is because your setup is still missing some key tournament-grade tech.

Wtf is BO7? You talk like a fag.

Here, watch and learn as I do it:
Phil, if you read this post: the actual reason you keep getting shit on is because you're a nigger. You suck. Everything you do sucks. Everything about you sucks. You're fat. You're gay. You're a fag. You're a terrible, shitty person and a liar. You're such a terrible person that someone said people should watch your pre stream from today if they want to warm up to kicking a puppy. That isn't normal you fucking faggot. You're a nigger. I hope you get a penultimate back injury (for real this time).

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Do you guys ever think about how weird it is that Phil divides up his livestream gameplay into 1-hour chunks so that he can upload them as videos without putting any effort into editing? And he addresses the vod viewers directly during his livestream, as if the live audience is just there to watch him record episodes of DSP Gameplay.

It's so fucking weird. For some reason I thought about it today. How weird would it be to see any other streamer or youtuber do this? It's so weird.

Yes. It's all bizarre. The whole process of pressing start recording in OBS, do intro to that edition of video, stall in whatever he is doing, do outro for that edition of video, press stop recording while the whole time the stream is essentially a behind the scenes for him making the videos for DSPGaming or DSPReacts but also the stream is where all of the money comes from and he claims to be a streamer more than anything. It's all so fucking low effort and disconnected from how things actually work. He treats it like a loop hole in reality he is proud of, when everyone else is just going to see it as him being fucking lazy and cheap.

the reason he buys 90% of this crap is because he's running out of externalities to blame for his inability to compete with 12 year olds in COD.

And it worked, he is now good at CoD dontchaknow. Its hilarious how he relented on the gaming monitor that everyone was telling him would benefit competitive multiplayer games because now it was allegedly Asmon's audience telling him and he needed to replaced his laptop and monitor for the OBS, so why not do that AND get a gaming monitor for 1k and then snowballing into replacing a bunch of audio stuff and all his peripherals with another 1k.

I haven't seen or heard about Jasper in a long time. Did Phil get rid of it?

Every few days Jasper shows up in the office.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

 

[morel style individual]

Wtf is BO7? You talk like a fag.

Here, watch and learn as I do it:
Phil, if you read this post: the actual reason you keep getting shit on is because you're a nigger. You suck. Everything you do sucks. Everything about you sucks. You're fat. You're gay. You're a fag. You're a terrible, shitty person and a liar. You're such a terrible person that someone said people should watch your pre stream from today if they want to warm up to kicking a puppy. That isn't normal you fucking faggot. You're a nigger. I hope you get a penultimate back injury (for real this time).

Thanks for stopping by, Neger.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Slow night streams with bathroom breaks right after a low tip turbo beg are back on the menu, boys!

I have to pee, be right back guys. >:[

Edit: Hail mary badge deals for Kick subscriptions are also back on the menu!

We are just so back. Welcome... home.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Where exactly did the booing Patrick kick emote spam originate from, because his malding over it is absolutely hilarious.

 

[Digger10]

Do you guys ever think about how weird it is that Phil divides up his livestream gameplay into 1-hour chunks so that he can upload them as videos without putting any effort into editing?

It makes sense for a guy as lazy as Phil is.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Missed this fucking gem from the morning noncast.

No I don't have moobs. I don't. You're just an idiot. You have no idea what you're talking about. aHahaHaha. I have pecs. I work out now.

 

[neger psykolog]

Thanks for stopping by, Neger.

!cheer 10 thanks Phil before I go to sleep I wanted to ask how the mold in the shower is going - is it blacker than Khet's bull and have you also sucked it off like it's a big burly black man so you can catch the plague? I hope you trip and fall on the floor cushion mat you installed in the shower and a proctologist has to surgically remove the bottle of Selsun Blue that you fuck yourself up the ass with every 8th day (when you shower). Also wanted to ask if you have ever had pineapple rice and who your favorite wrestler is and if your gout still gives you impotence or if you're just a fag? My birthday is tomorrow and I hope I get a USB-C cable! What was your favorite birthday present? I hope you neck yourself using a USB-C cable

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Where exactly did the booing Patrick kick emote spam originate from, because his malding over it is absolutely hilarious.

Kick will just come up with an emote to spam and Phil will mald about it because he's not "in on the joke" and then makes a joke out of himself.

I mean, he's totally not malding and taking bait. You morahn!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Missed this fucking gem from the morning noncast.
2026-01-02 22-52-04.mp4
No I don't have moobs. I don't. You're just an idiot. You have no idea what you're talking about. aHahaHaha. I have pecs. I work out now.

The soft tone Phil had when mentioning his moobs. Brutal.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Insane desperation for this goal to be hit. Gave out a fucking badge on kick for 8 subs that's how desperate.

Gameplay is fucking dreadful and he is not happy. He keeps lying about liking the game when you can watch the actual gameplay and he clearly not having fun. Blaming the viewers for not liking the game because he loves it!

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Anyone know if there's a way to search kick channel history on a broad range? Like all kick history rather than just dsp's channel?

Cause that Lowtax account is ICS, he has all of ICS's chatting habits and it was created in 2023 but only started talking on 12/2, so ICS likely bought the account.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I haven't seen or heard about Jasper in a long time. Did Phil get rid of it?

He was on stream last week. He's Phil's excuse for not spending money on a vacation, so Jasper's not going anywhere.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Arms crossed over his robust moobs, lips smacking, his hairline receding to the lowest of tides, Phil gives us The Talk about how he LOVES Tainted Grail but peepul just aren't vibing with it dood.

How many wagequits is this in the last week? The last two weeks? The last month?

Shit is getting dire, Phillip! I have to say, for once, I am truly, unironically impressed. The speed with which he burned all of the Asmongoloid bump is truly remarkable. How do you lose all of the goodwill and new retard viewers you got in a fucking MONTH? The interview has over a million views! If you ever had a shot at a true restart, that was it!

Welcome home!

 

[strandedcastaway]

Arms crossed over his robust moobs, lips smacking, his hairline receding to the lowest of tides, Phil gives us The Talk about how he LOVES Tainted Grail but peepul just aren't vibing with it dood.

How many wagequits is this in the last week? The last two weeks? The last month?

Shit is getting dire, Phillip! I have to say, for once, I am truly, unironically impressed. The speed with which he burned all of the Asmongoloid bump is truly remarkable. How do you lose all of the goodwill and new retard viewers you got in a fucking MONTH? The interview has over a million views! If you ever had a shot at a true restart, that was it!

Welcome home!

Four this week

 

[shekelshoah666]

Arms crossed over his robust moobs, lips smacking, his hairline receding to the lowest of tides, Phil gives us The Talk about how he LOVES Tainted Grail but peepul just aren't vibing with it dood.

How many wagequits is this in the last week? The last two weeks? The last month?

Shit is getting dire, Phillip! I have to say, for once, I am truly, unironically impressed. The speed with which he burned all of the Asmongoloid bump is truly remarkable. How do you lose all of the goodwill and new retard viewers you got in a fucking MONTH? The interview has over a million views! If you ever had a shot at a true restart, that was it!

Welcome home!

3 wage quits with 3 other games on super thin ice and would be wage quit if he didn't wagequit the first 3 in the last week. If you believe what he says about only playing stuff that is working aka hitting $150 then his only games would be Pokemon and Rimworld.

"Great week of streams" 6 failed goals in last 11 streams with 3 of the goals hit streams being stalled to hit the goal.