DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

Even admitting low 5 figures is retarded, no matter the length of time. Only if you're so well off that you didn't even notice how much you spent could you just excuse such a number, and we all know Phil's business has been in the toilet for the better part of the decade (he's even admitted as much).

It's basically the best retcon of why he went bankrupt out of his own mouth...

BTW, Phil forgot to mention his own lie of selling off the account. The fact that he can't remember his original excuses or still to this day makes up new ones (bank leaks is now his account was socially engineered, partially drained, he closed his account & got all the money back, which is a new lie) shows just how much he really does lie. And that he thinks he's "bulletproof" that he can say anything and get away with it.

WWE Champions, like pretty much all mobile gacha games, didn’t always have a way to spend money through their website to circumvent the Apple Store/Google Store fees. TJ Gamebox do calculated using the lowest amount you could spend to get the most coins/pulls. It’s just another way for him to do damage control. "Yeah, I spent too much money on the game, but not as much as these idiots say I did. I also not know how much I burned on the game".

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He must have some innate power to make any thumbnail the shittiest way possible to promote your stream.
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Clearly inspired by the man he inspired to review food.

 

[neger psykolog]

And that he thinks he's "bulletproof" that he can say anything and get away with it.

I think one day soon he's going to wake up with that alog that he so desperately craves.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

He must have some innate power to make any thumbnail the shittiest way possible to promote your stream.
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I’m imagining Phil in 3rd grade or some shit and an adult asking him what he wants to be when he grows up, and he says he wants to be a kid forever. That’s basically what happened at this point, just add in alcoholism and a gambling addiction.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil claiming to be lifting 100lbs in any form is so fucking laughable.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Clearly inspired by the man he inspired to review food.
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Phil admitted that kat watches "taste testers" (what a shocker) she certainly watches the superior reviewbrah, and also probably joeys super cool food reviews

 

[johnkimble123]

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Null should tell Phil he’ll delete the DSP section if Phil can actually lift 200 lbs. I barely think he can do anything but lifting a 50 lb dumbbell off the ground a few inches.

Worst case scenario, Phil bitches out. Best case scenario, he gives himself a hernia and whines about it for the next 10 years.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

And that he thinks he's "bulletproof" that he can say anything and get away with it.

The dents don't care about what he says, no wonder he thinks he can get away with anything.
Add to that his severe social isolation and we get an explosive cocktail in the making. One day he'll get a Derich level weirdo angry and it won't be nice.

It's basically the best retcon of why he went bankrupt out of his own mouth...

I know he's extra lucky but with that attitude I doubt he'll get that second bankruptcy.
Of course with his luck there'll be another pandemic or worse allowing him to get away with it.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Phil just claimed Kat has lost weight since her last appearance on stream.

 

[INirvana]

Phil just claimed Kat has lost weight since her last appearance on stream.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Phil just claimed Kat has lost weight since her last appearance on stream.

He neglected to mention that she's already found it, and then some.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Phil just claimed Kat has lost weight since her last appearance on stream.

I would hope so, it's been like 10 months. I'm sure it's all thanks to Phil. Maybe his next channel idea can be DSP_Trainer with all his diet and fitness information. I can't wait to hear about how DSP actually started fitnesstube and guys like Jeff Nippard and Athlean-X were inspired by him.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I would hope so, it's been like 10 months. I'm sure it's all thanks to Phil. Maybe his next channel idea can be DSP_Trainer with all his diet and fitness information. I can't wait to hear about how DSP actually started fitnesstube and guys like Jeff Nippard and Athlean-X were inspired by him.

Phil's probably been giving her the same speech he gave Wings about dropping sugary drinks first and slowly cutting out the more unhealthy foods over time ad nauseum since his whole fitness obsession started. Divorce coin looking bullish.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Phil's probably been giving her the same speech he gave Wings about dropping sugary drinks first and slowly cutting out the more unhealthy foods over time ad nauseum since his whole fitness obsession started. Divorce coin looking bullish.

Phil could get out of the house and put on a 5K fun run race for the cure for gout.

I don't think Phil would ever do it, but it would be hilarious if Keemstar offered him like $5k to run one mile. Doesn't have to be in public, they can go to an indoor track or whatever, but he has to do it without stopping.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil still coping and retconning after he stupidly spilled the beans during his interview with Wings.

 

[neger psykolog]

Null should tell Phil he’ll delete the DSP section if Phil can actually lift 200 lbs. I barely think he can do anything but lifting a 50 lb dumbbell off the ground a few inches.

Worst case scenario, Phil bitches out. Best case scenario, he gives himself a hernia and whines about it for the next 10 years.

The DSP section already got demoted like fuck. It's now in a subcategory of lolcows called "prime cuts"

The initial name was "big boys" which was way better.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil has said many times now that he's played Champions for years and spent a lot of money. To be fair, I'm sure he has no idea how much he's spent. There's no chance he could with his 14 maxed out credit cards and hundreds of Apple gift cards he's purchased. The only new part he added today was that he used discounts, which is semantic bullshit.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Phil still coping and retconning after he stupidly spilled the beans during his interview with Wings.
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Commenting on wings actual videos now instead of the clip channels who take things out of context lol.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil has said many times now that he's played Champions for years and spent a lot of money. To be fair, I'm sure he has no idea how much he's spent. There's no chance he could with his 14 maxed out credit cards and hundreds of Apple gift cards he's purchased. The only new part he added today was that he used discounts, which is semantic bullshit.

Here's some semantics: he's a lying cunt who is a coward and deserves way more alogging and weenery than he gets.

All of his weaseling with words about his lies is just semantics about why he shouldn't be cyber alogged like fuck.

 

[Moar Krabs]

All of his weaseling with words about his lies is just semantics about why he shouldn't be cyber alogged like fuck.

For some people this is their reality TV. DSP's life is the closest we will get to the movie The Truman Show iykyk