DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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GibMoneyPls dijo:
Being legit funny or humorous takes abstraction. Comedy is hard because it takes intelligence and wit.

Dick and shit "jokes", and acting goofy and stupid stops being funny when youre in high school. But that's all he has because he lacks intelligence, wit, and the ability to understabd abstract concepts. Hurrrr durrrr im pointing at the camera. Hurrrr durrrrr im making a funny face. Hurrrrr durrrr "shit, piss, chinese people am I right?". AND he legit thinks he's funny.

He's going the play Project Zomboid? No way. I really hope he doesnt drop it before trying it out. He's going to hate that fuxking game.

This is your monthly reminder that Phil's brain is incapable of understanding abstract concepts. THAT'S the real reason he didnt get into Yale or any other top schools. Abstraction is a big part of the SATs. I took them the same year he did. The "____ is to _____, as ______ is to ______." Is a whole damn section. He's basically a retard.
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Wanted to add to this... he makes racial/stereotypical jokes look bad too. He's Michael Scott not knowing why the Chris Rock niggas vs black people bit is funny, just that he heard people laugh at it so he repeats the joke. Not to mention his racial humor doesn't go past chicky chang wang pork fried rice.

He also has pretty much admitted that the only thing he was ever good at was regurgitating information back on a test. Which will get you good grades for a while but eventually you hit a wall and you're fucked. Ask Phil to apply something he learned, might as well be talking to Jayde.
 
Huggler dijo:
its crazy to say, but 2025 has phil develop the worst begs ever... and month by month we still get a new highlight of how low he can go
hes on another level
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That is the thing that keeps me perpetually fascinated by Phil. No matter how low he goes, there's always a new one. Every time I think he has hit the bottom and can't dig anymore, he finds a better shovel.
 
Huggler dijo:
its crazy to say, but 2025 has phil develop the worst begs ever... and month by month we still get a new highlight of how low he can go
hes on another level
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The grift keeps working most of the time, that is enough for him to validate this behavior. He has convinced himself it is not begging, and that is all that matters. And to be fair, why wouldn't he keep it going? The internet already hates him so in his mind there's nothing worse that can happen to him.
 
Some lore from WPIGs cross country deep dive that interested me was Phil saying a number of times that he didn’t want to stream for more than a few more years (ALT laughed) but rather save some money for a few years then open a business. He declares he doesn’t want to be streaming til he’s old!

I’m really interested what business he thought he was going to open? A sandwich shop?
 
Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH dijo:
Still some of my favorite detractor content. Shout out to Meowblock on Twitter for sharing LMAO

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Man that routinely struggles to see the screen has his monitor or whatever over 5 feet away from him... tell me this nigger has a 70 inch flatscreen he has mounted to the wall that he uses as a monitor.
 
johnkimble123 dijo:
Wanted to add to this... he makes racial/stereotypical jokes look bad too. He's Michael Scott not knowing why the Chris Rock niggas vs black people bit is funny, just that he heard people laugh at it so he repeats the joke. Not to mention his racial humor doesn't go past chicky chang wang pork fried rice.
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Besides his racial humor just going past stereotypes, Phil lacks anything that should even be considered "humor". The pigroach is a blackhole of creativity and humor, where he just thinks "Oh, people find this funny? Let me repeat that." Don't get me started on his attempt at SCAT humor, which is just telling everyone to "eat shit out of my ass." So funny, Phil. You have the whole detractor squad laughing.

I've mentioned this before, but one guy that I wish Phil would at least TRY to emulate is someone like Dave Attell. Of course, Phil would screw THAT up. A lot of his jokes start out normal and go OUT WAY into left field. One of them was about having a midget friend. "My midget buddy wants to become a weather man. A midget weather man, no would believe him. 'A flood is coming' Yeah, to you. Did someone leave a faucet on or some shit?" If you want SCAT, there's one bit where Dave spends 5 minutes talking about taking a shit after eating a Philly Cheesesteak. However, that would take something like charm and natural wit...which is something Phil doesn't have, but he thinks he has.

Also, adding Dave Attell because why not.

 
Free Jasper dijo:
Some lore from WPIGs cross country deep dive that interested me was Phil saying a number of times that he didn’t want to stream for more than a few more years (ALT laughed) but rather save some money for a few years then open a business. He declares he doesn’t want to be streaming til he’s old!

I’m really interested what business he thought he was going to open? A sandwich shop?
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He legit wanted to open an Italian restaurant at some point with his moms robust sauce recipe.

The rants the last few night streams have been fucking crazy he has retconned retcons that were previously retconned I mean man even compulsive liars would call DSP out at this point. Give it 3 months and he will be retconning what he said this week with some other made up bullshit. This is why I never EVER believe what he says no nuggets of truth everything is bullshit besides what we know from shit like the bank leaks.
 
Big Brown Schlub dijo:
Yes, unironically. He wanted to open either a Subway franchise or an Italian restaurant like @shekelshoah666 mentioned.
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The menu would be pretty amusing because you know he'd do something cringe like name the items after people in the FGC, like having something called the Jaha that is a rice dish or fried chicken and watermelon for the Canon brothers dish.
 
Maximum Scent Permeation dijo:
The menu would be pretty amusing because you know he'd do something cringe like name the items after people in the FGC, like having something called the Jaha that is a rice dish or fried chicken and watermelon for the Canon brothers dish.
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I think even thats giving him too much credit in terms of creativity.

Hes such a narcissist, Id imagine every item would be "DSP's steak and cheese" "DSP's pastrami bagel" etc. He'd naturally take the tips from his servers since its his restaurant.
 
It's fitting that his dream is opening a restaurant; one of the hardest businesses to get into, where most will fail within a few years. Totally oblivious to the realities. He can't even run YouTube channel without going into debt when he has next to zero overhead. Harry Potter is a more believable fantasy.
 
Free Jasper dijo:
Some lore from WPIGs cross country deep dive that interested me was Phil saying a number of times that he didn’t want to stream for more than a few more years (ALT laughed) but rather save some money for a few years then open a business. He declares he doesn’t want to be streaming til he’s old!

I’m really interested what business he thought he was going to open? A sandwich shop?
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He is gonna be streaming till the day he dies he's gonna be a 70 year old man explaining to his audience how hard it is to take a shit, DSP Tries It will be Oatmeal and Cream of Wheat, He might even become another version of Joe Biden
 
Yup. And last week someone asked him about opening the restaurant and Phil said he doesnt have that dream anymore. He said he'll never have enough money to open one. Which is true. Wish he did though. It'd be closed within a year and he'd be bankrupt again. Even people that know what theyre doing have a small chance of keeping a restaurant profitable.
 
BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
Unless some Youtube lawyer has fallen for the "DSP has been wronged by the internet and he's really not that bad" pignosis, there's no way he's paying for one.
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No. Even if he did pignotize a Youtube lawyer to take up the job for free, he wouldn't do it, cause it's too much of a hassle, paperwork, procedures, not to mention public appearances at court.

All he wants from a lawyer, (preferably one with a Youtube channel with a lot of subscribers and clout) is to make scary videos telling the detractors how much of a case Phil has against them and how hard he could fuck them unless they give Phil money.

Absolutely nothing more.
 
Digger10 dijo:
It feels weird to hear Phil being realistic for a change.
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Maybe Phil could do a little food truck or cart or something., not that his lazy ass would get up every day to do actual work.
This also shows you how Phil will never do the lawsuit against detractors. Phil will need 20 grand up front for a lawyer who’s just ready to fleece him with no chance at winning.
Also Phil said if the money ever stops coming in, he’ll do the lawsuit, how’s he gonna pay the lawyer if he’s got no money coming in.
 
Digger10 dijo:
It feels weird to hear Phil being realistic for a change.
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No, he's just saying that to beg.

Real talk would be Phil admitting he can't run a business because he's a paranoid shut-in freak, buried himself in debt multiple times over ridiculous addictions, and he doesn't want to do any work because he's a fat ugly incel.
 
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