DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

Don't forget they have the right to vote.

Now that I think about it, is there really any difference between voters and people who watch streamers? Both groups will devote their lives to supporting blatant morons.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

KKKirk said he was unbannable in Youtube chat and how trolls have no life blah blah.

Well, he is so predictable, you can use a sock and get DSP to say racist dogwhistles.

DSP almost named a fat-lipped, struggling, can't breathe Magikarp "George Droid". Later, when informed it was racist he said he didnt know!!

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By the way, George Droid has some tips on making socks on youtube. Make a brand account, verify it with a phone number. Im not sure if burner walmart sims work, but they might since Ive had 3rd world country sims work. Though I have just been using phone numbers I have anyways for work. Google voice and VOIPs do NOT work. Anyways, verify the phone, then verify with some random ID picture. Then you'll get 100 accounts. I like using 5 at a time. Only a 5 minute wait time so you can do it during any of his breaks. Ive successfully gotten kkkirk banned twice parroting what he says in chat and dso bans them all (easy when he doesnt have a sub). So now dsp has a bookmark of which one is the real one lmao.

 

[shekelshoah666]

KKKirk said he was unbannable in Youtube chat and how trolls have no life blah blah.

Well, he is so predictable, you can use a sock and get DSP to say racist dogwhistles.

DSP almost named a fat-lipped, struggling, can't breathe Magikarp "George Droid". Later, when informed it was racist he said he didnt know!!

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By the way, George Droid has some tips on making socks on youtube. Make a brand account, verify it with a phone number. Im not sure if burner walmart sims work, but they might since Ive had 3rd world country sims work. Though I have just been using phone numbers I have anyways for work. Google voice and VOIPs do NOT work. Anyways, verify the phone, then verify with some random ID picture. Then you'll get 100 accounts. I like using 5 at a time. Only a 5 minute wait time so you can do it during any of his breaks. Ive successfully gotten kkkirk banned twice parroting what he says in chat and dso bans them all (easy when he doesnt have a sub). So now dsp has a bookmark of which one is the real one lmao.

Thanks for the info I will have Zuck increase the fent for the month.

The stream was totally pathetic today and support was absolute dogshit until he reached a begging breaking point and the usual suspects showed up to name some pokemon and let Jayde name one. Clearly he is not happy with just one goal that was due to him giga begging. Tonight might be another good crash out if he is only at $40 bucks an hour in.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

there's only one person who can pull off wearing Hawaiian shirts

I expected Tom Selleck. Disappointed.

it's a wonder how he survived high school without being stuffed into a locker for mouthing off to the wrong people.

By the time he reached high school it's almost certain he'd learned to shut the fuck up. People talk about jaha and how he should have had his ass kicked as though it's never happened but I've found a number of times through the years that passive aggressive personalities like phil's often develop in people who've went through childhood feeling powerless and struggling with social anxiety because they don't fit in.. it festers.

Being bullied and humiliated in the early years of their life is a step up but I wouldn't be surprised if he took a number of stationary beatings for shooting his mouth off and that colored his neighborhood as the dangerous ghetto that had to be avoided at all costs.

Years later he obviously considered the FGC a safe space where he could act out his WWF fantasies but it's not really surprising a bunch of fucking nerds wouldn't line up to physically set him straight in that environment. They at least made it clear few could stand him or wanted him there except a few outliers like Rambo and Arturo Sanchez. Crying in front of jaha worked so well it probably wasn't even the first time he'd escaped a fist to the face by doing it.. When someone suddenly switches to looking that pathetic on you only real callous assholes can go through with it.

Now he's a real badass because he never leaves the house but we know in reality he's a timid little flower.. just like the Kingsnake if he'd done any fucking research before going with that name.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

How do you not know what to do in a Pokemon game? Even if you give no shits like Phil does.

Especially this one. This isn't "wander around this zone, battle some trainers and meet Nemona at the entrance", this tutorial literally doesn't let you do anything else but the main objective. You stray two feet away and you get a call to remind you to go back and do the fucking mission. You don't even have much people to talk with. It's even annoying how linear this game's tutorial is, can't even stray to pick an object in the same area. Even as a kid I would have found this insulting, the idea of a 43 y/o man "not knowing what to do" is just staggering, and I'd refuse to believe he's for real, but no, Phil is actually that fucking stupid. He needs yellow paint in a Pokémon game.

 

[Pargon]

Years later he obviously considered the FGC a safe space where he could act out his WWF fantasies but it's not really surprising a bunch of fucking nerds wouldn't line up to physically set him straight in that environment.

I agree wholeheartedly but I swear to God Jwong, who looks like he’s had a dadbod since he was about five years old (and no disrespect to the man, he’s reproduced, assumedly someone loves yellow butter and good for him), looks like he could hospitalize Phil in his prime and have enough left in him to call out Hasan Piker.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Jayde was begging a dent to pay $20 to Phil so he could name a Pokemon.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Add to that he ALWAYS fucks up his wrestling promo rants (see: "Mark my fucking words..." and his epic dunk on Craig), it's a wonder how he survived high school without being stuffed into a locker for mouthing off to the wrong people.

Meerkat went through all the classic promos and rants during the infamous “EAT IT!” Stream. Shit was amazing.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Sorry for double posting, another thing I wanted to point out id that Jayde's mom 100% is the one who gave dsp 20$ to name a pokemon. I bet he was literally shitting his pants and throwing his applesauce begging to name the snake. Notice how Jayde calls out the tip before it happens. (Earlier jayde specifically was talking about "sc" or superchats so he isnt talking about the superchat in this clip but calling out a tip on his behalf). The only way he would have specific knowledge on when, after begging other chatters for nesrly 30 minutes is by his mommy (Mindy? i forgor her name) tipped dsp.

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Notice the weird as fuck extra reading dsp did and the weird nebulous, wishywashy, weasley language around this tip.

Somebody was nice enough!! (i.e. Jaydes mom did it to cheer jayde up.) Maybe even hiding it directly from jayde to make it seem like King Fags, Dent Michael, or whoever are actually his friends. Cheapest babysitting! 25$/month!

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

I remembered PPP mentioned once that he wanted to visit PWR irl to make video on him to see what the daily life of a DSP dent is like, and since we had a recent surge of retards giving money to Phil, (Bent Boxer/KKKirk, Vassilid, IanS/omega Sauce, SquirtRocks etc.) it really begs the question, what kind of subhuman fucking dumbass loser does is it take to be, to have in you mind the thought of "I really want to go ahead and give away my money Darksydephil", this has to be a very special breed and not the average dim witted individual that takes a few to understand things here and there. Seeing the day to day of any of these stupid mfs would be very fucking interesting with unfathomable levels of second hand embarrassment.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Sorry for double posting, another thing I wanted to point out id that Jayde's mom 100% is the one who gave dsp 20$ to name a pokemon. I bet he was literally shitting his pants and throwing his applesauce begging to name the snake. Notice how Jayde calls out the tip before it happens. (Earlier jayde specifically was talking about "sc" or superchats so he isnt talking about the superchat in this clip but calling out a tip on his behalf). The only way he would have specific knowledge on when, after begging other chatters for nesrly 30 minutes is by his mommy (Mindy? i forgor her name) tipped dsp.

jayde_someone_tip_you.webm

Notice the weird as fuck extra reading dsp did and the weird nebulous, wishywashy, weasley language around this tip.

Somebody was nice enough!! (i.e. Jaydes mom did it to cheer jayde up.) Maybe even hiding it directly from jayde to make it seem like King Fags, Dent Michael, or whoever are actually his friends. Cheapest babysitting! 25$/month!

What sort of parent would see just the 2-3min begging before that tip and still thinks it's okay to give 20$ to that man ?

Jayde really deserves someone better.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It could have been a kind dent in chat that messages Jayde outside of chat, at least I hope so. I already despise Jayde's mom enough.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

What sort of parent would see just the 2-3min begging before that tip and still thinks it's okay to give 20$ to that man ?

The one who sees 25$/month the cheapest babysitting imaginable. She can now spend the rest of Jaydes SSDI at the casino. I wouldnt be surpised if she also takes Jayde to the casino to actually try to kill jayde using the casino slots' flashing lights for a juicy payout.

 

[Lord_Point]

BSP I put in the same category as Doody he's a decent detractor but 90% of his posts on X are about Phil and he comes across as whiny and faggy

BSP commissions artwork of himself looking like a jacked chad, lies about how much he benches, and paywalls videos of himself working out. The dude is a massive faggot.

Its wild how DSP and the worst of the dentractors share 90% of the same whiney little bitch griter DNA.

Seriously, watch BSPs (first one is free) work out video. When he goes to show off his max bench press he cuts off the sides of the videos so you can no longer see the weights on the bar. If that isnt text book phil behavoir I dont know what is.

 

[Pargon]

Now that I think about it, is there really any difference between voters and people who watch streamers? Both groups will devote their lives to supporting blatant morons.

And in that they are both money machines built around a “this time will be different” constructed narrative and fed to its audience for the purpose of extracting discretionary (and I’d imagine, unfortunately, indisposable, in some cases) income and, from the general look at how things are going, garmonbozia?

Yes, correct.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Sorry for double posting, another thing I wanted to point out id that Jayde's mom 100% is the one who gave dsp 20$ to name a pokemon. I bet he was literally shitting his pants and throwing his applesauce begging to name the snake. Notice how Jayde calls out the tip before it happens. (Earlier jayde specifically was talking about "sc" or superchats so he isnt talking about the superchat in this clip but calling out a tip on his behalf). The only way he would have specific knowledge on when, after begging other chatters for nesrly 30 minutes is by his mommy (Mindy? i forgor her name) tipped dsp.

jayde_someone_tip_you.webm

Notice the weird as fuck extra reading dsp did and the weird nebulous, wishywashy, weasley language around this tip.

Somebody was nice enough!! (i.e. Jaydes mom did it to cheer jayde up.) Maybe even hiding it directly from jayde to make it seem like King Fags, Dent Michael, or whoever are actually his friends. Cheapest babysitting! 25$/month!

This parasitic faggot was just LARPing about being a positive moral person on the pre stream today LMFAO, all he does is moral grand standing/virtue signaling, this scummy fuck preaches and is delusional about being a role model for everything he does, his paper thin soapbox he stands on crumbles when starts begging to literal disabled, lonely and vulnerable people selling them the idea that whatever money they give him is a worthwhile investment, which is donating to see a fat autistic retard eat slop and put a name on a clump of pixels in a videogame for children, while also making 6 figures a year.

Jayde will always be the victim of 3 pieces of shit in his life: his mom, his dad and DSP. He was born with a terrible health condition and he is not at fault for this and his irrational very poor thinking, he desperately needs new caretakers and close monitoring for the type of activities he does online.

 

[Optimus Crime]

This parasitic faggot was just LARPing about being a positive moral person on the pre stream today LMFAO, all he does is moral grand standing/virtue signaling, this scummy fuck preaches and is delusional about being a role model for everything he does, his paper thin soapbox he stands on crumbles when starts begging to literal disabled, lonely and vulnerable people selling them the idea that whatever money they give him is a worthwhile investment, which is donating to see a fat autistic retard eat slop and put a name on a clump of pixels in a videogame for children, while also making 6 figures a year.

Jayde will always be the victim of 3 pieces of shit in his life: his mom, his dad and DSP. He was born with a terrible health condition and he is not at fault for this and his irrational very poor thinking, he desperately needs new caretakers and close monitoring for the type of activities he does online.

Feeling sorry for any of dsp's dents is a pipeline to eventually feeling sorry for Philip. Stop that.

 

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

So whats his pokemon team looking like? I like pokemon but I dislike phil. So I dont want to watch his foils and fumbles

 

[Iron Hamster]

I swear DSP said they stopped going to their favorite brunch restaurant because they required a vaccination record, which does sound gay, but if you're some vaxxed up libtard that shouldn't be a big deal. Unless you only got the initial Trump vax...

It wasn't for Corona. Khet needed her hoof and mouth disease vax

If DSP was on Twitch still he would be ignoring the diaperfur or just say the same shit he did in his allies speech and how he accepts everyone (as long as they donate) Only reason it's being brought up is because the CEO of Twitch didn't apologize to him personally for his mistreatment so until that happens he is going to dogpile on Twitch as much as possible

High quality thumbnails King! Those views are gonna go crazy:

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He's in a major panic that all the dents will run over to that streamer.

Phil is exactly the kind of guy who would tell you bicep curls is enough for arms and anyone who does anything else is plain wrong dood.

I dont like to criticise others routines or choice of lifts because any form of weight lifting is better than none and everyone has their own limitations and goals etc

But with how smug hes been so far and knowing his personality, if he continues to work out, we are for sure headed to a fitness guru arc where he mocks anyone giving him advice and lauding his 4 exercises as the peak of human performance.

Now imagine what an insufferable douche he would be if he actually was working out.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So whats his pokemon team looking like? I like pokemon but I dislike phil. So I dont want to watch his foils and fumbles

Bold of you to assume he has a set team, as usual he's running his scam of pay X amount so I play with Y pokemon which results in a piss poor team.

Feeling sorry for any of dsp's dents is a pipeline to eventually feeling sorry for Philip. Stop that.

Not really, DSP is so much of a POS it's impossible feeling sorry for him.

Jayde is literally too retarded to realise he's being scammed by a 40yo manchild, he's also not a sexpest, a furry, a tranny or a failed youtuber unlike most dents. That's why it's probably the only dent I'd feel sorry for.