DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Whilst giving Phil money of any sort is highly dented, I can't deny this got a laugh out of me

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So yesterday we had an amazing rant about Jasper waking him up at 7am. It's crazy how detached from reality he is. He really made it sound like 7am is the middle of the night... He's so far from the reality of the average worker.

BTW justice for Jasper, you don't leave a cat locked up in a room all night it's just cruel.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Why did he choose the lego gameboy ? according to himself he "only had a blue gameboy with pokemon blue and tetris" he then went on to say "and then they released pokemon yellow which is the one that added pikachu".

Could he at least try to be a better fake fan ? All he had to say about the actual gameboy model he was building is how it needed "8 double A batteries " (it's wrong too)

Nice performative "I'm a gamer" stream, Dave

Did he really say that? I have Pokemon Blue for Gameboy (I even still have the bloody thing and it still runs after all those decades) and I swear Blue had Pikachu among those. Yes you needed the other Pokemon game (and a friend to actually share them) but Blue had Pikachu. I bet the other one had Pikachu as well as that was the signature Pokemon

Not to be autistic but yes you are correct. Red and Blue had pikachu as well, you could catch them in Veridian Forest.

Phil has to front like with all things bc he actually has no personality besides begging. Its actually pathetic. Like the dude is trying to ape the childhoods of people 10 years his junior lmao. Yeah Phil you where trading pokemons in high school, bet he had a backwards baseball cap and a slingshot in his back pocket too.

Phil has fucking holes in his brain. He never had a Gameboy. He literally said last week that he never had a Gameboy. It was his sister Melissa who had a Gameboy and had Pokémon Red & Blue for it.
If you go to PigPigGo and type in Melissa you can easily find the story because he has only said his adopted sister's name like 6 times in the 15 years he has been spamming YouTube with video.

 

[Lady Adjani]

So yesterday we had an amazing rant about Jasper waking him up at 7am. It's crazy how detached from reality he is. He really made it sound like 7am is the middle of the night... He's so far from the reality of the average worker.

BTW justice for Jasper, you don't leave a cat locked up in a room all night it's just cruel.

You’d be groggy too if you spent the entire previous evening drinking and drunk texting your bbc crush.

 

[Power Glove]

No way, he's assembling anything.

He broke every single one of the statues he tried to assemble.. As a collector myself, the way he treated those expensive things was painful.

 

[Balr0g]

Just put the fries in the bag.

Phil would be that retard that spills the fries all over the floor and blame the carton manufacturer for "poorly made" bags. Then collect the fries from the floor and stuff them in the bag so the customer has "prime fries"

 

[Cozy Crouton]

DSP is an interesting case study in less obvious addictions, I feel. BMJ is addicted to crack and gambling, Chris-Chan is addicted to attention, those are very front-facing addictions that define their interactions with the world. DSP is clearly addicted to spending money and it's ruining his fucking life, but because it's not immediately obvious that he's getting high off his bank balance going down and his useless-shit-o-meter going up, it's harder to identify it. But when you look at his life through his mind asking "what can I do to get back to spending money and getting baubles in return as soon as possible?" and looking for every single opportunity to waste cash, just like a tweaker is driven by trying to get delicious meth, almost all of his behavior makes sense. He's always got an invisible ticker in his head with 'bare minimum of what I need to live' counting up, and everything excess is going directly into the Dumb Toys budget, like a semi-functional boozehound who tells themselves they only drink to their means, and inevitably bargains themselves way down to financial ruin because they start saying "if I skip my rent this month, I have so much extra money! I'll just pay it off next month!"

He's also a narcissistic pig who fucking sucks at video games, granted, but I think he could get away with that if not for the compulsion to waste every cent he gets. There's lots of fat narcissist retards, but only one DSP, baby.

 

[Love Is Blue]

and it's ruining his fucking life

good.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil has fucking holes in his brain. He never had a Gameboy. He literally said last week that he never had a Gameboy. It was his sister Melissa who had a Gameboy and had Pokémon Red & Blue for it.
If you go to PigPigGo and type in Melissa you can easily find the story because he has only said his adopted sister's name like 6 times in the 15 years he has been spamming YouTube with video.

The rabbit hole of dsp and gameboys is just insane, it's a great sample on how much he lies.

Between 2014 and 2022 he kept saying he had a gameboy pocket to only play pokemon blue.
After 2022 he's back to no gameboys.

I won't go into too much details but he keeps flip flopping between owning only pokemon blue and having more games when he was LARPing about owning a gameboy. (he named mario and the final fantasy games)

One thing to notice is how he tends to mention it during discussions about pokemon games or to shit on link's awakening.

It's difficult to know really if he had a gameboy or not, cause only having one game on it is very strange, but at the same time he's an alien and was a spoiled brat growing up.

 

[Windy Moors]

Never been one to sperg out when the guy gets support but the whales need to stop. This is painfully devoid of anything resembling skill or entertainment. He's like an actual retard playing a fps for the first time its really amazing. He can't play and look at mini map he plays slow as fuck.

The whales are cheapskates in my opinion. Think of the support they could give if they were homeless and didn't have to pay rent. Do they really need two kidneys and lungs to survive? No! Get them sold on the black market.

They must give him everything and if that means living under a bridge with only one lung and one kidney, so be it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So yesterday we had an amazing rant about Jasper waking him up at 7am. It's crazy how detached from reality he is. He really made it sound like 7am is the middle of the night... He's so far from the reality of the average worker.

BTW justice for Jasper, you don't leave a cat locked up in a room all night it's just cruel.

Yeah, most normal people lock their pets OUT of the bedroom or don't close the door at all. What is his excuse? That Jasper will get into stuff? So cat proof your house, asshole. We foster cats so on top of our own we regularly have 5 cats running around the house at night and somehow the house isn't totally destroyed every morning.

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP is an interesting case study in less obvious addictions, I feel. BMJ is addicted to crack and gambling, Chris-Chan is addicted to attention, those are very front-facing addictions that define their interactions with the world. DSP is clearly addicted to spending money and it's ruining his fucking life, but because it's not immediately obvious that he's getting high off his bank balance going down and his useless-shit-o-meter going up, it's harder to identify it. But when you look at his life through his mind asking "what can I do to get back to spending money and getting baubles in return as soon as possible?" and looking for every single opportunity to waste cash, just like a tweaker is driven by trying to get delicious meth, almost all of his behavior makes sense. He's always got an invisible ticker in his head with 'bare minimum of what I need to live' counting up, and everything excess is going directly into the Dumb Toys budget, like a semi-functional boozehound who tells themselves they only drink to their means, and inevitably bargains themselves way down to financial ruin because they start saying "if I skip my rent this month, I have so much extra money! I'll just pay it off next month!"

He's also a narcissistic pig who fucking sucks at video games, granted, but I think he could get away with that if not for the compulsion to waste every cent he gets. There's lots of fat narcissist retards, but only one DSP, baby.

Another way to frame this kind of addiction is how much time something like WWE champions and all the anxiety for money shit it causes. It would stop someone from pursuing natural interest properly.
He's addicted to the internet and has to play games for a fucking living. So he's basically playing games nearly the whole day.

He couldn't even do a fucking single flight without mobile internet (when he went to get married and his mom bailed him out, sorry, I meant gave him five grand to spend on WWE Champions)

 

[Digger10]

How he made it to 43 without his parents intervening and placing him on a conservatorship, I will never know.

Sometimes it surprises me that he's lived away from his parents for over a decade. He might not live responsibly, but he hasn't died or been kicked out of his house yet and that's frankly an accomplishment given how stupid he is.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

God I would love to see Phil fight Wings. For one I think Wing's Fat Aura would probably be enough to keep Phil at arm's length, but I can tell you exactly how it would go.
Phil would, as always, try to imitate what he thinks pros do. He'd just be bouncing around on his feet clumsily while Wings just stands still wondering what the fuck he's doing. Continue for about a minute until Phil gets too tired to keep hopping and Wings sends him to dreamland

DSP could swing at Wings and still miss his barnyard size ass. Realistically i think the fight would just be Wings walking straight up to him tanking every hit and and just one shotting him in the face.

 

[Twrx]

Phil has zero situational awareness, both in games and in real life, and has never learned that bullets need to hit the target in order to actually do damage.

If he had pulled a school shooting, which I think was a very real possibility with the cocktail of meds he was put on as a teenager, he wouldn't have hit anyone. Not even himself

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yeah, most normal people lock their pets OUT of the bedroom or don't close the door at all. What is his excuse? That Jasper will get into stuff? So cat proof your house, asshole. We foster cats so on top of our own we regularly have 5 cats running around the house at night and somehow the house isn't totally destroyed every morning.

It's almost like Phil is worried that Jasper will bother other animals....

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

BTW justice for Jasper, you don't leave a cat locked up in a room all night it's just cruel.

Jasper doesn't have water, food, or a litter box all night. That's abuse.

Phail saying he shot first as if that makes a difference is insane.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I won't go into too much details but he keeps flip flopping between owning only pokemon blue and having more games when he was LARPing about owning a gameboy. (he named mario and the final fantasy games)

One thing to notice is how he tends to mention it during discussions about pokemon games or to shit on link's awakening.

Emphasis mine. This is how you know he's lying. Phil's interest in JRPGs is strictly the most mainstream of the mainstream. Ask him about his favorites and he'll give you the bog standard SNES Squaresoft collection: FF4 FF6 Chrono Trigger. And Earthbound.
But the Game Boy Final Fantasy games? Those aren't even really FF games, they're SaGa games with the FF label slapped on them to increase sales in the US, like Final Fantasy Adventure (actually the first Mana game). Phil never played them, he just knows they exist and thinks he can name drop them nice and easy; no one will question that he played a Final Fantasy game, everyone knows Phil is a huge fan of those games of course. I bet when pressed he wouldn't be able to give a single detail that anyone who played those games, even decades ago, would absolutely remember.

 

[JackoVerde]

DSP is an interesting case study in less obvious addictions

Oddly Phil is genuinely addicted to alcohol so that’s one of the more obvious and common addictions. He’s just functional because the money keeps rolling in and he gets paid to sit on his ass and beg.
Phil would melt down into a horrible withdrawal if he the money flow ever stopped.
We saw in the bank leaks he was spending 100s a month on alcohol at total wine.

 

[arrivefriday]

A funny thing I realized about the recent BF6 stream, he complained about playing for 2h+ and only getting one level or something, the reason he levelled so slowly is because he kept leaving the matches, most of the exp is rewarded at the end of the matches.