DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeadNivea]

So I was watching WPIG today[...]

this is so fucking funny. if Phil could get away with some Spongebob anchor arms type shit under his shirt he definitely would at this point

 

[KarlJobber]

This retard has claimed numerous times that a doctor told him that his current weight was his ideal weight. I wonder what why he decided to retcon such an obvious lie.

He claims to be 195 pounds at 5'11" (he retconned the " 5'12 " (lol) that BMI means hes overweight and closer to obese than normal. Besides that he's probably 220 pounds (at best). He's obese!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So I was watching WPIG today, and he was making fun at how Phil is desperately flexing her flabby noodle arms lately and not wearing his hawaiian shirts and then it happend.

I now know exactly what is going on:

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Phil discovered the magic of Gynecomastia Compression Shirts

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OMFG, he's wearing a literal manssiere.

Look at how confident it makes him, LMAO.

Seriously this is the funniest shit he's done in weeks.

So Phil is wearing the equivalent of a girdle? Fucking knew it.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

So I was watching WPIG today, and he was making fun at how Phil is desperately flexing her flabby noodle arms lately and not wearing his hawaiian shirts and then it happend.

I now know exactly what is going on:

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Phil discovered the magic of Gynecomastia Compression Shirts

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OMFG, he's wearing a literal manssiere.

Look at how confident it makes him, LMAO.

Seriously this is the funniest shit he's done in weeks.

All this time Steel Toe has been ripping off Phil, now DSP finally learned something from him.
Another win for the (gout) toe!

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Please spread the word about dementia awareness

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Lechero had an episode where Phil was wearing a sports bra for his moobs

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

All this time Steel Toe has been ripping off Phil, now DSP finally learned something from him.
Another win for the (gout) toe!

All this time, I thought Phil was more similar to Stuttering John than Steel Toe. Now, they are all starting to merge into one person.

 

[johnkimble123]

What is it with all these Trust Fund Kiddies in DSP's audience? Vassild is like the fourth one or some shit, after Rend, ICS, and OIC. Is there some sort of innate desire in the minds of the scions of the wealthy that forces them into supporting scummy ultracapitalist consoomers or some shit?

When you're rich but have no friends, you spend money on a lot of dumb shit

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Phil can finally show us him doing some real push ups on camera now. It's like he's back in high school the amount he has to brag and try to convince people he works out. If phil actually touched grass, he would choose to go to planet fitness for sure. I wonder if phil and kat are workout partners and exercise while listening to tribal music...

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Dunno why but video embed failed on this, but it is Memology 101's edition of DSP playing Silksong

Fun thing here is that I looked up the Last Judge and yes the walk from the closest bench/save point to the boss itself is infamously difficult, unsure what extent it is compared to the rest of the game. I am not surprised that he would legitimately have issues here. Thing is it is possible to play around it without taking damage and there are guidelines on how to do it on the Internet, DSP is just bad. The rest of the video is him making standard DSP mistakes such as failing hand-eye coordination tests and melting down as hard as he does in Street Fighter 6 and about games not handholding him everytime they could at that.

It's always hilarious seeing him meltdown on SINGLE PLAYER GAMES that allow near infinite attempts.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Dunno why but video embed failed on this, but it is Memology 101's edition of DSP playing Silksong

Fun thing here is that I looked up the Last Judge and yes the walk from the closest bench/save point to the boss itself is infamously difficult, unsure what extent it is compared to the rest of the game. I am not surprised that he would legitimately have issues here. Thing is it is possible to play around it without taking damage and there are guidelines on how to do it on the Internet, DSP is just bad. The rest of the video is him making standard DSP mistakes such as failing hand-eye coordination tests and melting down as hard as he does in Street Fighter 6 and about games not handholding him everytime they could at that.

It's always hilarious seeing him meltdown on SINGLE PLAYER GAMES that allow near infinite attempts.

that shit doesnt even look hard, it literally takes like a minute to do the walk. even phil can do it easily, hes just a lazy piece of shit who gets angry and tilted and then fucks it up repeatedly for no reason. makes it hard on himself because hes phil

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Ok, gotta give it to Phil. He was really tilted yet he persisted until he beat that broken, OP boss.
Seriously, fuck that bitch. I got second hand tilt just by watching it lmao

You do not, in fact, ever need to "give it to Phil".

 

[Mewchu]

You do not, in fact, ever need to "give it to Phil".

I have something I’d really like to give him though.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Please don't make me Photoshop this.

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With an assist from discord, we have todays Phail in Photo:

They're wasteful people. I would expect they binge on it for a day or two, throw leftovers out the 3rd day and then just buy more fast food slop to binge on and throw out.

That shit was gone last night.

don't forget him not counting the 10 youtube subs by a ICS alt account since he didn't know if they were real ones. lol

He's finally latched onto this scam full time now.

Edit: "My arm is hurting now more than when I lift!"

He means lifting all that food and carrying it in.

 

[Dreamland]

This retard has claimed numerous times that a doctor told him that his current weight was his ideal weight. I wonder what why he decided to retcon such an obvious lie.

Also, his sperging about views and how no one wants to watch his gameplay makes no sense when he tells his viewers to fuck off if they don't like the games he's playing, make up your damn mind, you bipolar faggot

Doctor doesn't know he streams Silksong and that's basically like lifting competitively according to the king of hate.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Dunno why but video embed failed on this, but it is Memology 101's edition of DSP playing Silksong

Fun thing here is that I looked up the Last Judge and yes the walk from the closest bench/save point to the boss itself is infamously difficult, unsure what extent it is compared to the rest of the game. I am not surprised that he would legitimately have issues here. Thing is it is possible to play around it without taking damage and there are guidelines on how to do it on the Internet, DSP is just bad. The rest of the video is him making standard DSP mistakes such as failing hand-eye coordination tests and melting down as hard as he does in Street Fighter 6 and about games not handholding him everytime they could at that.

It's always hilarious seeing him meltdown on SINGLE PLAYER GAMES that allow near infinite attempts.

that shit doesnt even look hard, it literally takes like a minute to do the walk. even phil can do it easily, hes just a lazy piece of shit who gets angry and tilted and then fucks it up repeatedly for no reason. makes it hard on himself because hes phil

Phil once again has gotten to the point where he just wants to push a button to win with a game. If he can't cheese it like he did with Elden Ring (yes Phil, you did cheese, so stop lying), then he'll continually bash his head into the wall until the wall breaks. Rinse and repeat.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

With an assist from discord, we have todays Phail in Photo:

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That shit was gone last night.

He's finally latched onto this scam full time now.

He means lifting all that food and carrying it in.

Looks more like he’s projectile vomiting or eating literal feces

 

[Switch Mongo]

We really need to LOCK IN this DSP tries it people, come on. Let’s get some support. Rolling. Now. Hands clap

Sick business meeeting! We got pigroach explaining why he raged last night (we needed the explanation) and him justifying all the shitty antics he does doing mental gymnastics.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Looks more like he’s projectile vomiting or eating literal feces

Well, he does have that scat fetish so there's that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Really, what's there to say?

Also, it took Phil nearly 10 minutes to make it across 3 screens because he kept looking over at chat.