DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil isn't interested in any of these video games and just wants to run the clock out until its time to end the stream. You might as well argue that the walmart worker is stocking the shelves too slow or isn't mopping the floor in the most efficient way possible. Neither of them care enough about their work to do more than the minimal effort required until its time to clock out.

Good point.
It's just the walmart stocker isn't stopping me when I walk in as they are stocking the booze and telling me he hasn't gotten any tips for awhile and he really loves his job. He's a very passionate stocker and if you don't support him, he might not stock those shelves anymore at walmart.

 

[#lurker]

Haven't tuned into this nigga for weeks. Just looked at his stream and the first thing I hear was an answer to a question:

Viewer: "Will you wear a different costume for every day of your streams in October?" (referencing Kino Casino)
Phil: "No, I'm not mentally retarded. I'm going to do it on Halloween like you're supposed to!"

I am overwhelmed with positivity.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Good point.
It's just the walmart stocker isn't stopping me when I walk in as they are stocking the booze and telling me he hasn't gotten any tips for awhile and he really loves his job. He's a very passionate stocker and if you don't support him, he might not stock those shelves anymore at walmart.

The booze stocker at LCBO is holding the American Whiskey hostage because Tariffs (he didn't receive enough tips)

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Crazy how he considers himself a blue collar worker and insists that him sitting there is "busting his ass". He truly does believe that doesn't he? I think he has to keep up this facade in his head or his entire reality would crumble.

Almost everything out of his mouth are delusions that he is reinforcing in his own head. He's talking to himself and most of his ranting is just replacement for therapy or a friend. Except he gets no feedback and just believes all the bullshit. He's truly fucked in the head and is getting worse by the day.

 

[AckedyAckTheFourth]

Can I be honest, guys? This is worse than the Scorn rant:


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"We are at what... 67? Let's get 7 bucks of support right now. (...) Let's get halfway to the goal."

The man who not long ago was quoted saying: "man, people are so stupid. They can't even do math anymore" everyone...

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

WRONG

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"busting my ass"
sitting on your fat ass playing video games like a 12 year old isn't "busting your ass", you stupid worthless faggot

 

[Nigger Cattle]

"busting my ass"
sitting on your fat ass playing video games like a 12 year old isn't "busting your ass", you stupid worthless faggot

To be honest, it is amazing that he manages to make good money off of like... 300 viewers max? I truly wonder who the fuck is willing to give DSP so much money, everyday he's fiending for 100 dollars like a busted up streetwalker. DSP is hitting the streets everyday looking for that hundie, and people will often give it to him.
People might hate me for what i'm about to say, but after Cobra died i look at lolcows like DSP who's been doing the same song an dance for over a decade and i'm like: "nice". At least some things never change, we will always get more clips of DSP begging for money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

LazyEyePhil
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lmao Luna Slater BTFO eye Phail.

It's been a while, I think since the KC saga started?

He shut them back off for a while after the 'snakening'.

If you didn't know, that's not how you salute if you're in the US military.

That's why that pic needs the nazi hat stopped in.

He truly does believe that doesn't he?

He can't or he'd have to face the real reason he can't get viewers.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Now phil (closeted gay) is complaining about his viewership on his videos, no phil youtube is not affecting your content like everyone else right now...

It's due to how lazy you are! You literally put ZERO EFFORT into your content and just shit out early 2000's playthrough's as if that works anymore

Youtube has become more advanced in video making, and even when you were at your high, people like pewdiepie came in and shitted on you at playthroughs along with the garry mod youtubers, markplier, captain sparklez, seananners, tobicious or whatever.

These people had godlike charisma compared to you back than and a lot of them improved with time.

You did not, you do not cut your vids, only time you edit them is to take out begging moments, your also playing a bunch of games at once which makes the video order for playthroughs out of whack, usually a person would play one game, beat it, upload each part before moving onto the next game.

He's so mentally fucked in the head

Remember "I don't wanna be mr. views"

The only time pig gets views these days is when he talks about manufactured drama. Even his livestream views are in the toilet unless someone bots him. He regularly drops below 200, and I think max is like 300 watching during his copecast to see what he'll rant about next. Restreamers and clip channels always beat him in views and he's jealous of everyone else as per usual.

 

[smug comporon]

Truck sim is back. I guess Jayde finally found his wallet. Also, why the fuck is he going so hard with gears of war. I haven’t seen anyone on stream ask for multiplayer or the campaign at all.
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It reminds Phil of when he was happy in life and actually had friends.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

 

[GameratePTSD]

He just went off screen to do his hair and it looks absolutely insane. He slicked it down and the hairline looks so much worse than when it's all poofy.


That's it king, put the entire taco in your mouth.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Him sperging over a paper bag is full autism lmao

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He just went off screen to do his hair and it looks absolutely insane. He slicked it down and the hairline looks so much worse than when it's all poofy.
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That's it king, put the entire taco in your mouth.
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Holy fuck, he looks like a sleazy porno director with his hair like that. And just as obese.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Holy fuck, he looks like a sleazy porno director with his hair like that. And just as obese.

We can all laugh now, but who will be laughing when DSP_Directing sweeps the AVN's with his masterpiece, Eat My Ass with a Spoon 4? (spoiler it will still be us)

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Yeah sure play games however you want. I had an autistic friend in college who would play J style RPGs with the goal of farming 99 of every item, card, collectable, spell, etc. Id never tell him thats the wrong way to play, but if he wanted to be a streamer I would tell him thats a fucking retarded way to entertain an audience.

Likewise phils playing skyrin/GTA/Fallout for the 8th time with only graphics mods and a few mods that make the game EASIER is fucking retarded.



I was big into the DS1 mods . There are insane mods out there that make it a completly new game and other that change so much it feels like your replaying the game for the first time. Phil, of course, went with the one mod that basically just kept the game the same, added a bunch of items, and made the game slightly easier by buffing face tanking and adding stronger items/armor than the base game.

Like all things phil he puts in a LOT of work to do the least interesting thing he can.

The modded minecraft playthrough was insane for that. At first he only had a shader and a mod so he can play with a controller, then a dent gave him a pack with a shit ton of other mods and some QoL stuff.
He took ages installing it (by that I mean just dezipping the files) and apparently he fucked it up multiple times according to himself.

At the end of the day he didn't use any of the mods outside of the graphic mods. He could have built a reactor or anything but he's not curious enough to try things outside his confort zone.
It's the same for modding, I think any mods that changes drastically the game are too scary for him cause he can't be sure what he's getting into.

He has a really "2010" vision of video games. Back in 2010 having games running at more than 30fps and in HD was seen as something incredible, people were praising games for their realistic textures etc... You had people modding minecraft to make it less pixelated. Then once it became normal that games runs at 60 in 2k people moved on to something else. Phil never really evolved past that. He's still stuck in 2010 so of course he thinks putting an HD coat of paint on Darksouls 1 makes it a better game.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Holy fuck, he looks like a sleazy porno director with his hair like that. And just as obese.

If Phil is Jack Horner does that make D-Rich The Colonel?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Christ is hair from a top down view is so fucked it looks like he's wearing a geisha wig.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Phil says “the worst dessert” in today’s DSP tries it and says if he “was a Karen” I would post my review on social media and invite people to dog pile. nigger, you’re a Karen, is this part of the wheel Of irony idubbbz was talking about??