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aw, no borderlands? i was looking forward to beating uvhm before he managed to fumble through the main story.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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REMINDER that Phil installed a literal cheat mod for GTA IV that disables the police outside of scripted encounters.
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Nothing But Trouble is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life and I've never heard anyone I know who saw it (all three of them) say one good thing about it. Assembling some of the best comedians of the time only for Dan Aykroyd's awful direction to stick them up there on the screen just to shit it up and die slowly.
Such a weird reference for him to make. I bet phil actually enjoys it for the gross out gags and fat tard mutants alone. We're all guilty of enjoying childhood junk carried on the back of nostalgia but he really does have horrible taste in everything. The idea that anyone comes to him for reviews or informed opinions on anything..
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Playing devil's advocate here for a moment, but if it is single-player, frankly people should just be allowed to play how they wanna play. Skyrim with mods that make you overpowered as hell can be fun, if you want it to be. Using trainers on games you enjoy but aren't very good at for whatever reason is your own prerogative in my opinion. Naturally instead of saying it like that, Phil would choose the complete opposite route.
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It would be fair enough if Phail didn't swear up and down that he's a God Gamer and that everyone is lying about him being shit at games. It would be fair enough if he hadn't concretely hurt gaming by being the dumbest, lowest common denominator that devs make their games for now. Most importantly, it would be fair enough if he hadn't already beaten the game twice on console completely fair and square. It goes to show how much he regressed when he can't beat it a third time without using cheat mods and without resorting to cheat codes in the final mission. RE0 is a similar case, he managed to beat it back in the day on Hard, he was terrible, but he at least managed to beat it. Last time he tried playing he ragequit halfway through.
I used to watch a lot of let's players way back in the day, 10+ years ago, and yeah most of them were below average to slightly above average when it comes to gaming skill, but they took all their Ls in stride, they didn't pretend they were God Gamers, most importantly they were actually entertaining. As usual, it's his ego that completely fucks him over.
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Upon further ruminations I find the new Carry Over grift to be BULLSHIT.
Lets take the Silk Song goal for example. One person donated a bit of change towards that goal but ultimately it was the user Hollow Knight that forked over $54. Who is to say he would have recieved anyone else's money for that game? What if the majority ARE speaking with their wallets but get silenced because one fucking asshole decides to whale out? At least during Disco Elysium he had the self respect to not rely on the sole person who was donating. Now I hope Hollow Knight is wealthy enough to prop the Silk Song streams every stream. This is so nasty and I know I'm speaking as if Idon't know how greedy he is but... this sucks. It does.
Lets take the Silk Song goal for example. One person donated a bit of change towards that goal but ultimately it was the user Hollow Knight that forked over $54. Who is to say he would have recieved anyone else's money for that game? What if the majority ARE speaking with their wallets but get silenced because one fucking asshole decides to whale out? At least during Disco Elysium he had the self respect to not rely on the sole person who was donating. Now I hope Hollow Knight is wealthy enough to prop the Silk Song streams every stream. This is so nasty and I know I'm speaking as if Idon't know how greedy he is but... this sucks. It does.
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Playing devil's sandwich shop analogy
Imagine if you will a guy who is a regular at the bowling alley, and people come to watch him bowl. Imagine he's telling them all he's one of the country's top bowlers, he's the king of old school bowling, and the other bowlers are all fake little sissy bitches.
After this speech he goes to the front desk and demands they put up the bumpers for him, and the clerk says, "Sir we usually only do that for children," but he tells that booksmart clerk that this audience doesn't want to see him get gutter balls, they want to see him struggle and persevere, so the clerk dutifully puts up the bumpers. Now imagine every time he hits a pin he goes, "See dat? I knocked the pins down. Nuhu. Anyway guys if you enjoyed that split-"
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Sorry but I don't get it bro, I haven't seen a single sandwich mentioned in your analogy and I simply lack the mental capacity to understand an analogy if no sandwiches are mentioned.
It's crazy to me that after fighting to hit the goals for the new "DSP tries it" he already started talking about what they'll do for the next one and already had a menu to bring up with the items he wanted to order. Phil really is only excited and happy about fast food now, gaming is only a diversion and an excuse to get fast food for him now.
EDIT: Just wanted to add something else that was really stupid. At the end of his MGS play through, when Naked Snake was getting his medal, he said "There's no way that nose is real" but it's a video game, and none of the characters had real face models attached to them because it was all restylized art and character designs.
EDIT: Just wanted to add something else that was really stupid. At the end of his MGS play through, when Naked Snake was getting his medal, he said "There's no way that nose is real" but it's a video game, and none of the characters had real face models attached to them because it was all restylized art and character designs.
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- 27 de Abr, 2022
I mean, yes, my analogy does not work for Phil because his insufferable personality makes it impossible.
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Phillip: “The new goal system will take the pressure off you and we can just do DSP tries it when we hit 10.”
Also Phillip: “Guys, we’re going to have to hit double goals every stream between now and Wednesday if we want to eat a generic Big Mac on Wednesday like we wanted to! Also my wife doesn’t want to cook that day!”
Also Phillip: “Guys, we’re going to have to hit double goals every stream between now and Wednesday if we want to eat a generic Big Mac on Wednesday like we wanted to! Also my wife doesn’t want to cook that day!”
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Dsp really be the type of boomer faggot that if he had an actual business he would want his employees (dents) at Burnell enterprises™ to work full time, 7 days a week, no breaks, on site, handing him cash directly to his hand while simultaneously telling them to go work their 7 eleven job to keep the momentum rolling. He would boast about his "hard work" ethic while sitting on his ass all day shaking his tincan louder and louder every 10 minutes and complain he can't take any time off lol.
This retard really thinks people want to work 80% of their entire lives and not enjoy all the fun shit anyone could be doing at any given moment. Phil, If you can't do it, it's because you are a dumbass that can't handle your own financials and time (he is his own boss btw)
Stay broke, stay mad, cope and keep seething Dave.
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Now phil (closeted gay) is complaining about his viewership on his videos, no phil youtube is not affecting your content like everyone else right now...
It's due to how lazy you are! You literally put ZERO EFFORT into your content and just shit out early 2000's playthrough's as if that works anymore
Youtube has become more advanced in video making, and even when you were at your high, people like pewdiepie came in and shitted on you at playthroughs along with the garry mod youtubers, markplier, captain sparklez, seananners, tobicious or whatever.
These people had godlike charisma compared to you back than and a lot of them improved with time.
You did not, you do not cut your vids, only time you edit them is to take out begging moments, your also playing a bunch of games at once which makes the video order for playthroughs out of whack, usually a person would play one game, beat it, upload each part before moving onto the next game.
He's so mentally fucked in the head
It's due to how lazy you are! You literally put ZERO EFFORT into your content and just shit out early 2000's playthrough's as if that works anymore
Youtube has become more advanced in video making, and even when you were at your high, people like pewdiepie came in and shitted on you at playthroughs along with the garry mod youtubers, markplier, captain sparklez, seananners, tobicious or whatever.
These people had godlike charisma compared to you back than and a lot of them improved with time.
You did not, you do not cut your vids, only time you edit them is to take out begging moments, your also playing a bunch of games at once which makes the video order for playthroughs out of whack, usually a person would play one game, beat it, upload each part before moving onto the next game.
He's so mentally fucked in the head
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The only true thing he's said so far is that his views are down. Yes he had a spike. He was fucking crashing out. Now its lower because he's being smug. This rant is just another attempt at a spike. I fully believe he knows this rant will get eyed on it. But remember he isn't Mr. Views.
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Crazy how he considers himself a blue collar worker and insists that him sitting there is "busting his ass". He truly does believe that doesn't he? I think he has to keep up this facade in his head or his entire reality would crumble.
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I hope the dents realize they’re causing DSP actual harm by not contributing. The copecast was particularly pathetic today.
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Yeah sure play games however you want. I had an autistic friend in college who would play J style RPGs with the goal of farming 99 of every item, card, collectable, spell, etc. Id never tell him thats the wrong way to play, but if he wanted to be a streamer I would tell him thats a fucking retarded way to entertain an audience.
Likewise phils playing skyrin/GTA/Fallout for the 8th time with only graphics mods and a few mods that make the game EASIER is fucking retarded.
I was big into the DS1 mods . There are insane mods out there that make it a completly new game and other that change so much it feels like your replaying the game for the first time. Phil, of course, went with the one mod that basically just kept the game the same, added a bunch of items, and made the game slightly easier by buffing face tanking and adding stronger items/armor than the base game.
Like all things phil he puts in a LOT of work to do the least interesting thing he can.
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Sure, good crash out rant. But - will he get the views or will doody get them?
The way things are going, he is getting dog-walked by detractors when it comes to the algorithm, not even a juicy rant will help him.
The Daily Wrap usually does the trick, but the prestream stream rants clips are uploaded within 20ish minutes of happening, sometimes quicker.