DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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After the next day’s Silksong goal, the next step is keeping the money pot for the goal between streams on the same day. Will he go that route to get less money from the dents but still keep hitting goals?
 
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The best part of this trapped bench is he tries to go left and search for a secret area. There is one, but he has to jump to get in there, so he completely misses the lever to disable the trap. Chat tells him its a fake bench with no way to use it. It takes him 12 minutes to get back there after dying, and then someone tells him how to do it. Haha

His face when he finally figures it out:
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Most people say that's the look of someone who has to keep reminding themselves by saying they love their job, I say it's a look autists make when they go into shutdown mode and try to pretend the world isn't there reminding them how much of a punchable faggot polack they really are.
 
It always seems like we get some of the worst (best) moments and meltdowns from Phil when the rgb lighting is red. Red is the color of fire and Philip's seething rage. An exception would be the infamous eat it rant that happened in blue lighting.
 
Martys_not_smarty dijo:
Most people say that's the look of someone who has to keep reminding themselves by saying they love their job, I say it's a look autists make when they go into shutdown mode and try to pretend the world isn't there reminding them how much of a punchable faggot polack they really are.
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Edit: Don't know what happened. I was comparing Phil to Rei from Evangelion. Guess it got deleted.
Shon&Saunders666420 dijo:
It always seems like we get some of the worst (best) moments and meltdowns from Phil when the rgb lighting is red. Red is the color of fire and Philip's seething rage. An exception would be the infamous eat it rant that happened in blue lighting.
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I believe there was a psychology test done on rats regarding the colour of their enviornments and how it might affect their moods. Harsh colours like red tended to bring out more aggression. The same thing happens with clothing. Wearing certain colours can affect how people see you. This is tism. Long story short despite Phil's rage he's a fucking lab rat being fucked over by his RGB's. This is like Cobra's mead. Bro is killing his own brain cells in front of us.
 
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Balr0g dijo:
Plus if you watch HOW DSP plays Suikoden 2 you realize just how draining he is. I stated before but I am playing paralell to Phil (even missed one time because he ermergency flipped to Suikoden) and he is STILL behind me. I finished Greenhill yesterday and he hasn't even started that particular part yet. Instead he has done mostly recruiting (well you can do that but you can also do it in a more "natural" way and I have almost the same characters now except Meg who I missed). And he has almost 4 hours more on the clock to boot! (yes I know breaks and shout out but fuck me that is way too much)
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I was playing GTAIV along side him, and finished it 3 weeks before he did. Hes just so slow.
 
TheLastFrogger dijo:
I was playing GTAIV along side him, and finished it 3 weeks before he did. Hes just so slow.
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I cannot tell you how many times I've watched DSP play a game, got frustrated with him being retarded, started my own playthrough, and then completed the game weeks or sometimes months before him. This year alone I can think of Expedition 33, Lies of P (I actually did the base game + DLC before he finished the DLC), Doom Dark Ages, and MGS3.

Phil is the slowest man alive. It's not just him pausing to read/respond to chat or shoutouts or whatever, he has to comb every area slowly (not sprinting, opening map constantly, stopping to just rotate the camera around) looking for "secrets" and frequently gets lost. Phil is the only man I've ever seen get turned around in a literal hallway. He's gotten so much worse at navigating digital spaces recently that the sharp cognitive decline is actually pretty alarming.
 
Julia Chang dijo:
Phil is the slowest man alive. It's not just him pausing to read/respond to chat or shoutouts or whatever, he has to comb every area slowly (not sprinting, opening map constantly, stopping to just rotate the camera around) looking for "secrets" and frequently gets lost. Phil is the only man I've ever seen get turned around in a literal hallway. He's gotten so much worse at navigating digital spaces recently that the sharp cognitive decline is actually pretty alarming.
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This, it's not just that he spends too much time hands-off-controller yapping, begging and reading tips, he plays every game at an insanely glacial pace. I've already mentioned it many times but it took me about the same amount of time to 100% Yakuza 7, Yakuza Gaiden and Pirate Yakuza as it took him to just beat them, and I'm going off the game time that's written on the save file. For peepol who don't know, every Dragon Engine Yakuza game (so every single one since 6) stopped counting time spent in cutscenes, in the pause menu, in the in-game map and in menus for certain minigames as in-game time and he would usually pause cutscenes or the game when he was about to go on lengthy unhinged rants/begs. So, even with all that downtime not being counted by the game itself, he is still way too slow when he actually plays the game.
 
Phil isn't interested in any of these video games and just wants to run the clock out until its time to end the stream. You might as well argue that the walmart worker is stocking the shelves too slow or isn't mopping the floor in the most efficient way possible. Neither of them care enough about their work to do more than the minimal effort required until its time to clock out.
 
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The best part of this trapped bench is he tries to go left and search for a secret area. There is one, but he has to jump to get in there, so he completely misses the lever to disable the trap. Chat tells him its a fake bench with no way to use it. It takes him 12 minutes to get back there after dying, and then someone tells him how to do it. Haha

His face when he finally figures it out:
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Watching him sit on that bench, getting hit, sitting on it a second time, getting hit a second time, complaining about it then contemplating sitting on it for a third time for a moment is just peak Phil stupidity.
 
Coke Zero dijo:
Phil isn't interested in any of these video games and just wants to run the clock out until its time to end the stream. You might as well argue that the walmart worker is stocking the shelves too slow or isn't mopping the floor in the most efficient way possible. Neither of them care enough about their work to do more than the minimal effort required until its time to clock out.
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Yeah, I liken it to when I worked a shitty warehouse job that I hated and I would always tactically leave my forklift as far away from the toilet as possible, taking the most inconvenient route to it as possible and also made sure to spend at least 5 minutes inside, turning downtime that would usually take 3 minutes into at least half an hour.
 
Balr0g dijo:
Good thing he never got into SimRacing. can you imagine Phil in a heated race and then suddenly stops the car on the track to do shout outs?
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It kinda annoyed me that he got this 300$ wheel and didn't play anything but a dumbass truck sim.
He could've tried so many games, even Forza but that would make him rage and he's afraid of being clipped even though...

(He's clipped for ANY GAME HE PLAYS)
 
Not sure if I said this before or not, but the other day it hit me that maybe the lawsuit brouhaha from Phil was inspired by his boyfriend Dale. We now have visual proof that he's consuming LTG content, detractor or otherwise, Dale is very aggressive with his detractors and goes after them a lot (solely in terms of striking them on Youtube, not actual lawsuits), but that may have just been it.

Si vis pacem para bellum dijo:
Doody and SteveOfTheDead hand in hand, skipping into that woodchipper voluntarily.
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Don't talk about my nigga Steve like that he dindu noffin other than engaging in some severe autism
 
Jang Joo dijo:
Not sure if I said this before or not, but the other day it hit me that maybe the lawsuit brouhaha from Phil was inspired by his boyfriend Dale. We now have visual proof that he's consuming LTG content, detractor or otherwise, Dale is very aggressive with his detractors and goes after them a lot (solely in terms of striking them on Youtube, not actual lawsuits), but that may have just been it.
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Speaking of boyfriends wouldn't that be Triple P? I think he's imitating PPP and Low Tier God because PPP is actually funny and entertaining and LTG fuckups are legitimately funny to watch or hear about. None of DSP's streams or fuckups are funny or entertaining to watch to begin with and the only part remotely entertaining about him right now is when he goes berserk on fighting games.
 
The Penultimate Warrior dijo:
We were really denied some good content when he bought that wheel just to play Truck Sim. Even something like Forza Horizon would have produced a lot of salt.
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Can you imagine Phil play Mudrunner or snowrunner? I mean I would never expect him to touch games like rFactor 2, Le Mans ultimate or Assetto Corsa but he should use his toy for something. But this is Phil. He wastes money on gimmicks he thinks will bring in money and then tosses them into the bin uhm closet. Just think of the Vr Headset. Used it a bit then it was gone. Or the never used Green Screen that probably has fed detractors more then it did for Phil
 
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