DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RMQualtrough]

Well, those are some robust numbers. Very tangy

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That's how Mafia works.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Unfortunate in every aspect
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Average DSP dent. HES DENTED.

Edit: Herpes arc is here:
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Looking rough af.

I swear to fucking christ I saw that fucking hideous maw and thought "how much you wanna be he's a fucking lim.....GOD FUCKING DAMMIT EVERY TIME, FUCKING FUCK OFF INBRED EUROCUCKS" seriously what the fuck is in the water that these inbred loser fucks gravitate to the pollock?

 

[Lord_Point]

I watched a bit of DSP playing the new mafia. He went on this rant about how cursive isn't taught in schools. While I actually agree with him that its a cool thing that people should know how do, his argument was "what happens if the grid goes down?". Such a weird, boomer thing.

Philip, if the grid goes down, print handwriting will work just fine.

I would love to see DSP hand write somehting in cursive for the stream.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I swear to fucking christ I saw that fucking hideous maw and thought "how much you wanna be he's a fucking lim.....GOD FUCKING DAMMIT EVERY TIME, FUCKING FUCK OFF INBRED EUROCUCKS" seriously what the fuck is in the water that these inbred loser fucks gravitate to the pollock?

Not just euro-cucks, take accountability for your own as well lmao .
Here's the latest 5$

https://x.com/Slizzaght/status/1932221492776853955/video/1

https://www.youtube.com/@slizzaght/videos

 

[neger psykolog]

Maybe LTG should start calling Phil the "poor man's white LTG" Plus he would probably chew his hooves of whenever he sees himself in the mirror

A poor white man is just a black man.

I'm all for this interracial relationship Phil. Ebony and ivory.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Unfortunate in every aspect
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Average DSP dent. HES DENTED.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME TYPE?

 

[San Dimas High School]

A poor white man is just a black man.

I'm all for this interracial relationship Phil. Ebony and ivory.

It has been established:
1. DSP watches black mirror
2. There is a black mirror episode where 2 black guys have virtual sex with each other over street fighter
3. DSP repeatedly asserts LTG is gay
4. DSP doggedly pursues LTG over a period of years

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

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Oh my God this is literally designed like a timetable with a school notice board. Really shows what sort of audience he's targeting.

 

[Comma]

Imagine you're a streamer.

Now imagine you're a full-time streamer who's streaming for less than 200 viewers, with almost no one sending you donations.

What do you do?

• Have fun with the chat?
• Bring up some interesting topics to talk about?
• Include your viewers, like having them decide what your next decision in the game will be?

Or... instead you just don't do any of that, and do this?

1:36

Of course! It's what all successful streamers do!

• Beg for donations
• Blame the viewers for not interacting
• Complain about the game being boring
• Leave the stream for literally 15 minutes to take a shit
• Urge viewers to send you money while you're not there, taking a shit

And then, when you come back from being on the shitter for 15 minutes, how do you make it up to the viewers you just demanded money from?

• Thank everyone for sticking around?
• Be grateful for the donations that you did get?
• Tell some jokes?

Nope! Instead, you do this:

1:18

• Beg for donations
• Guilt-trip your current viewers into giving you money, because viewers from a previous, entirely different stream did not give you enough money
• Complain about the lack of people talking TO YOU
• Announce that you're taking a "real", longer break soon (because this wasn't a real break)

His incompetence at literally everything he does, is truly mind-blowing.

 

[Lord_Point]

Shall we speculate how DSP got herpes?

My guess is kissing young black boys.

Actually, case close. DSP got herpes from kissing black boys, this is a 100% true style fact. Good work mystery crew, we solved it!

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Shall we speculate how DSP got herpes?

My guess is kissing young black boys.

Actually, case close. DSP got herpes from kissing black boys, this is a 100% true style fact. Good work mystery crew, we solved it!

Maybe some flecks of shit got on his face when he moved the stove?

 

[Johnny Doxville]

This stood out to me as well. There is no chance in hell Phil would do this without a severe reason. Hell, even WITH severe reason chances are he'd refuse taking any action. Just remember how fucking autistic/retarded he is about everything in his life. Even the most simple task is a huge ordeal to him. Hell, even putting a nail into a wall is like a Herculean task for the person accusing others of being mouth drooling idiots. He is as far away from being a handy man as it gets.

The WaKhando got fumigated, I'm calling it now

 

[Lord_Point]

This stood out to me as well. There is no chance in hell Phil would do this without a severe reason. Hell, even WITH severe reason chances are he'd refuse taking any action. Just remember how fucking autistic/retarded he is about everything in his life. Even the most simple task is a huge ordeal to him. Hell, even putting a nail into a wall is like a Herculean task for the person accusing others of being mouth drooling idiots. He is as far away from being a handy man as it gets.

Fat Khat probably dropped a a cookie back there and used her retard strength to rip the stove out.

Or more likely, one of the fat retards dropped a phone back there.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Alotta pepul wanted to see Phil bitch about low support while he mispronounced Italian words?
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Lie better Phail.

Someone asked about his ant infestation last night. Phil said they moved the stove and discovered a gap in the floor. Wonder if they were having some work done. Or maybe the wall sharers finally complained about the smell and bugs coming from his middle unit. No way Phil is moving the stove with his puny arms.

Still trying to figure out what the week away was. Maybe their middle unit needed to be treated for insects and rodents. Dude has just been a complete mess since the week away.

Another lie. He now calls them 'pets'

The hysterical all-caps “NO PODCAST” but nothing about what he’s doing instead for those two hours.

Because everyone knows it's a BEGCAST.

The WaKhando got fumigated, I'm calling it now

That could also explain a no show week.

 

[Horned Rat Apologist]

I just thought I'd drop them here so people can see how the same thing gets discussed in another cows thread.

No the people that laugh at DSP are all deranged lunatics that have to be quarantined from the rest of the site lest the infect the rest of the upstanding KiwiFarms users with their brainrot. I mean Null would never lie to us would he...

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Fumigation is a theory that would fit the timeline. Estimates for them are usually 1-3 days, but can take longer to return. Phil obviously wouldn't admit to any of this and had to hide his frustration over lost income, but would slip hints over time, moving the stove is a good example.

I still don't believe they went to his parents' house.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Fat Khat probably dropped a a cookie back there and used her retard strength to rip the stove out.

Or more likely, one of the fat retards dropped a phone back there.

Ever watch the Goonies when Chunk threw the candy bar to Sloth and he tarded out so hard he broke the chains holding him to the wall? I get the same vibe from that fucking land manatee if she dropped her mash potato spoon behind the fridge.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

The Dents need to Hold the line and force The Dented King to lower the goal to 100. There Velcro Wallets can only take so much abuse.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

The Dents need to Hold the line and force The Dented King to lower the goal to 100. There Velcro Wallets can only take so much abuse.

he'd be able to get more writeoffs on fast food if he just bit the bullet and let stuff roll over stream to stream. he's leaving so many battlepass levels on the table by resetting it every stream.

 

[Twrx]

Waiting for him to bring back the spinning chair and toilet paper on his head goals.