DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I'll throw in a whole $20 to buy the place near the Snort Fort. We can turn it into an AirBNB for Dents and Phil Historians.

A new Fishtank with detractors as the contestants.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Everyone who's white on the East coast does that though. They're all Italian, everyone in Chicago's Polish, everyone in Ohio's German. If you sit him down he understands that he's not Italian, but that understanding isn't powerful enough to overcome the culture he was born into.

I'm an East Coast Polack surrounded by a majority of them, and it's not rare to see them do the same big shot Italian act Phil does. Everyone knows they're fake faggots, but I guess it's better than being seen as a Poor Dumb Polack. It's funny with Phil because the act is pointless.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I want to say fuck you snort hogan for the 17 fucking ads on this video.

Apologies in advance for the double post.

Don't leave us in suspense. What could it possibly be timed with?

According to Phil, Ozzy just finished his farewell tour, so it was the right time to die.

Will he say that when his parents are deceased?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

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I used Brave for a couple of days after uBlock was yeeted and it was very sluggish on my computer. So until there's a new uBlock i'll stick with Tor.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

A new Fishtank with detractors as the contestants.

I have been thinking about it. How hilarious would it be to rent the condo out to new dents every week. Every week, new dents knock on Phil’s door asking to hangout.

 

[Zjierb]

I used Brave for a couple of days after uBlock was yeeted and it was very sluggish on my computer. So until there's a new uBlock i'll stick with Tor.

Grayjay works great. I haven't tried the desktop client but the Android app works well and blocks ads pretty successfully in my experience.

 

[Free Jasper]

Big ups to whoevers set Burnell Productions as a sandwich shop on Google maps.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I really think that the Sopranos is ultimately the reason why Phil wants to call himself Italian. It was extremely popular when Phil was in his 20s and also took place in New England (one of the guys Tony is based off of is actually based in Danbury CT), so Phil saw it as a way to hook onto and elevate his coolness cheaply.

I can see someone vaguely Italian and desperate to be cool looking at Tony Soprano and uncritically deciding that's the kind of guy they want to be. What's kind of funny is that Phil shares a lot of Tony's more embarrassing shortcomings, so I guess he achieved his goal accidentally.

This makes a lot of sense, I can totally see that. His Italian is also on the same level of them (except the oldtimers): non existant.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Reminder: THIS MAN HAS A FINANCE DEGREE. Also, how in the absolute fuck can you not see how WWE Champions is gambling?

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[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Big ups to whoevers set Burnell Productions as a sandwich shop on Google maps.

What's that stupid mobile game where you buy virtual land to earn a penny of real currency every 100 years or some shit? That would put a twist in his voluptuous nipples to hear that someone had bought the hovel for 2 back to back 30 second ad plays.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Sopranos…took place in New England

Sopranos took place in North Jersey, a metaphorical world removed from New England. You can argue that New Jersey was familiar to Phil because it’s in the tri-state area along with CT and NY…if you want to sound retarded. Non-dents know that the tri-state area is PA-NY-NJ.

Enjoy prison.

 

[KevJ]

Reminder: THIS MAN HAS A FINANCE DEGREE. Also, how in the absolute fuck can you not see how WWE Champions is gambling?

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Isn’t there a way to spend X amount and guarantee whatever pull you want? That’s how his addict gin brain makes a statement like that without any sense of shame

 

[Zjierb]

Isn’t there a way to spend X amount and guarantee whatever pull you want? That’s how his addict gin brain makes a statement like that without any sense of self awareness or common sense

I can't speak specifically to WWEC but most mobile games have a "pity" system that will give you at least one of the focuses on whatever banner you're pulling. Most games have this at a stupid high margin, for example Genshin Impact's was 90 pulls (nearly $120) and even then there was a mechanic that meant you may not get what you wanted on the first pity pull. I would presume that WWEC has something roughly equivalent outside of events where you can outright buy JPEGs.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Reminder: THIS MAN HAS A FINANCE DEGREE. Also, how in the absolute fuck can you not see how WWE Champions is gambling?

What Phil does in Champions doesn't have any risk, though. He's spending x amount of dollars to get the highest level new meta card, and whatever he gets along with that is meaningless because he wastes a ridiculous amount of money so he gets more than enough either way. So, it's not gambling by definition. It's burning money for guaranteed worthless shit, which is worse. And Phil enjoys Champions so much because it's guaranteed winning. He just needs to spend all the dent money do to so.

 

[neger psykolog]

What Phil does in Champions doesn't have any risk, though. He's spending x amount of dollars to get the highest level new meta card, and whatever he gets along with that is meaningless because he wastes a ridiculous amount of money so he gets more than enough either way. So, it's not gambling by definition. It's burning money for guaranteed worthless shit, which is worse. And Phil enjoys Champions so much because it's guaranteed winning. He just needs to spend all the dent money do to so.

Well it does have risk or at least loss, it's like the Russian roulette of gambling! Every night DSP is basically shooting himself in his head when he plays WWE champions, it's literally worse and more horrific than gambling lol.

Whatever retarded bullshit rules he has in his head to act like it's not as bad as gambling when he has to make up lies about it all the time.

 

[Zjierb]

Well it does have risk or at least loss, it's like the Russian roulette of gambling! Every night DSP is basically shooting himself in his head when he plays WWE champions, it's literally worse and more horrific than gambling lol.

Whatever retarded bullshit rules he has in his head to act like it's not as bad as gambling when he has to make up lies about it all the time.

I would wager (heh) that he doesn't see it as bad as true "gambling" because you always get something. Whether that's the 900th Triple H or another copy of Macho Man he's still getting some level of dopamine for each pull. Gacha game addicts are simultaneously some of the most naive and degenerate gamblers there are. Phil has already experienced one of the worst outcomes in bankruptcy. The next worse would be divorce, which might not be that far away.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Of all the games for him to miss the goal I was for sure it would be Minecraft or Mario Kart or eventually ATS. I'm thinking the regulars did this on purpose so he would have room to play THPS

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Going by what TJ Gameboxx posts. There's still a couple hundred dollar difference in getting the best pulls or having to pay extra to get the best character. That's a whole day of goals he's gambling!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Did Phil ever meet Archimede Salvagno of Foggia?

The guy who passed on to Phil the dreaded Salvagno Thumb condition that's preventing him from becoming the world's greatest gamer?

Poor Phil, his aunt gave him gout and this guy killed his pro-gamer career before it even started.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Time is a circle

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