DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Hopefully Khet left and she can get her life in order like Pandalee did.
EDIT: I legitimately don't believe it's his parents because I really feel like he'd use their deaths to make money rather than actually take time away to process it. People forget he does not behave like a normal person, small inconveniences (like power going out) and perceived slights are major life events to him whereas he brushes actual serious happenings under the rug to try and "own the haters" by showing how perfect his life is and how mature/unaffected he is.
EDIT: I legitimately don't believe it's his parents because I really feel like he'd use their deaths to make money rather than actually take time away to process it. People forget he does not behave like a normal person, small inconveniences (like power going out) and perceived slights are major life events to him whereas he brushes actual serious happenings under the rug to try and "own the haters" by showing how perfect his life is and how mature/unaffected he is.
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Of course he had to clown around, but it was clear he was holding back his tears, something is up and he is hiding it.
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Yeah and than we can all ride unicorns in Fairy Land
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i fucking hate when he says this. literally nobody says "posting up" to mean posting except this alien fuck
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Yep the begging when he comes back is gonna be immense.
The current Kat situation is that he has to take her on daily walks during his day streams and she is so bad at cooking that she can mess up mac and cheese twice in one day and that there is tons of "behind da scenes" stuff going on with her health so anything could fucking happen with her if you believe DSP (lmao)
I could see him taking a day awf if a parent died then do a full day of cry begging but meh they are in better shape than he is. 3 days off in a row is pretty rare for him in recent times he used to do it a lot more during supercard days where he had to play 80 hours a week to rank.
Gonna laugh if it's just comcast/power issue and he is just being obtuse about it.
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I can imagine how fucked up Kat is. When she moved in to live with DSP, she was fit. I was shocked when I saw how fat she is right now. There are people who eat a lot to cope with anxiety, stress and depression.
It sounds weird when he has to go out for walks with her, sounds like she is a dog lol.
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why is this fat gouty polack faggot talking like the G-Man anyway?
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- 27 de Dic, 2021
I hope he doesn't return. Ever. Imagine lying to your mother about finding a real job and taking money for a honeymoon that will never happen because you lost the bitch years ago. If she's dead I hope she was surrounded by people who actually cared for her.
Thanks for the money, mummy! Cause thats exactly who you are. A dumb cunt who gave birth to me and got nothing out of it. Thanks. *swings arm* ACK ACK ACK
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If there was a death, he'd say so. His dents would send money his way anyways.
I think Fat Kat didn't enjoy that staycation, left a Dear John letter, and rolled outta town
I think Fat Kat didn't enjoy that staycation, left a Dear John letter, and rolled outta town
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FAT BITCH DIVORCE SAGA LETS GOOOOOO
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WHAT SHOULD WE ARGUE ABOUT WHILE PHIL IS OFFLINE?!
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Is Phil autistic or just dumb? (Lunacy)
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Is Phil an alcoholic? (Agree)
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The biggest dent in the Snortsphere (Islamic)
Get your votes in folks!
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I remember he said years ago his parents were dying. He asked for donations to go and see them back in Connecticut, then we found out he married Kat and his paypigs paid for that.
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He’s gone to visit his mommy.
She summoned him at the end of April but travelling then would reveal the DM leaks are real and give Kino/dirty detractors a W so he put it back a bit.
She’s got a year left, what’s a month or two?
He said it was unexpected so Tevin won’t break into his house or dirty detractors won’t look for him at the airport.
She summoned him at the end of April but travelling then would reveal the DM leaks are real and give Kino/dirty detractors a W so he put it back a bit.
She’s got a year left, what’s a month or two?
He said it was unexpected so Tevin won’t break into his house or dirty detractors won’t look for him at the airport.
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So did the Outage get resolved I just refreshed and nothing came up
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I just think he is dumb (maybe a bit autistic). He allowed greed to take over, he thought he would become filthy rich with YouTube. He burned a lot of bridges, like losing friends, going away from his family, spending money on a lot of dumb shit. Now he is paying the price of stupidity. He used to be popular, some 15 years ago, but it's been over a decade he is very much irrelevant. His "detractors" are the ones mostly keeping him afloat. He has very little legit followers. I thought he would wise up and give up on content creation to find a new job, but well, Phil wouldn't be Phil if he made smart decisions.
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I do wonder if Kino touched a nerve last night, and he’s attempting to do damage control in the worst possible way. Much like what he did with the DMs and Asston.
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Very unlikely it's a power outage, there was 1 briefly roughly in the Renton area. Plus, how would he have known at 8am, especially after a rough night with KC ripping on him.
It's usually something stupidly insignificant when drama e-girl Phil does this act.
It's usually something stupidly insignificant when drama e-girl Phil does this act.
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I legit do not know how Phil would act if his mom died, but I doubt it would just be some vagueposting like this.
Khet having some kind of medical issue would result in something comparable to the Leanna "give her a pill" episode, which was handled rather obnoxiously by Phil, so I also don't think that happened.
I've never been bullish on divorcecoin but I do concede it is possible, however I don't think Khet is gone entirely. Phil is bad at lying and I would imagine it would be easier to pick up on it if she legit wasn't there at all. The fact that there's even a debate about her being there or not is enough for me to assume she is there, most of Phil's "behind the scenes" stuff he attempts to obfuscate are fairly easy to see through (WWE Champions, bankruptcy, doordash spending, etc). The Jasper Kitty Visitation theory is funny but I chalk it up to Phil being weird about shit rather than anything serious.
Normally I would assume the most boring reality with Phil (like the power outage) but honestly the most damning thing to me of all is that Phil bothered to post this at 8:09am. Phil is up early in the morning, so whatever happened more than likely warranted this, meaning it was probably something actually out of the ordinary. I don't think it was anything I mentioned above for the reasons I explained, but I do think it was something more substantial than the shopping cart incident or a comparably retarded incident.
Khet having some kind of medical issue would result in something comparable to the Leanna "give her a pill" episode, which was handled rather obnoxiously by Phil, so I also don't think that happened.
I've never been bullish on divorcecoin but I do concede it is possible, however I don't think Khet is gone entirely. Phil is bad at lying and I would imagine it would be easier to pick up on it if she legit wasn't there at all. The fact that there's even a debate about her being there or not is enough for me to assume she is there, most of Phil's "behind the scenes" stuff he attempts to obfuscate are fairly easy to see through (WWE Champions, bankruptcy, doordash spending, etc). The Jasper Kitty Visitation theory is funny but I chalk it up to Phil being weird about shit rather than anything serious.
Normally I would assume the most boring reality with Phil (like the power outage) but honestly the most damning thing to me of all is that Phil bothered to post this at 8:09am. Phil is up early in the morning, so whatever happened more than likely warranted this, meaning it was probably something actually out of the ordinary. I don't think it was anything I mentioned above for the reasons I explained, but I do think it was something more substantial than the shopping cart incident or a comparably retarded incident.