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I’m watching the Memology video on the new air conditioner and the MELODRAMA around not having air conditioning for a few days at 78-82 degrees!!!! He is so fucking SOFT.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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anything below 34ºC / 93ºF doesn't even deserve to be called a "heat"-wave
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Every day this Metokur rant becomes more and more relevantEDIT: Holy shit. Kojima actually added a game journalist DSP-mode, allowing you to skip the bossfight if you die too often.
After dying 5 times (or so) in a row:
Game journalist baby mode bossfight Death Stranding 2 June27-2025.mp4
You just can't make this shit up, lmao.
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I feel like it comes in waves. its like an endless loop of the dents getting tapped out coming back getting tapped out coming back getting tapped out coming back. DSPs streams as a whole is like a really bad version of the movie groundhog day
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I'm sure it's not dents anymore; just weens. dents get tapped out in the beginning of the month, but weens have more money to throw around. look at today, one ween literally did a super chat with the name "kill yourself" thinking it was some big "4-D chess" troll move, but Phil ignored it saying "it was crude for someone to have that name" phil told someone to KYS last month and just accepted the money. glass tappers are his main source of income now and it's getting said with this low-tier shit trolling. it's like retards trying to make fun of other 'tards.
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
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It's crazy how he has 4 bathrooms for two people.
I forgot the absurdity of the WAKHANDO. He got a middle unit for a family and only put a horse and a menagerie in it.
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Isn't Kino Casino on a break at the moment? Maybe some of their dents / whales have decided to throw their money at Phil for reasons unknown. Nevertheless while I want to see panic beggar Phil more we all know that money isn't landing in some secret Kayman Island trust fund or something. No it's just polishing Scopely's quarterly revenue report. Phil can mask his "success" all he wasnts but in reality it has become a balancing act. If he looses the whale attraction he is done.
Btw I did a quick "Game journalist" search on tikTok and holy shit Phil is dominating that field. While there are the old classic of "Game journalist plays Doom (2016) or the infamous Cuphead tutorial Phil sits on Position 1. Hey what do you know? He IS on top for once
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The reason is clear: glass tapping. They’re trying to get some sort of reaction out of him.
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It's the upstairs bathroom shower thats connected to their bedroom I believe
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It was pretty wild to hear Phil defend his decision to not fix the bathroom.
“Why would I repair a bathroom when I have another one I can use?!”
Like some Section 8 ghetto nigger, he’ll just trash a bathroom until it becomes inoperable and move on to the next one.
And what’s really cray cray… He will seriously pretend that WE are insane for suggesting that buying a piece of crap ACKcessories instead of taking care of your house may not be a mahture, ahdult decision.
I’ll fucking bet you that fat khat and him just treat the house like locusts. Move from room to room as their hoard and damages make previous rooms unlivable.
“Why would I repair a bathroom when I have another one I can use?!”
Like some Section 8 ghetto nigger, he’ll just trash a bathroom until it becomes inoperable and move on to the next one.
And what’s really cray cray… He will seriously pretend that WE are insane for suggesting that buying a piece of crap ACKcessories instead of taking care of your house may not be a mahture, ahdult decision.
I’ll fucking bet you that fat khat and him just treat the house like locusts. Move from room to room as their hoard and damages make previous rooms unlivable.
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this is the same guy who replaced his ceiling fan because "it was ugly".
he doesn't make good decisions.
also, the bathroom has some type of leaking pipe in it since he said it has black mold. this is 100% against his HOA. However, the pig roach can't comprehend basic shit like "taking care of your needs before your wants". this is why he's a lolcow.
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Imagine if he really wants to refinance his khando and has someone comes in to evaluate it and then makes a full list of what needs fixing. Bonus points for "Fix this shit or we rat you out to the HOA!" He would go *Snort* "woah dude why did nobody tell me I have to fix shit?" Or turn into this submissive bitch like in his bankruptcy hearing. He was a little bitch. in that call. As Jaha said "He talks tough online but when confronted becomes quiet as a mouse"
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had to disable replies on the 2nd tweet lmao
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But he won’t splash out so he and his wife can fucking wash themselves at the same time. Nope, gotta rush-ship a device that only he will benefit from owning and using. I hope one of them gets covid and because they can’t isolate effectively the other one gets it and Phil spends his last days choking on his own blood.
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his twitter name changes are one of the gayest things he does. and what the fuck is that profile picture?
he literally cannot do one single thing right, even something as simple as choosing a profile pic
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Nobody says you suck and means it in it's entirety you fucking polack, we say you are a hack, unadapting, cookie cutter strats, a seal clubber, a gatekeeper and a stat padder.
WORLD OF TANKS ANALOGY TIME!!1!!!! Cause I loves me some world of tanks; Piggy is the sort of player with 10k matches in some broken no skill required tank like the E25 with a 8 skill per member crew where you're at the tier where you don't have to face any real competition and it's at that point where you still get the wetback thirdworld 42% winrate trash trickling in from freemium rental events and acts like he's hot shit.
WORLD OF TANKS ANALOGY TIME!!1!!!! Cause I loves me some world of tanks; Piggy is the sort of player with 10k matches in some broken no skill required tank like the E25 with a 8 skill per member crew where you're at the tier where you don't have to face any real competition and it's at that point where you still get the wetback thirdworld 42% winrate trash trickling in from freemium rental events and acts like he's hot shit.
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Thinner skin than his hairline
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Phil is a fucking idiot.
You don't run water pipes on outside walls. I looked at pictures of his house, and the bathroom he is talking about
He said they'd have to demolish the whole shower to fix it. Wrong. The shower faces the other way, there is a false wall where the plumbing runs up. To fix it, cut an appropriate size hole on the back, fix the leak, and repatch the hole. Simple.
I'm almost sure he doesn't know a cucumber is a damn pickle either. Everything has to be more complicated than need be, and actually having a contractor over to remodel his bathroom taking 2 weeks to fix would never happen. The snort fort can't be accessed that long
You don't run water pipes on outside walls. I looked at pictures of his house, and the bathroom he is talking about
He said they'd have to demolish the whole shower to fix it. Wrong. The shower faces the other way, there is a false wall where the plumbing runs up. To fix it, cut an appropriate size hole on the back, fix the leak, and repatch the hole. Simple.
I'm almost sure he doesn't know a cucumber is a damn pickle either. Everything has to be more complicated than need be, and actually having a contractor over to remodel his bathroom taking 2 weeks to fix would never happen. The snort fort can't be accessed that long
Shuma-Gorath
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Phil is the king of semantics.
"Phil you're not a pro-level player"
"Oh woooow, see, this guy says I can't play at all and that I'm terrible at every single game, that's what he said! See, I was curbstomping noobs and people that clearly can't play a game where I use every broken mechanic available, how can I suck?"
And of course, let's ignore how every time he's faced an actual player that uses the same strats as him he just gets demolished. Him using cheap tactics on old fighting games is totally different from people using cheap tactics on SF6. The fact is that Phil is exactly the kind of player he complained so much about when playing SF6: use broken mechanics and characters, only repeat what other players have posted in guides and never learn to adapt because the second anyone counters you you just cry about dropped inputs and rollback netcode.