DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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When he can't "review" a food without using the same three words/phrases every single time I dunno how he thought he could review fragrances. He's just not classy enough for it. While I find the idea of reviewing a cologne retarded in general I'd imagine the people who would want to see that would want to see a nice, put together guy who looks like he has a reason to wear cologne besides covering up his BO do it and not a greasy idiot in a hawaiian shirt that can't help but call everything robust and tangy.
 
So once again the dents whale out to reward so Phil can have his DSP tries it exactly on the day he wants it. Nothing changes day to day in the snortex and these dents seem to spawn out of nowhere to give Phil money
and this is why 90% of the time its nontent. Different day, same scenario. Gout groundhog day. Nothing he does or says is entertaining or funny unless its tied to "low support" sperg outs. Its actually wild to think detractors actually watch this boring trash.
 
Yeah, Phil's big on rules and regulations (for everyone else), people deserving to "go to jail" for whatever random offense like trolling him online. He even said if he didn't pay his own taxes he would "go to jail" like he was Capone or something. No way he's driving without a license.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. ouchie!
 
Doody might be the only one who might take a hit.
I may be misremembering, but isn't he retired and doing this as a side gig out of hatred/moral signaling? I'd be pissed if I lost a 5k a month grift but realistically even if Phil died he will move on unafected like the rest.
 
I think you hit the nail on the head with this. It's probably another thing he picked up from pro wrasslin'. The Rock isn't the only one who referred to himself by name (or well, wrestling name), there's tons of examples of wrasslers doing that while cutting a promo. One of the most famous parts of promos Hulk Hogan would cut would be "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULK HOGAN RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?"


What Phil has never understood when he cuts his wrestling promos is that heels only work when they are used to build up a babyface who gives them their comeuppance, or they actually have the skills to back up their shit talking in the ring.
 
What Phil has never understood when he cuts his wrestling promos is that heels only work when they are used to build up a babyface who gives them their comeuppance, or they actually have the skills to back up their shit talking in the ring.
Based on your name imma guess you know a thing or two about old school promos and there's one in particular that fits Piggys style to a T and it's from USWA in the mid 90's featuring the brother of Eddie Gilbert, Doug Gilbert and rather than do the whole you're jealous or I'm gonna wrestle circles around you he goes "Brian Christopher smokes crack (which he did) and Jerry Lawler molested a fourteen year old (which he was accused of but charges were later dropped from lack of evidence)".
 
His constant begging, reprimading and outright antagonizatiin of his viewing audience on top of creating fake emergencies and false senses of urgency allow for king dent, phil, to manipulate, lie to, and steal from his gullible and mentally unwell audience. All dsp fans, let me repeat, ALL DSP FANS, are autistic and or mentally stunted or unwell in some way shape or form. Phils cultivation and curation of his audience over two decades shows how tailored to this specific group of people his content is. Those that fetishize being talked down to, check. Those that cannot interact with minors, check. Those that cannot reliably be expected to handle thier own finances, check. Those that abuse thier mental illness in order to tax and strain the system, check. Truly sad.
 
This manchild is STILL assmad that people thought his retarded idea was retarded.

You know, maybe his fatal flaw was presenting himself as an expert. We can see his DNA unraveling as he reverts into some gelatinous lifeform. Even the most hardcore dent would laugh at the idea that he knows about cologne. But they might buy that he wants to learn about cologne...together with them....for hundreds of dollars in advance.
 
Here's a penultimate quote from another thread:
I will never understand these retards who say "I don't know this subject, I'm not familiar with it, but let me talk about it and claim I know better than the people who quite literally follow it daily". Even when you're showing a literal graph that shows a clear phenomenon, they still go "uuuuhhhh i dun get it". Is the average kiwi this fucking retarded?
For example, I know little about Boogie or Keemstar, but it would be pretty fucking retarded if I went to their threads and said "lol it's just a fat guy what's the big deal?" Maybe when you stumble upon page +6500 of a thread dedicated to someone, maybe there's a reason for it? Jesus...

Reminds me of the kinofags last year who clearly knew nothing about Phil and were flooding here with "DSP is cool he said so himself!". It was so funny how they fell for the KANG shit, actually started acting like Phil was hot shit and should replace Warski, but when the whole thing fell apart they suddenly went "uuuh we knew all along!" no you didn't you fucking disingenuous cocksuckers.
 
  1. Phil puts hoof in mouth and lies about the wheel.
  2. Gets called out in chat
  3. Bans person who mentioned it to prevent the unravelling
SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

Buying a wheel and pedal, accessories that are intended for serious sim racers, and instead using it for dull driving games...it's like buying a fightstick and using it exclusively for beat-em-ups.

You can use them in that way, but they deserve so much better.
 
I legit never met a heterosexual man who cares about cologne/perfumes. Most men i see just spray whatever smells nice after the shower and call it a day.

In other words... Phil wants to do another idea that sounds gay as f.
 
Here's the thing about that. Since he only has streaming as a source of revenue of course he has to use that money for his day to day life. Of course he uses that money to pay taxes. However if he has a bunch of slow streams he can always, ALWAYS, get another job. Its not like 10 slow streams automatically means he goes to prison. It doesn't automatically mean he can't get food for him, his cat, and his Kat. But the way he talks you would think it does. To him, getting an actual job is never an option. It hasn't been since 2012
"Fuck you. I don't put in any honest day's work. That's for suckers. Only suckers work a nine-to-five job. Tuh huh huh,." ~Philip Burnell

Not once did he consider they might be in a trade. No offense to anyone in a trade but that kind of work is perfect for the type of retard who whales for Phil. And it pays a lot. But this leech didn't even consider that. No. They myst have gotten lucky. No way can anyone work for their money.
Not to PL, but as someone that is in the trades, the majority of us detest people that beg/grift for their daily bread, mostly because we tend to have to put in significant effort to receive our own. This isn't 'jealousy', per se, but rather a disdain for those that consider themselves 'above' having to actually do work - which, last I checked, is a disdain those in that bracket feel mutually for those of us that do actually 'have to' work. From the years spent learning the trade in question, to the long hours and arduous demands, to the idea held by the majority of people that 'anyone' could do what we do - so why do we dare to charge so much money for doing it? Aside from management (another 'money for nothing' type career, in many of our views), people who do not toil, but expect remuneration for 'just existing' (UBI, for example) are repellant to us as a general rule.

TLDR, people who come by their money through great effort hold it in far higher value than those who did not. As such, tradespeople (such as myself) would be disgusted at the very idea of Philip Burnell's 'business', and would certainly not support it.

Also. Not only is it insane how quickly 1600$ gets memory holed but the fact that only 2 years ago he was thankful for $100 a stream means he's factually better off now with $150 a steam. Of course, in his mind he's in a new tax bracket but wasn't some Bill passed jn America that basically means all his money is his?
IMHO, as I've stated prior, people that expend great effort to procure their daily bread attribute much greater value to their dollars than someone that got it 'for nothing', as Phil does. This is further borne out by how cavalierly Phil (and similar fucksticks) spend the money they do get, and either don't consider the possibility that others have a much harder time coming by their money, or (more accurately) don't give a shit. These types of people tend to live by the ideas of 'easy come easy go', and 'crunch all you want - we'll make more'.
 
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