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Sounds like him coping he didn't hit the goal to me. Like I said the guys a literal retard making backwards ass decisions in Phil's world up is left and down is right.
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Sounds like him coping he didn't hit the goal to me. Like I said the guys a literal retard making backwards ass decisions in Phil's world up is left and down is right.
Puerile Burger
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The amount of pure schadenfreude crammed into that one, single heavy sigh as he bitches about low support on Kick is so incredibly delicious.
strandedcastaway
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Yeah, Phil's big on rules and regulations (for everyone else), people deserving to "go to jail" for whatever random offense like trolling him online. He even said if he didn't pay his own taxes he would "go to jail" like he was Capone or something. No way he's driving without a license.
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Oh, Phil. You’re not the Bassmaster. You’re the big fat old lunker chasing after every shiny thing that flits in front of you. You’ve been prey since you were squirted out.
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Phil (a self-declared 'logical thinker') is, in fact, the poster child for the Problem of Induction.
"Yesterday I wore a hat and I made $100;
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Anyone going to be surprised that when he plays Onimusha 2 he'll know EXACTLY what gifts to give to the companions for maximum effect?
The Penultimate Warrior
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Should we take bets on who is going to get him to 300 on the morning stream? Ndo is a good bet for at least 100, Lisa Lou has suddenly reappeared so "she" could give another 100, and there's the ever reliable Anon to round it off.
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It truly does feel like things are going to reach an inevitable breaking point pretty soon. He has worn out his attention and even though it has been ages since we've seen an "emergency stream" I kind of think he won't do them anymore unless really, really forced into it because he revealed he wasted money on WWEC and was trying to act like he was independent while riding off of KC's fans supporting him.
The begging is truly off the scales right now, never seen anything like it. And I don't even watch his streams, just follow here and some people like poem on Twitter.
We must surely be at peak beg right now? Like has it ever been this bad before?
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Phil playing horror games is a borefest.
because he has to pretend he's MANLY MAN WITH BIG BALLS WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF JUMPSCARES everytime he plays one. I have seen school children with a less autistic idea of what a real man is lol.
because he has to pretend he's MANLY MAN WITH BIG BALLS WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF JUMPSCARES everytime he plays one. I have seen school children with a less autistic idea of what a real man is lol.
Mature Adult
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$100 from NDO
10 subs from Ur Future Stepdad
$75 from Lisa Lou
$25 Superchat from guitarplayer
$30 from small SCs from larpers/dents
$20 fake tip at the end to hit goal
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- 13 de Jul, 2017
Started a thread to discuss DSP's current financhu crisis: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/peak-beg-june-2025.221969/
Ironicly, Phil couldn't pay his taxes and that's why he's on a payment plan. You don't go to jail for not being able to pay your taxes, you get jailed for refusing to pay your taxes. That's what got Capone, 22 charges of unreported income over four years that he could have paid, but lied about earning so he didn't pay.
Nope, my thought process is that when he's interested in adding a new game to his streams, he's already searched up which one is the easiest to beat and the easiest way to beat it.
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Here's the thing about that. Since he only has streaming as a source of revenue of course he has to use that money for his day to day life. Of course he uses that money to pay taxes. However if he has a bunch of slow streams he can always, ALWAYS, get another job. Its not like 10 slow streams automatically means he goes to prison. It doesn't automatically mean he can't get food for him, his cat, and his Kat. But the way he talks you would think it does. To him, getting an actual job is never an option. It hasn't been since 2012
Even his rant the other day asking where his whales get their moneyhe said
-they have rich parents
-they struck oil
-they have crypto
-they hit the jackpot in lottery
Not once did he consider they might be in a trade. No offense to anyone in a trade but that kind of work is perfect for the type of retard who whales for Phil. And it pays a lot. But this leech didn't even consider that. No. They myst have gotten lucky. No way can anyone work for their money.
Also. Not only is it insane how quickly 1600$ gets memory holed but the fact that only 2 years ago he was thankful for $100 a stream means he's factually better off now with $150 a steam. Of course, in his mind he's in a new tax bracket but wasn't some Bill passed jn America that basically means all his money is his?
Ardath
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He also said he was hoping to hit 300, so reality is anything he needs it to be.
The Penultimate Warrior
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Almost instantly a brand new account shows up with a blank message to hit a goal. Like clockwork.
Comma
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Same person who SuperChatted 20 Euros yesterday during the shameless stalling and begging segment.
Anyway; at least one more stream of Onimusha 2 has been secured before gameplay even started, and the money buff has been activated. Expect a lot of DSP trying to be "funny" (while being extremely cringe), yelling, goat-laughing, mocking Asians (because he hates them) and probably some singing. In other words: an even more unwatchable stream than usual.
EDIT: Yep, there he goes, like clockwork...
He has lost almost 40 viewers within the first 15 minutes already. People are noping the fuck out. Though I can see people like Jayde genuinely laughing and clapping their hands.
EDIT: Alright, I don't have the
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Just to go on a record again. You are a homosexual to pay a man to eat food in front of you. You will never convince me other wise. You can't even defend yourself by saying no I'm not cause your actions speak differently, men don't pay other men to eat in front of them unless it's a homosexual fetish and you deserve to be scammed out of your money by every street shitting pajeet, to even have Philip Burnell bully you out of your money thru a computer screen, pathetic.
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- 18 de Mayo, 2021
The pig is fed and the entertainment is dead. It's all cornball cringe and Pig oinking about Japanese names. Thanks for everything as always, dents.
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It never ceases to amaze me that Phil doesn't know what kind of games his fans want after 15 FUCKING YEARS of live-streaming video games in front of an audience of wheelchairs. Someone gives him a game, he plays like fucking dogshit, then turns around and blames the chat because they aren't donating. Charismatic streamers can even make fishing games look fun, DSP just can't do it. He can't hold a crowd, he can't strike up a conversation or bring up current events. He can't focus on topics that aren't about himself or his detractors. So instead the wheelchairs get a few minutes of some of the worst gameplay ever known to mankind, followed by endless begging. But if you're retarded enough to donate to this truffle pig, then I suppose they're getting what they deserved.
Yeah, no, of course not. They're going to donate regardless, and this whole notion that these retards are going to have a come-to-Jesus moment and realize that Phil is an abominable piece of shit and leave is never going to happen. Thing is, they already know that. The dents know how Phil treats other people, but as long as they donate, he doesn't treat them like that, and that's all they care about. They donate to Phil on their own, but are obviously groomed to jump when Phil says jump. And that comes from years of Phil browbeating his audience to submission with constant gaslighting and lies. And they're stupid enough to believe it every single time. If they're still watching Phil outside of restreams, then they're lost causes. Just more dents to point and laugh at.
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1. Play games
2. Have fun
Two rules to live by.
2. Have fun
Two rules to live by.