DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Son of Big Boss]

Phil losing Kick partnership because he keeps attempting to scam them out of an additional $8 would be the most Phil thing ever.

Dude do you know how many extra Hogans you can pull with $8 a day?
It's a lot.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

i have an irrational fear of heights like really bad dood so i probably wouldnt join the air force" probably not any branch nigga lmao

Lol there's only two ways you get into the air force 1. You're related to an active duty higher up 2. You got a bachelor's in one of the stems, you dont get to fly multimillion dollar hardware with a one year business degree.

 

[drtonysimp]

Another last minute Qween's purse filling overtime stalling/Hail Mary Guilt Trip segment, where the adult virgin Lance Catamaran finally took out his velcro wallet and gave the money that Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell was owed by his ungrateful viewing audience.

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Because DSP is an entitled ingrate he also took Lance Catamaran's embarrassing display of parasocial findom as an opportunity to chastise the YouTube dents for not giving him money this stream.
Now for me, the most important part of this disgusting segment was this bit.



So he probably has untreated hypertension. And it's probably pretty bad if his blood pressure rising from the not very stressful activity of playing online matches in Capcom vs SNK 2: Mark of the Millenium 2001 gets his vision to go blurry. It's not like he's playing while on stage at EVO, he's sitting at home playing games in his pjs.
Though if I were a betting man, I think it's going to be alcoholic cardiomyopathy that's going to do him in.
I guess what I'm saying is that the future is in Health Coin.

The Grift Continues . . .

your blood pressure has to be super high to actually feel high blood pressure, that's why its referred to as the silent killer. most people never realise they have hypertension until they get tested at a gp. if your blood pressure is so high that its causing blurry vision its over.

 

[BlastMonk]

if your blood pressure is so high that its causing blurry vision its over.

Assuming he's not lying or just exaggerating, how over is it? Is the pig gonna keel over in the near future?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Regarding the pc burning. If i remember correctly, he has water cooling right? Well if he doesnt clean the pc, i think we might see the cpu catch fire.

"How am i supposed to know that you gotta clean your pc!?, shouldnt the computer tell me!?"

Also remember that both of his new PCs are 14th gen Intel, which have a delightful little habit of frying themselves due to voltage issues (and chip oxidization), unless you of course patch the BIOS. I am 100% confident that Pig did not bother fixing either of his PCs as we see just how pissy he is with WIndows updates, which are automatic and require literally zero work from people to update.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Also remember that both of his new PCs are 14th gen Intel, which have a delightful little habit of frying themselves due to voltage issues (and chip oxidization), unless you of course patch the BIOS. I am 100% confident that Pig did not bother fixing either of his PCs as we see just how pissy he is with WIndows updates, which are automatic and require literally zero work from people to update.

There is zero chance Phil went out of his way to update BIOS. It requires restarting, flashing, having some know-how and most importantly, a realistic chance everything could fuck up even if you do everything correctly. There's higher probability Phil doesn't know how to get into his BIOS.

 

[PieceofShet]

Anyone has the clip for the being bad at confrontation? I might have scrolled past it but im just a fucking immature little kid.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Well last mention of the BIOS was 2 months ago when avowed was giving him warning messages when booting up...

I doubt he'll do anything about it and he'll probably blame the PC manufacturer for when it'll happen.

I hope a new game forces his hand and refuses to boot unless the patch is applied.

What's funny is how he tends to never turn off any of his electronics which is making the whole fried chip situation worse in the long run.

As we speak, both of his computers' CPU are slowly permanently frying away.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Dude really thinks the navy just fucking swims everywhere

In pigroach logic: if you don’t like swimming you can’t join the navy!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Anyone has the clip for the being bad at confrontation? I might have scrolled past it but im just a fucking immature little kid.

4:03 in case the timestamp won't work.

 

[Pargon]

In pigroach logic: if you don’t like swimming you can’t join the navy!

I love and approve of this logic. Sorry boss, can’t work with a tranny, they freak me out. You’re gonna have to reassign them.

If only everyone’s problems could be solved with “it’s yucky, don’t like it, not gonna do it”. Maybe Phil’s had it right all along and we’re all idiot schlubs. Again.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Well last mention of the BIOS was 2 months ago when avowed was giving him warning messages when booting up...

I doubt he'll do anything about it and he'll probably blame the PC manufacturer for when it'll happen.

I hope a new game forces his hand and refuses to boot unless the patch is applied.

What's funny is how he tends to never turn off any of his electronics which is making the whole fried chip situation worse in the long run.

As we speak, both of his computers' CPU are slowly permanently frying away.

Even if both his PC’s explode overnight this wouldn’t be nearly as big of a deal for Phil as it would be for you or me. He’d just go on amazon and order the biggest, gaudiest, RGB-infested eLIt3 gaYm3R shitbox available and use it as an excuse to go into beg overdrive.

And he’d do it with a giant shit-eating smile on his face the entire time, because if nothing else he loves burning money.

 

[Pargon]

And he’d do it with a giant shit-eating smile on his face the entire time, because if nothing else he loves burning other people’s money.

ftfy

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

so he is one. I've notice weens have a tendency to donate just enough to hit the goal and that's it. I guess they think it's trolling him and making phil feels worthless over them controlling his life; however, phil is too stupid to understand this, so it will never going to harm him. donating to a lolcow makes you one; remember that, Dents and weens

getting off on controlling phil thru $ is some sad ass shit. Brainless idiots never realize the less $ he gets the better meltdowns and content we get. $10 a stream for weeks would produce some of the best content youd ever witness, from phil or any lolcow for that matter.

"You don't handle confrontation that well" a dent rightly says as DSP proceeds to call the dent a mouthdrooler, proving the dent correct. You can't make this up, I genuinely struggle to believe that he is this devoid of self-awareness

Its hilarious af DSP called the dent a mouthdrooler because its true. Dent stating the obvious like the retard they are while getting called a mouthdrooler for giving dsp $. ATP Phil is based af.

 

[Lord_Point]

I think the best part about the army recruiter story is that hes so socially retarded, hes doesnt even realize he looks like a complete fucking buffoon for telling it.

Even if everything he said is 100% true, it still means he made a giant life choice based 100% on some random person saying an inoffensive one liner that peeved him.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Exactly. As soon as Phil ends stream i bet he does one of those evil cartoon hand rubs and says how amazing of a social engineer he is. He hates and looks down upon anyone who gives him money

1000%. He could give 2 fucks about his dents because even his retard ass knows how weird and pathetic his dents r.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

getting off on controlling phil thru $ is some sad ass shit. Brainless idiots never realize the less $ he gets the better meltdowns and content we get. $10 a stream for weeks would produce some of the best content youd ever witness, from phil or any lolcow for that matter.

A few weeks ago, phil went three streams without making the goal. He was freaking out. He was shaking like an opioid addict going through withdrawals. He was begging like a crack whore. That shit was funny. I don’t understand why people think they’re okay “4-D chess” with Phil over being his pay pig. He doesn’t care and can’t understand how his whole life is controlled by a few weens. Phil has the critical thinking of a five year old with downs; you can’t use these “advanced” troll tactics with a guy who can barely do basic math.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail toe-marching would be priceless.

 

[Pargon]

A few weeks ago, phil went three days without making the goal. He was freaking out. He was shaking like an opioid addict going through withdrawals. He was begging like a crack whore. That shit was funny. I don’t understand why people think they’re okay “4-D chess” with Phil over being his pay pig. He doesn’t care and can’t understand how his whole life is controlled by a few weens. Phil has the critical thinking of a five year old with downs; you can’t use these “advanced” troll tactics with a guy who can barely do basic math.

That’d probably drop if the dents stopped receiving attention from detractors, since Making People Mad on the Internet is a global autistic neverending free-for-all and there are humans(?) out there who think making them mad is more funny than Phil sweating through his black begging shirt, worrying that he won’t make fucking $1500+ a week

If you are sending Phil money you should be taking some time for self-reflection, but if you’re doing it while you’re pulling in less than $4500 a month, which I’m confident is “everyone” or the closest possible statistical equivalent, then you are diminishing yourself for the benefit of someone who hates you and if that isn’t something that makes you cum you should probably stop.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Phil is immune to troll tips.

giving $ to "troll" phil. You played yourself. Thats like paying $100 to get punched in the face.