DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LilypaCastsUpper]

The fact that he’s bringing up how only HE will decide when he hangs up the streaming spurs

How is he in control of that? If nobody buys sandwiches in your sandwich shop, and you have no savings (he doesn't), then the decision is made for you. It's over.

This is what I was saying about maybe him reading "The Secret" because he talks about being "the master of my own destiny." I think he might be a superstitious person who thinks that can magically will things into existence. That will make it all the more funny when his delusions crash into reality.

They really are soulmates.

You think if he's forced to move back in with the parents in CT (a likely scenario imo), will she come, or is that where they will break it off?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

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[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Almost feel bad for kat, but even panda wasn't stupid enough to marry phil , based panda Lee.

 

[Puerile Burger]

If she ever gave a shit

Khet has much more agency than a lot of detractors giver her credit for. Based on her actions when dealing with Subaru Man, she was able to handle herself just fine. Hell, she even bought herself a brand new dildo immediately after dumping him to celebrate.
She's a lazy self-absorbed retarded cunt and she deserves her life. She does not give a shit. She has no ambitions whatsoever. Her apathy is only eclipsed by Phillip's. You only have to look at how she let herself go after they got married. She's completely content working part-time retail until her heart finally gives out. She will stay with Phil in their loveless living arrangement until it's no longer convenient for her. Fuck Khet.

 

[FamicomGorby]

How is he in control of that? If nobody buys sandwiches in your sandwich shop, and you have no savings (he doesn't), then the decision is made for you. It's over.

This is what I was saying about maybe him reading "The Secret" because he talks about being "the master of my own destiny." I think he might be a superstitious person who thinks that can magically will things into existence. That will make it all the more funny when his delusions crash into reality.

You think if he's forced to move back in with the parents in CT (a likely scenario imo), will she come, or is that where they will break it off?

Gonna guess no since Khet is a potato and being fat is unlikely to be able to hook another sucker like Phil if she ever left.

I wonder if Phil has ever counted up how much his real adult marriage larp has cost him over the years. Like how Ethan Ralph has two keeedz that he never sees to own the internet, that have just ended up costing him tens of thousands of dollars, Khet is basically a net drain on him since she probably keeps whatever meager money she makes for herself. Think of how many WWE Hogans he could have pulled for what he's spent on her in the last six years!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I wonder if Phil has ever counted up how much his real adult marriage larp has cost him over the years. Like how Ethan Ralph has two keeedz that he never sees to own the internet, that have just ended up costing him tens of thousands of dollars, Khet is basically a net drain on him since she probably keeps whatever meager money she makes for herself. Think of how many WWE Hogans he could have pulled for what he's spent on her in the last six years!

I doubt the big bitch is gonna get piggy into a snafu that's even half as bad as Ethan Ralph's situation, where his baby mamas (and multiple other people) will serve him legal papers as soon as he goes to the states they live in. From what I remember he even has outstanding warrants for his arrest meaning that he's de facto banned from going back to the US now... unless he wants to be served/arrested of course.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I doubt the big bitch is gonna get piggy into a snafu that's even half as bad as Ethan Ralph's situation, where his baby mamas (and multiple other people) will serve him legal papers as soon as he goes to the states they live in. From what I remember he even has outstanding warrants for his arrest meaning that he's de facto banned from going back to the US now... unless he wants to be served/arrested of course.

Ralph's warrant is unrelated to his custody battles, it's from restreaming a court zoom call in MN. Putting that aside, Ralph's spent tens of thousands of dollars in attorney's fees child support payments, and travel just to see Xander for an hour maybe every couple of months.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

So, what happens if Phil just doesn’t hit his goals anymore? I know that I’ve said in the past that I want him to do this until the day he dies and that the whales deserve to burn their money on this idiot. Does he quit streaming? Move back in with his parents? Get a… job? This may be stupid but a murder suicide with his fat wife and cat isn’t too great a flight of fancy for me. If shit starts falling apart because of his miraculous 15 years of luck running dry, he really might break down and become desperate.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

So, what happens if Phil just doesn’t hit his goals anymore?

I think Phil will be like our boy Hemingway streaming to 10-20 viewers while he still believe he is one of the strongest people on earth.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Khet is basically a net drain on him since she probably keeps whatever meager money she makes for herself.

Yea, she scammed him. She told him she likes to cook and clean but she really just likes to eat and guild quest.

This may be stupid but a murder suicide with his fat wife and cat isn’t too great a flight of fancy for me

He will leave a note claiming a "family annihilation" like Chris Benoit but it will just be a fake cat family annihilation, lol

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So, what happens if Phil just doesn’t hit his goals anymore?

he kind of fucked himself over with his political shit. he has a dedicated group of dents willing to go into debt to support him, but they left once he got into political shit. I think he will be able to live with some downies giving him money for a bit, but it wont last long. I can see him focusing on political shit to get money, but I doubt he will get much from it. He might be screwed now. lol

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

THIS MAN CANNOT BE THIS FUCKING STUPID. THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY.

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[FamicomGorby]

He will leave a note claiming a "family annihilation" like Chris Benoit but it will just be a fake cat family annihilation, lol

Phil will threaten to put Jasper down if he doesn't get dem tips

THIS MAN CANNOT BE THIS FUCKING STUPID. THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY.

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You should know by now that there is no bottom to the depths of Phil's retardation.

 

[johnkimble123]

I knew him getting into potlics was going to kill him. him ball washing trump like other right wing youtube grifter, is just going to turn people off. people were saying they didn't want him to get into this, and he ignore him and wanted to rip off his pedo buddies, Kino casino. ffs he doesn't even vote and he to look up who was trump's vp. now, he's down to like four people who donates. he's fucking himself over

Ball washing Trump while LARPing as a "centrist both sides are bad" guy

I mean the fact that she never seems to get hours when it's busy is fucking telling, they don't want her fucking shit up, the only exception seems to be Black Friday but that's when stores literally need all hands on deck.

He admitted the other day she's not even working Black Friday... take that for what you will...

 

[Coke Zero]

THIS MAN CANNOT BE THIS FUCKING STUPID. THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY.

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Why is he dressed like a holocaust prisoner today?

 

[GameratePTSD]

Why is he dressed like a holocaust prisoner today?

The Boy in the Zelda Pajamas

 

[Comma]

Nightbot holding the fort again.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil will threaten to put Jasper down if he doesn't get dem tips

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I can see him using jasper's health as a way to get cash.

"you guys, Jasper has cat cancer. HE'S DYING!!! so, please, tip me as much as you can. please, Jasper is DYING!!!!!!!!"
*week later*
"what are you talking about? I never said anything about jasper dying. get banned, troll. hack hack hack hack hack"

 

[strandedcastaway]

So, what happens if Phil just doesn’t hit his goals anymore? I know that I’ve said in the past that I want him to do this until the day he dies and that the whales deserve to burn their money on this idiot. Does he quit streaming? Move back in with his parents? Get a… job? This may be stupid but a murder suicide with his fat wife and cat isn’t too great a flight of fancy for me. If shit starts falling apart because of his miraculous 15 years of luck running dry, he really might break down and become desperate.

You guys are jumping way ahead. He had two huge months during the KC arc and he's going to make more this year than last year. He's still going to make well over $100,000 this year. While he spends like crazy, he also never goes anywhere or does anything. I think he'll stream to the bitter end. Hell, he's already said he wants to refinance his house to get additional money to spend. In the end that will destroy his one asset, but making $100,000 and then a similar amount in home financing? He can go on forever like that.

 

[Digger10]

Phil will threaten to put Jasper down if he doesn't get dem tips

He'll be all "GIVE ME TIPS OR I KILL THE BUNNY!"