DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Old Tonto]

Where are they anyway? Annual holiday? How can they afford weeks of not streaming when our boy cant have 2 days in a row?

As a guess, they're probably not spendthrifts? Though I am a bit amused at the thought of Warski telling the tax man to Stay... the fuck.... Baaaaaack!

Phil clearly cant recognize how bad the last week was for him. The joon documentary made him look really bad, his reactions to it made him look worse, admitting to wwe champions made him look like a piece of shit, and the craig interview was an absolute disaster for him. The sperging out about ltg today was just the icing on the cake.

I have not seen anyone this determined to refuse to admit defeat in anything aside from a Monty Python bit. I get the guy's a headcase, but even speds run out of gas running headfirst into the fucking wall, eventually.

Remember right after the Craig interview? He was cutting the sickest promos about how no one gives a fuck that he has been lying about fucking everything, all the shit in the Joon doc and then the WWEC admission. No one gives a fuck, keep the coffers filled, the king's streak needs to continue!

It'll be even worse when he tries to get an apology out of Joon and fucks that up, too. However, by then I figure he won't have much of an audience left to cut promos to anymore. Of course, this will be our fault, too. God knows it can't be his, right, Phil?

Man, it's all just really embarrassing.

You can't be embarrassed if you don't have any dignity, and Phil has proven time and again that his 'moral code' begins and ends with a dollar sign.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

First Mufasa now this, I don't feel good guys.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

Anyone have an ETA on the tips goal going back down to $50? Hope PPP and Warski check their emails before then.

This is the real question. I say we spend about the next two months demanding 150 king’s tithe every stream. He will then proclaim the bit has become lame and run its course, more of a chore than anything. Tiered goals will be reinstated, possible deletions of the “king’s” portion of the leaderboard. I would estimate sometime in the next six months he goes back to humbly asking for a mere 50 shekels a stream. These things can be hard to predict though, especially in the current arc.

 

[Digger10]

This blows. Today is just a bad day... James Earl Jones passes away, the king streak ends, what else is going to happen?

Well, Harvey Weinstein got taken in for heart surgery. Does that make up for it?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

any bets that he gets a totally real anonymous $90 tip during the break and the streak is still on?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil clearly cant recognize how bad the last week was for him. The joon documentary made him look really bad, his reactions to it made him look worse, admitting to wwe champions made him look like a piece of shit, and the craig interview was an absolute disaster for him. The sperging out about ltg today was just the icing on the cake.

Retrospect it's like a last desperate attempt to drum up drama so KC people will donate and as the game went on, he started to hate it.
And not a lot of begging going on during it despite the fact the streak was ending really badly with $60.

I think he knew it was over possibly from no one telling him they will show up to FILL THE KINGGGGGGGGS COFFERS.

 

[Jang Joo]

I'm baffled at that LTG rant. He probably knows it on some very deep, instinctual level but it's like looking in a mirror, damn near everything Phil said about Dale is true of himself.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Doody Clipped the end of the Court Jester Streak.

For anyone who isn't aware of what happened, his pre-stream was just him trying to start drama with LowTierGod. Then when it came to gameplay, he went back to playing Black Myth Wukong. For anyone unfamiliar with how Phil plays games like this, he does cheese builds and bangs his head against the brick wall until it finally crumbles. It's not about entertaining gameplay, it's just about having background noise on that people throw money at.

Well, today, he was raging pretty hard at the game and didn't hit the 150 he expected. The show ended with him complaining about how the game killed the streak and he was Wagequitting it, cause it's the busy gaming season!!!! Just like with the vest streak, he stalled majorly at the end hoping a final tip would come in, which has been happening a few times this last week.

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[shekelshoah666]

Hmm... dents ask for less drama... talk about drama non fucking stop on stream... dents leave stream and goal isn't hit.

He did nothing wrong in fact he did everything correct

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

One missed goal and he's already tweaking like a crackhead on the night stream. The Felted King.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LMAO, if dents restart the streak tonight it'll be a 'fuck you' to detractors. I thought you weren't about monetizing hate, dood.

 

[PieceofShet]

He will restart the streak, he said if he reaches the goal, that would be the "ultimate fuck you to detractors".

But please Craig, dont monetize the hate.

EDIT: LOL someone asked him if he will still do that feasting with the king, he said NO, the streak ended. 1 minute later he said if he reaches the goals this week, he does it. LMAO.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“No! The food was for the 50 STREAK GOAL! What’s the point of having it? Hahahahahaha”

 

[Corner Demon]

Alright KC tourists, if one of you faggots don't tip 200$+ you're letting the dentractors win, show your daddy how much you love him

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I'm already pre-felted, hitting $150 would fucking ruin my life tonight

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Holy fuck he is unhinged. Absolutely demanding tips to own the trolls.

 

[WhoaMoses]

“No! The 50 streak goal WAS FOR THE FOOD! What’s the point of having it? Hahahahahaha”

He is flailing like a heroin addict "If the streak is restarted tonight I will do the feasting with the king". How gracious of him give him a grand and he will eat junk food on camera wow. The fact he is putting stuffing his fat face with doordash behind a paywall for his fans is insane. He has also mentioned that you should tip to "own the trolls" like 5 times already before he even started playing the game.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I sure hope I don't get owned.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Hang in there big guy

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He is flailing like a heroin addict "If the streak is restarted tonight I will do the feasting with the king". How gracious of him give him a grand and he will eat junk food on camera wow. The fact he is putting stuffing his fat face with doordash behind a paywall for his fans is insane. He has also mentioned that you should tip to "own the trolls" like 5 times already before he even started playing the game.

The whole “send me money to own the trolls” is fuckin’ sad. He’s like a politician desperately asking for votes.


God, he’s so pissed right now. He can’t even focus on street fighter