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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
I mean he also ignores pertinent questions and acts like a toddler when he doesn't get what he wants. Plus: why is he talking politics again? I thought the topic was too divisive right now?
Also used the most centrist fence sitting approach to whatever that debate was to say "I believe in love & happiness & coming together" bs. DSPolitics would be a lot of ranting & raving, but the end viewpoint would always be "I wish we can all come together" or something.
Then again, if you've watched him play SF6 after an hour or so, his performance is like Joe Biden. Can't execute moves, gets confused why he can't win, ranting & raving like a crazy person... I can see why he avoided the obvious old jokes now.
I fucking hate when ever he beats some boss he hears is hard and has to be smug about it. Motherfucker can literally not shut the fuck up any time it happens and just feels the need to sneak gloat about how much of a better gamer he is than everyone else.
"Oh I was hearing this boss was hard. What a cakewalk. Did you guys know people were saying this boss was unfair? That's so stupid I beat it in seconds. Man it's just so stupid I heard this boss was supposed to be tough."
Phil has a lot of tells, but never being able to shut the fuck up when he gets exposed for something or is trying to mask cheesing/reading guides is always fucking awful to ensure. Remember when he fought Shadow Link in Zelda 2? Same shit even pulled out the clown act over the crouch bug despite the fact that AVGN video has been out for literally more than a decade and everyone knows about it.
You couldn't find a faker fucking loser on the internet.
Phils faggot lore takes on Bayle(dragon) were retarded. Dude already mentioning Bayle before he even comes across the main npc related to that boss. Already pointing out tiny details on the screen like the dragon heads on him despite the fact this nigga needs glasses to see. He's doing research and not omitting to what he already knows.
It was pretty obvious during the bosses Twin Moon Big Bang attack that he knew how to dodge it.
It's like the the same set up as the move the mage bitch that respecs you in the main game, so you should expect it to be slow moving moon magic to follow you then blow up, but the DLC switches it up. He knew this move just blows up the entire arena right away.
I'm done with the DLC and theres a few cheeses already out for even the hardest final boss ever in a souls game and its the dirtiest cheese.
I've been helping people with the first few bosses and not surprised to see so many Phils running around wearing the cheesiest stupid shit like stacking armor and playing pussyfaggot so I'm forced to play monkey-in-the-middle like it's Monster Hunter with 2 bowgunners the whole time.
Just want everyone to know this so you don't get your hopes up again while he sits there smugly grinning and gloating as he's standing over the final bosses corpse with a big ass greatshield, a poking weapon and stacking holy negation.
how fucking fragile does your ego have to be to do this just for "gamer cred". people like watching streamers play games because they like watching people discover stuff and figure things out on their own. nobody wants to see some fat guide-reading, hand-holding polack bitch sit there and go "oh wow this is so easy, cant believe people complain about how hard this is, im so great, right, ok?"
I mean he also ignores pertinent questions and acts like a toddler when he doesn't get what he wants. Plus: why is he talking politics again? I thought the topic was too divisive right now?
Odds he jerks himself off on stream over how viral this tweet was despite it being basic bitch fencesitting? You aren't even registered to vote in Washington Phil, shut the fuck up. Your opinion is worth less than most retards who actually have the right to vote yet get all their takes from Twitter.
Puritan style phil strikes again. If he was a mature adult he'd know thats a perfectly normal way people interact with one another. Especially older people
I was away for about two weeks, so I had some catching up to do in the forbidden math department. Figured I'd do some fun facts while I was at it, mainly focusing on the whaling.
Spoiler: no real surprises here and it basically confirms what everyone already knew, but interesting nonetheless to have a basic overview of the insanity of the people who financially support, or better said, carry DSP.
Numbers are from the past 10 days (16 streams in total), so starting from the June 17th early stream up until the late stream of June 26th.
1. The totals (June 17th-June 26th, 2024)
Total tips received: $1,527
Early streams total: $635
Late streams total: $892
Average per streaming day: $190
Average per stream: $95
2. Top whales
First some fun facts about percentages:
31% of the total tips came from only 3 people
43% of the total tips came from only 5 people
59.4% of the total tips came from only 10 people
Sidenote: 23% of the total tips came from "Anonymous"
82.4% of the total tips came from 10 people + "Anonymous"
Whale Top 10:
1. Darren: $188 ($123.45+20+45) - 12.3% of total tips 2. Jordan: $155 ($5+30+5+50+50+10+5) - 10.2% of total tips 3. Rapidshotz: $130 ($20+25+30+15+30+10) - 8.5% of total tips
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Cumulative total: $473 (31%)
6. Pwnage_101: $61 ($27+27+7) 7. Jeremie: $58 ($8+50) 8. Sadam Hue Saint: $50 ($50) 9. MizoreLover93: $46 ($46) 10. Iron Chef Sakai: $35 ($35)
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Cumulative total: $907 (59.4%)
Sidenote: "Anonymous" tips total: $350.61 (23%)
3. Breakdown per stream
Format (it's shitty, I know):
Date-1 (early stream): $stream total [$total tips per individual (only $4 or more)]
Date-2 (late stream): $stream total [$total tips per individual (only $4 or more)]
June 17-1: $18 [$5+5+5]
Whale factor: 83.3% by 3 people
Top Whale: Mysterious Stranger (27.7%) June 17-2: $155 [$54+45+35+10+5+5]
Whale factor: 86.4% by 3 people
Top Whale: Pwnage_101 (34.8%)
June 18-1: $40 [$20+6+5+5+4]
Whale factor: 77.5% by 3 people
Top Whale: SwagoNeto (50%) June 18-2: $195 [$107+43+30+10]
Whale factor: 76.9% by 2 people
Top Whale: ThoraxthePlumber (54.9%)
June 19-1: $21 [$10+8]
Whale factor: 85.7% by 2 people
Top Whale: TarantulaMS2018 (47.6%) June 19-2: $59 [$45+5+5]
Whale factor: 93.2% by 3 people
Top Whale: Rapidshotz (76.3%)
June 20-1: No stream
June 20-2: No stream
June 21-1: $188 [$123+20+10+6+5+5+5]
Whale factor: 81.6% by 3 people
Top Whale: Darren (65.7%) June 21-2: $35 [$20+10+5]
Whale factor: 100% by 3 people
Top Whale: Anonymous (57.1%)
June 22-1: $36 [$10+10+4]
Whale factor: 66.7% by 3 people
Top Whale: OnlyIcedInfinite (27.8%) June 22-2: $111 [$55+50+4]
Whale factor: 98.2% by 3 people
Top Whale: Anonymous (49.5%)
June 23-1: $34 [$6+6+6+5+5]
Whale factor: 53% by 3 people
Top Whale: Anonymous (17.8%) June 23-2: $79 [$50+20+7]
Whale factor: 97.5% by 3 people
Top Whale: Jeremie (63.3%)
June 24-1: $77 [$20+7+$5x5+4]
Whale factor: 39% by 3 people
Top Whale: Darren (26%) June 24-2: $99 [$77+15]
Whale factor: 92.2% by 3 people
Top Whale: OnlyIcedMilk (a.k.a. FearsInDreams) (77.8%)
June 25-1: $106 [$46+45+5+5+4]
Whale factor: 85.8% by 2 people
Top Whale: MizoreLover93 (43.4%) June 25-2: $109 [$55+50+4]
Whale factor: 100% by 3 people
Top Whale: Anonymous (50.4%)
June 26-1: $115 [$50+40+10+10+5]
Whale factor: 87% by 3 people
Top Whale: Sadam Hue Saint (43.5%) June 26-2: $50 [$35+10+5]
Whale factor: 100% by 3 people
Top Whale: Wilson (70%)
June 27-1: No stream
June 27-2: No stream
4. Conclusions
Streams are being massively whaled by a small group of individuals (duh)
Only 1 out of 16 streams wasn't massively whaled
2 out of the 3 top whales never tipped until very recently:
Jeremie: April 19th, 2024
Rapidshotz: May 22nd, 2024
Oh, the camera's on. The camera was on the whole time, huh? Hullo...
I still think it's a smaller group of individuals than the number of unique names would imply. Probably the three letter faggot but just as likely it's some other retard. No way of knowing for sure I guess. Though personally I think Jordan and Rapidshotz are their own individual dents.
Also Juicyb00ch is holding up the business on the youtube side. I think he's just your average youtube superchat idiot that gets off on the attention and owning da trollz and poorfags and will jump ship once he finds some vtuber or something that satisfies those desires better than Phil can.
I watched this in the new "bad moments" video, new gimmick is when he plays sf6 and someone tips a solid fifty, the person can choose the characters outfit. So he isnt just a reverse stripper, now you can pay to dress up his character. And he shits on doc for dressing as a gi joe, but unlike the "old dsp", doc was a persona, i bet he never begged for moey to wear glasses.
Speaking of doc, he got demonatized on yt, probably he will move to kick. DSP outlived another.
He saw the 'tractors calling him a cuck for Tyrone, back when people thought Kat was actually going to the gym and not just being a potato, and has now made it his own.
So since the Biden pile-on is occuring online this might mean that Phil will decide to grace us all with his DSPahlitics since he's a pussy who will only espouse his opinions if he think's they're with the mainstream these days.
Not that he has a super nuanced opinion about Biden beyond him being a nudnik who won't make interest rates go down so Phil can dig himself into a giant financial hole again.
I decided to check out for near two weeks just got tired of hearing about fucking retarded faggots doing TIPPP WAHRRSSSS DURRRR, so 1. any gold dust? 2. clapbacks? 3. EAT IT rants?
I still think it's a smaller group of individuals than the number of unique names would imply. Probably the three letter faggot but just as likely it's some other retard. No way of knowing for sure I guess. Though personally I think Jordan and Rapidshotz are their own individual dents.
Also Juicyb00ch is holding up the business on the youtube side. I think he's just your average youtube superchat idiot that gets off on the attention and owning da trollz and poorfags and will jump ship once he finds some vtuber or something that satisfies those desires better than Phil can.
juicyb00ch is a RTU mod so you know they're a well adjusted member of society...
Don't forget that because gifted bombs don't get the attention that whaling out used to get, they rarely happen above the random 10 here or 1 or 5 there, so even with weirdo superchat "wars" or whatever his people call it, he's still at best breaking even to a year ago's Youtube support.
The future comedy with DSPolitics will be him exaggerating his shut-in mundane life somehow tying it into pertinent topics, and nonsensical analogies like if Phil ran a ITALIAN restaurant comparing it to the President.
Every "take" he has will be like that tweet. Social media safe as possible fence-sitting that makes Boogie look like an extremist.
The future comedy with DSPolitics will be him exaggerating his shut-in mundane life somehow tying it into pertinent topics, and nonsensical analogies like if Phil ran a ITALIAN restaurant comparing it to the President.
Every "take" he has will be like that tweet. Social media safe as possible fence-sitting that makes Boogie look like an extremist.
Ultimately DSPahlitics will be like REEEEacks - 99% boredom, 1% pure goldus. Remember when he talked about incest and said that his only problem with it is that it's not meaningful? Remember when he talked about the Dr Disrespect pedo drama and said that adultery is worse than chatting up a minor BUT it's not as bad as Will Smith slapping Chris Rock because the latter happened in public in front of millions of people while the former two happened in private? Dude's beyond parody.
lol, he copy-pasted that from everyone else who said the same thing. Great take, DSP. I'm sure if the majority of people didn't have an opinion, you'd hop back on that fence.
130 milliseconds is ridiculous. Even a healthy, college age person will struggle to reach reaction times close to this. To react at 130ms consistently you need to be some kind of freak of nature. DSPs reaction time (alcoholic slob) is probably at least ~500ms. I'm sure we could measure it, since his hooves mashing the buttons are pretty audible.
