DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Been trying to go to the zoo for three years and never made it out there. What the fuck is going on here?! What the fuck is this? I feel my brain breaking listening to this shit.
What's funny is that Phil absolutely has no excuse to not go to the zoo. He easily could do something different and just livestream his day at the fucking zoo. He'd probably say it was boring as his excuse not to do it but that just highlights his failures as an entertainment personality to actually make anything entertaining on his own merits if it isn't raging at something he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle.
 
what are the chances phil is an actual junkie? and i dont mean wwe champions.

he had "back pain" and it wouldnt surprise me if he decided to take street drugs are some point and get addicted. he looks awful too.
This topic comes up really often but I personally don't buy it because either he'd have to go outside and talk to a drug dealer which just isn't happening because he's a hermit afraid of the outside world, or he'll have to order them on the dark web but this pigger can't even use Youtube correctly, let alone figure out how to connect to the dark web and how to get crypto so he can pay for shit on the dark web.
 
5k might last for a WEEK
edit: 5k a week.mp4

Also confirms that he did earn 5k a week at his peak

Edit 2: he doesn't literally say 5k, he just says "high enough level" to literally ignore all the hate d00d but then 2015 broke him. 2008 to 2015 is 8 years (just works, ignore it), 7 years of begging.

no begging before 2015.mp4
260k a year which I think was around most estimates, so yup math checks out lmao
 
what are the chances phil is an actual junkie? and i dont mean wwe champions.

he had "back pain" and it wouldnt surprise me if he decided to take street drugs are some point and get addicted. he looks awful too.
As a former junkie, i doubt it, he'd miss streams, and come late all the time, and...well wait. Nah for real tho, i doubt it he'd be missing way more streams cuz when you cant get your dope you are sick and cant do shit, or you go on drug missions when you need it and cant find it, and nothing else matters not even streams. It'd be WAY more apparent.
 
"I haven't spend a single dime on mobile games this week!"
Well, Phil is technically correct. It's Monday so the week just started, he won't be spending any money on sweaty men until the break or after the stream.

EDIT: Also I just noticed it now but he's wearing the iconic Black Begging T-Shirt for this disaster prestream.
 
What's funny is that Phil absolutely has no excuse to not go to the zoo. He easily could do something different and just livestream his day at the fucking zoo. He'd probably say it was boring as his excuse not to do it but that just highlights his failures as an entertainment personality to actually make anything entertaining on his own merits if it isn't raging at something he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle.
Two adult tickets for the big zoo in Seattle (Woodland Park) are $50 ($25ea) and parking for a full day is $12. So $62 total.

 
5k might last for a WEEK
edit: 5k a week.mp4

Also confirms that he did earn 5k a week at his peak

Edit 2: he doesn't literally say 5k, he just says "high enough level" to literally ignore all the hate d00d but then 2015 broke him. 2008 to 2015 is 8 years (just works, ignore it), 7 years of begging.

no begging before 2015.mp4
lol. Good luck trying to get $833/day jackass.
"I haven't spend a single dime on mobile games this week!"
Correct Phail. You can't do anything in the game for just a single dime. But you know this
 
what are the chances phil is an actual junkie? and i dont mean wwe champions.

he had "back pain" and it wouldnt surprise me if he decided to take street drugs are some point and get addicted. he looks awful too.
His medication is called Gin & Tonic a Burnell family known secret medicine
 
260k a year which I think was around most estimates, so yup math checks out lmao
The shit many people (with few addictions) could do with 260k a year. It's okay to have a vice or two, but you have to have serious problems to be able to go through that and still be broke. Even after taxes, where if you're well off enough to be well off but not wealthy enough to hide it; even taxed at some mythical 50%; that's $130k a year, unless you're living in a penthouse and it's WWE Champions time 24/7, how the fuck do you burn through that much money... while also being able to write shit off in taxes as it's part of your business.

Edit: Whoever did that cheer saying you grew up poor and know how hard it is; fucking neck yourself. Phil isn't poor, he's living above his means. If you live in a small shit-hole town where the only industry is gas stations and fast food; that's being poor. When you're making six figures a year, live in a gated community, and still cry poor, that's being dumb with money. Know the fucking difference.
 
so is he REALLY drunk or are we on the cusp of the climax of the insanity arc?

The coping that people saying he forgot his anniversary, the WWE champions "protest too much", the wanting to smash the mic cause someone said he has equity.
 
That is absolutely NOT adult life. You find the time. What a miserable sack of shit. His life is literally just being wasted live on cam.
He seems to think being married is like... A person's bucket list. For example someone can think that skydiving off of the Empire State Building is life fulfilling while someone else can think the same about finishing a long book.

The thing is though NO ONE thinks he has a good marriage. He barely treats that women like a wife let alone a friend. The way he talks makes it seem like she's a student on compass that you say hi to once in a while. Outside of spousal abuse and child groomers I don't think I've seen a shittier bond than Phil and Katherine's.

And this isn't to say he needs to be fucking her every day after "work". Its not to say he needs to be buying a bouqet of roses every week. Its not even to say he should have her on stream. JUST SHOW A HINT OF AFFECTION WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HER.

I'll never forget that smug face he made at the camera the first time we saw her kiss him. What a retched sham his marriage is
 
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