DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ParksydeDhil]

Does Phil have like an autofill or template in his brain? Legit all his begging tweets and begging statements are some kind of "if you can please support, thanks in advance". I swear he just autofills the rest on his twitter/brain.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Bland uninspired thumbnails, no special titles, and almost all of them are an hour long while in video he's boring, snorts, burps in the mic, and begs for money all the time. He's lucky to even get the views he gets.

Ya know, I always said the same thing but then I remember people pay for farts in jars, feet pics, and k pop music channels.

Nothing surprises me anymore

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he knows hawaii is part of america right? 50th state and all...

Edit - he doesn't know what "Camping up in big bear" means...he's really that retarded and now trophies aren't a big deal, Mr needs digital ass pats for EVERYTHING doesn't care about trophies which apparently you need to file legal papers for to put them in a game.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In unrelated news DSP will suddenly start using the phrase "cocking a snook" on stream tomorrow

Except. he will say 'cooking a snack'

 

[Lazycunt]

he knows hawaii is part of america right? 50th state and all...

Didn't he call them immigrant's?
At this point I'm starting to think that phill is really fucking dumb, better not tell phill about Puerto Rico and Alaska

I don't even live in America and I know this shit

 

[MoonRocker]

Does anyone know how much he made in the day stream to trigger this pre-begging of night stream?


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We really are experiencing a fucked up version of the Goutverse when $68, and God knows how many dollars worth of Superchats, is considered “slow.”

Bring back the days when making $50 was considered great by Phil.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

PLEASE SWING BY AND SUPPORT

Wow sounds CHILL to me

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Connecticut was too crowded, Seattle area much less densely populated.

Sure, Philliam only leaves his gated pigpen once a week but still.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Connecticut was too crowded, Seattle area much less densely populated.

Sure, Philliam only leaves his gated pigpen once a week but still.

No you misunderstood him. When he said CT was crowded he meant there were too many people he knew that he fucked over. So just in case they didn't come kick hiss ass one day he moved 3,000 miles away from everybody.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

what is "rah-coat-a" cheese? I know what ricotta cheese is, RI-COT-TA, ricotta. Is that the cheese you use to hang a coat rack instead of actual hardware?

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Phil already got caught committing tax fraud and his consequences have been people giving him more money and 500 dollars a month to Uncle Sam.

Not necessarily. That particular defrauding happened when he was failing to pay local state income tax; failing to properly record income for federal income tax is a different beast, and chances are that shit never actually happened (or at least the fees weren't as severe as he makes them out to be) but he needs to fuel his shit habits.

it's the people who come here and go "I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET DSP. I'LL REPORT HIM TO THE IRS. THE FBI. THE CIA. I"M GONNA FUCKIN' GET HIM."

I swear when I head out to WA to visit my friend I'm gonna make a detour to Renton and snap Phil's stupid dollar store noisemaker in half if it's the last thing I fucking do.

by conscious you mean delusional, right? fuck leftist trannies, i'm not changing the way language works because of their gender delusions

This is incredibly fucking stupid considering gendering a person still follows the grammatical rules for gendering anything in existence, it's just what that person prefers in terms of reference. You don't have to restructure an entire fucking language for that purpose, considering the fact that collective gender neutral pronouns already fucking exist. You don't go around saying "the pants is," do you?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of night stream status:

Total tip: $47

Derich took over the chat with overflown autism and repetitive questions to Phil who never answers

Chat amused by Derich, no one talks about the game, all 223 viewers

Phil reminds everyone to tip, "AT LEAST SOMEONE TIP 3 DOLLARS MORE TO REACH THE GUNNER GLASSES GOAL, PLEASE"

(Nervous laugh combo into wet snort)

 

[Bassomatic]

Forgive me for getting a ping.

DSP Wants His Viewers To Double Their Support Because Of His Poor Planning. Pigsplains Taxes

He needs that money, he really really does#dsp#dspgaming #eldenring #taxes#wingsofredemption #jordiejordan #boogie2988 #lowtiergod

www.youtube.com

Linked this video.

DSP is lying AF. To prep taxes you need a tax prep ID ( a monkey can get one to be fair) but they need to know the most basic law shit. For what little it's worth and I don't mean to pop in and brag but I hold a few SEC certs and yeah who does your taxes is on the line, not DSP... like his lie.

I'm sure no one is shocked he's dishonest to hit his pay pigs but as mentioned before and a little reading he's putting his taxes on a credit plan.... wew lad thats dumb.

tl;dr
If your tax prep agent does insane retard shit or wrong, they are liable. DSP is lying again.
Someone wanted me to share this.

 

[Brother Wind]

you're right, this is an extremely important detail we should keep in mind, because phil has never played victim unless given a reason to.

You know. You know. Counter point go fuck yourself

 

[Burl McMillan]

It’s very old, there are depictions of it from the renaissance. It’s very known in Europe but associated with juvenile behavior (shocking).

I see Phil is very in touch with his European ancestry.

you're right, this is an extremely important detail we should keep in mind, because phil has never played victim unless given a reason to.

On the subject of gayops, I'm of the opinion that whether someone does or plans or talks about gayops - Phil reads the farms anyway and will see that there are people fucking with him or planning to fuck with him. If he thinks that "evil fucking psychotic detractors out to get him and endanger his wife and cat son" then it's already pretty amusing to see.

I'm not as interested in the results or the planning of the gayops so much as I am interested to see how Phil reacts to it.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Slayer is watching Phil on his lunch break at his new job, working in a warehouse.
He hasn't tipped though. Imagine announcing that you're currently earning money but then basically refusing to give any to Phil when he needs to pay his bills.
Hopefully he throws his full morning's pay at Phil because there is no collar bluer than Phil's and Slayer needs to acknowledge that.
And he should announce to everyone in a Singapore warehouse that he watches a parasitic 40 year old American streamer playing Kirby. I'm sure they'll all become fans.

EDIT: Phil complains that there is no way to fix the deflating balloon and it'll get worse on his day off. Maybe get a replacement? Though I do like the idea of him sitting in front of deflated balloons on his special day.
Phil explains "The four is fine, but the circle is deflating."
The circle.
This is why it takes him so long to do his taxes. He can't tell the difference between numbers and shapes.

 

[capefear56]

These custom characters never get old.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

So Slayer was unemployed the whole time he was giving hundreds to Phil.... color me unsurprised.

 

[capefear56]

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So Slayer was unemployed the whole time he was giving hundreds to Phil.... color me unsurprised.

Why am I not surprised the wheelchair can't actually use his degree because he's such a dent that nobody will hire him. What a waste of money, all around.

Also I wonder if the warehouse job is due to his parents deciding to cut him off after finding out he was whaling all of their money away to Papa Phil.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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So Slayer was unemployed the whole time he was giving hundreds to Phil.... color me unsurprised.

Hey guys cut it out. Phil is being really nice and supportive of Slayer's new job. What a great guy!