DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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received birthday money.

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received birthday money.
Nathan no that's not how Birthday money is supposed to work at all!

You're supposed to spend it on something that you want, yes you! Give yourself another special treat for making another milestone year, it's not supposed to be spent on someone else.

Some of these wheelchairs man absolutely do my head in, what did you conclude in your thought process that you needed to give this man over a hundred dollars? Oh wait, they're all not exactly the type of people to be sensible with how they spend their money, I see they learn from the best being fans of Phil and all.
 
You're supposed to spend it on something that you want, yes you! Give yourself another special treat for making another milestone year, it's not supposed to be spent on someone else.
No, he has the right idea.
When you get birthday money, you're supposed to give it to your best friend and favorite streamer, Phil, because he really needs that money to pay his bills so that he can keep entertaining you. This is also true of Christmas money.
When it's Phil's birthday, you're supposed to give him your money because it's his birthday and people are supposed to give Phil money on his birthday so that he can spend it on himself and have a good time.
Everything is correct so long as you're funneling money to Phil!

Not a cult, though!
 
Just drowned. "A beginner's trap!". Been a while since we heard that one.

And I like how you could give him $100 in Superchats and if, a minute later, someone superchats $1, they replace you on the leaderboard and that $100 you just gave is completely forgotten. Just vanishes into the void.

And he had turkey burgers and onion rings for dinner. What's with this guy and turkey burgers and what's his viewers' obsession with what he has for dinner every night? I know Phil's streams are sleep-inducing but goddamn.
 
What's with this guy and turkey burgers and what's his viewers' obsession with what he has for dinner every night? I know Phil's streams are sleep-inducing but goddamn.
Turkey burger = his idea of a healthy entree.
Tards asking what he had for dinner = safe autistic question you can ask him and always get a “new” answer.
 
And I like how you could give him $100 in Superchats and if, a minute later, someone superchats $1, they replace you on the leaderboard and that $100 you just gave is completely forgotten. Just vanishes into the void.

Well not exactly. One thing is Youtube super chats have a time period where the comment stays highlighted at the top of the chat for a time period pending on how much given. $100 is a really long time... it actually stayed up for the majority of stream. I'm sure that is one feature Phil wishes he could get rid of so he can beg easier. Most certainly he wished there wasn't a big red highlighted message saying someone donated a $130 while he is talking about low tip support.

Edit: Horizon already on the chopping block. Threatening to replace it with Skyrim and just make it a night stream game... even tho no night stream game has done good and has either been reduced or dropped. Stream ended with $53. Day stream $76. A failure in Phil's eyes.

 
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This was said in Phil's stream chat after he ended stream tonight.
Keep in mind, this is the same person that has repeatedly ranted about long intro segments and exposition in the last week alone, during both Horizon and Dying Light.
And he's already calling early deaths in Elden Ring 'cheap'.
So who is in the wrong here anymore? The devs that Phil blamed for the long story intros? The viewers who are too stupid to enjoy the intros Phil complained about? Or the devs who open with 'cheap deaths' instead of long story segments?
Look, it doesn't matter as long as you remember one thing: Phil is always correct and he should be paid accordingly.
 
3 out of the 5 hot new releases so far have ended up DOA, Thank God GTA saved the streams and Elden Ring will bring Phil back to the top of youtube where he belongs.
 
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His stream is still going... LOL. How much do you wanna bet when he realized the stalling wouldn't work, he stormed out of the 'office' in frustration and completely forgot to end it.
I hope he's collapsed in a drunken stupor and doesn't discover this until morning.

"Aw, fuck, time to get ready for the day job...wait why is everything still on?"
 

Edit: Horizon already on the chopping block. Threatening to replace it with Skyrim and just make it a night stream game... even tho no night stream game has done good and has either been reduced or dropped.
He wants his main cashcow back on the lucrative timeslot so bad.
 
Imagine bitching about long intros and exposition after making the fans suffer through the winter of walking sims.

If he was smart he'd have a way to ask the whales ahead of time if they like a series enough to fund the entire playthrough and if nobody seems receptive just skip it. All these new releases are just $60 of bait he tosses out into the ocean (in Phil's case more of a large puddle) hoping for a bite.
 
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