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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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The Penultimate Warrior
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When was he planning to play Sifu, anyway? Has he said?
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Why is laughing at this any different than all the other times? And I thought you were suppose to be an entertainer. People were obviously entertained.
There wouldn't be enough moisture absorbent materials available.
You mean................................the BFE?
So Phail..........................you use the excuse that you are sooooooooooooooo busy babysitting your stream uploads and whatever else you mythically do that you allegedly have no time to do anything like take your cat turd collection to the dump, edit your garbage stream down, etc. But you somehow have time to sit down and cry in front of a camera again every day.
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It’s been a while since we’ve seen Phil attempt to play something like Outer Wilds.
Boy, did that remind us all of how much this motherfucker refuses to engage his imagination, or think outside the box in any way. He was flat out angry by the end of his stream because the game wasn’t telling him exactly what to do, and because he didn’t understand what was going on. It’s rare to hear someone literally explain how braindead and stupid they are, though, which is what he did when he stopped playing it.
Watching Phil play “weird” games is always extra rough. His clown mode is set to eleven, and we have to hear every thirty seconds how weird it is. He never has anything else to say. God damn, it’s just so hard to explain how much he utterly sucks…
Boy, did that remind us all of how much this motherfucker refuses to engage his imagination, or think outside the box in any way. He was flat out angry by the end of his stream because the game wasn’t telling him exactly what to do, and because he didn’t understand what was going on. It’s rare to hear someone literally explain how braindead and stupid they are, though, which is what he did when he stopped playing it.
Watching Phil play “weird” games is always extra rough. His clown mode is set to eleven, and we have to hear every thirty seconds how weird it is. He never has anything else to say. God damn, it’s just so hard to explain how much he utterly sucks…
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He was shitting on it ever since that tweet about it being 500 hours came out. Hell even when he started the game the first words to fall out of his mouth were him describing the glitches in the first game while mugging the camera.
Its a combination of him looking for the next Homefront the Revolution and he keeps trying to be the next AVGN where he clowns around but stops joking and says something profound. Its why he always goes "No! Seriously!" The problem is he KEEPS. DOING. IT.
EarwaxGourmet
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He's going to hate this game.
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Inb4 he sudden;y decides (totally on his own) that the game is overhyped and not for him and chooses not to play it. Because he never reads Kiwiwfarms, you know.
Crooked 16th
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I love when he clearly doesn't want to play a game he will stall and do all the side content instead of just playing the story and getting it over with. Like with Dying Light 2 he is maybe 20 minutes further story wise then when he ended his first stream and bitched about the opening taking forever, Then during the recap last night he bitches that it feels like he hasn't done anything in 8 hours. Phil just say you don't want to play a game if you don't want to play instead of making your audience watch you bitch and moan, Plus you know what's crazy you might get more than one person supporting the stream because you playing something you enjoy.
Jose Cuervo
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If what’s being said about Sifu is true, Phil will find a game:
- Tough as nails and even the most basic enemies can punish you for button-mashing;
- Where there’s a finite amount of lives for the entirety of a single playthrough and the more you lose in a single fight, the more lives you lose (there’s examples of starting a boss fight at age 30 and finishing it at age 60);
- Where you can’t recover lives and you can only lower how many you lose… by beating tougher enemies.
Safe to say he’s absolutely going tocall it a mixed bag love this one.
- Tough as nails and even the most basic enemies can punish you for button-mashing;
- Where there’s a finite amount of lives for the entirety of a single playthrough and the more you lose in a single fight, the more lives you lose (there’s examples of starting a boss fight at age 30 and finishing it at age 60);
- Where you can’t recover lives and you can only lower how many you lose… by beating tougher enemies.
Safe to say he’s absolutely going to
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Weird games, huh?
I'm not that privy into Phil lore all that much so by chance, has he never played Killer 7?
I need to know his reaction to fighting the "hair" boss. If you've played Killer 7 you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
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-just like dark souls
-too hard, average gamers don't have time to this
-worst game
-7/10
-on his game of the year list, at least top 3
SkippyLongbottom
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Ah yes another roguelike, just like Outer Wilds.
Don't be surprised if he ends up either skipping it last minute, drops it after a couple streams(its a cheaper game), or finds a cheese tactics after he reads reviews and all that bullshit.
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February is a pretty slow month when it comes to games, he's already disappointed dying light 2 didn't bring in the viewers he expected and elden ring won't release until the very end of the month.
What are his other options, play Skyrim till the 25th?
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another dark souls run
and he's still gonna act like the game is brand new to him
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The video quote is, "I'm 10 to 12 range," in regards to age, the relevant pigsplaining is so autistic draped around it, wondering why Wolverine being popular would get a variant paint job is peak moronic Burnell. There is no mention of Weapon X, or Wolverine in the danger room outfit, or Wolverine in the Hulk issue first appearance costume, which is your suspect (set you back a grand now in the box) in the 1992 run. Now he does mention a year later a second run of the figure, in 1993 repaints were released, one being Weapon X Wolverine, that had two paint jobs in 1992's run, is repainted and released. It is my suspicion now that Phil is stupid and thought a different 1992 Weapon X paint job was the legit chase figure although I'm sure speculation at the time would have jacked up even a mispaint run of Weapon X's toy in the early 1990s once the X-Men cartoon of Fox launched. So I'm going for the funniest explanation, young Phil heard about the 1993 chase figure (KB exclusive), when he was 11, but had seen an up-charged version of the mispainted Weapon X toy from 1992 as a chase figure instead of a rare mistake run and conflated the two (don't hold me to it but I'm going to guess the red version of the 1992 Weapon X design). So his story just shows he didn't know what he was trying to buy, but had to have it due to sticker price and perceived rarity in the market by way of the telephone game for mutant toys. Any further enlightenment from the pigroach's own lips is appreciated from anyone who can offer it on the topic confirming any of these guesses either way as to the true identity. That Hulk first appearance version toy is worth almost seven vests on stream in the box today, no wonder he can't let go, he'd even show you his cat son for it
LostMy1stAccount
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I'm playing Sifu right now.
The game starts off easy but as soon as you get to the first boss, your game mechanic knowledge will get tested.
Like Nioh/Sekiro/Dark Souls, the game is all about recognizing enemy patterns and choosing the correct answer (like dodge, parry or block).
The game also stores your inputs (like the Souls games) so you absolutely can't mash your way to victory.
You also have to assess every encounter and decide which enemy to prioritise during the fights (should I go for the tough guy with the iron pipe first, or deal with the low damaging grunts first so I can deal with the more damaging enemy one on one).
These are all things, Dave completely fails at whenever he plays this kind of game.
Expect a lot of "I didn't do that", "the game didn't gave me the correct move", "I was blahking" and "the camera controls suck" on Tuesday.
The game starts off easy but as soon as you get to the first boss, your game mechanic knowledge will get tested.
Like Nioh/Sekiro/Dark Souls, the game is all about recognizing enemy patterns and choosing the correct answer (like dodge, parry or block).
The game also stores your inputs (like the Souls games) so you absolutely can't mash your way to victory.
You also have to assess every encounter and decide which enemy to prioritise during the fights (should I go for the tough guy with the iron pipe first, or deal with the low damaging grunts first so I can deal with the more damaging enemy one on one).
These are all things, Dave completely fails at whenever he plays this kind of game.
Expect a lot of "I didn't do that", "the game didn't gave me the correct move", "I was blahking" and "the camera controls suck" on Tuesday.
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Holy shit this game sounds like a description of Phil's life till today. and he is still on mission 1 to quote Keem the Loud
Guess i'm toxic now!
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Wait a game where Phil can't "cheese" or have game trekker spoonfeed him information? This might be the new "Returnal" for him, since it sounds like it will kick his ass.
San Dimas High School
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That fibonacci aging mechanic must be why he looks older than his own dad.