DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

yeah putting your gay ops out there as you're doing them or before is kinda exceptional, especially if it something PP can avoid, he's an idiot but he's not mouth drooling helpless...yet. I mean after the Q&A I don't know how much longer that will last.

Like I can understand if it's something he can't do anything about like, and I don't condone this as no one should spend this much time or effort on the Piggy, going over youtube's head give him the gawker treatment of going right to the companies that run ads on his videos. Not only would this take more time than he's worth it ruins the fun of watching him constantly hanging himself and slowly slip into the abyss of madness..

I did have a scary thought, what if PP went full podcast and talked about shit like Candace Owens sperging out cause minnie mouse is wearing pants. That story is exceptional on it's own now add a layer of uninformed pigbrain'ed -9001 iq DSP on top....it might be the greatest but most horrible thing ever.

EDIT - I lied even big gay ops, bragging about them is as bad as being DSP cause again, he's not worth the time or effort and it's more "fun" to watch him titanic himself..

 

[Crisis Acting Instructor]

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Sound's like a guilt trip right? But no. The guy is a bitch:

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In DSPLand is weak and cowardly to inform Phil of the truth of what he's doing.

Sounds like this guy is completely honest and has thick skin, right?

I think we're a year or two away from Phil outright stating that contributions are now mandatory, and if you don't give him $150 right this instant he will put down the controller and refuse to play any further. His entitlement is off the charts, and combined with a complete lack of respect for his viewers, his long-term outlook for growth is alarmingly bad. I'm now in the camp that something is up "behind the scenes" and hoping we get more juicy outbursts like this one.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I 'm watching the beginning part of his Q&A and damn,, he's literally making an argument AGAINST abstract thinking, I don't think ive ever heard somebody say that before, denounce such a major part of thinking development.

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That's why I can't take any argument that he's even of average intelligence seriously. Maybe somewhere back when he was a teen he was a 100 IQ dunce but the brain is a muscle like any other, if you don't exercise it, it's gonna atrophy and Phil has refused to use his brain in any meaningful way in several years.

It's a shame his local DoorDash drivers aren't aware of this rant. Could you imagine if the next call he gets from one of them is telling him that because of his complaints they're no longer allowed to enter gated communities and he has to pick up the delivery outside the gate from now on?

Don't DoorDash drivers also have access to how a customer usually scores and tips drivers? My brother worked as a DoorDash driver when he was at uni so he told me about something like that. With how much Phil karens out at even the tiniest thing being wrong and says that he'll withhold the tip or score the driver poorly I wouldn't be surprised if the good DoorDash drivers refuse to deliver to him anymore so he's only left with mediocre or shitty ones.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think we're a year or two away from Phil outright stating that contributions are now mandatory, and if you don't give him $150 right this instant he will put down the controller and refuse to play any further. His entitlement is off the charts, and combined with a complete lack of respect for his viewers, his long-term outlook for growth is alarmingly bad. I'm now in the camp that something is up "behind the scenes" and hoping we get more juicy outbursts like this one.

More likely that it's from the growing amount of prompting to stop begging so hard. Phil didn't just get used to the money during the vest streak in 2020, he got used to the lack of resistance, the lack of any reason to consider a potential future that wasn't to his liking. But I do agree there's definitely a reason he's legit pissed off, because this is how he gets literally every time someone hits too close to home and taps directly into his brain's awareness of the truth. He never gets angrier than when someone manages to join in on his battle with his own conscience, because it's a tough enough conflict for him as it is, and for the human beings he already inherently despises to compound that... Yeah. It's really no wonder he goes right to a flurry of hateful insults.

And it's only going to worse from here.

That's why I can't take any argument that he's even of average intelligence seriously. Maybe somewhere back when he was a teen he was a 100 IQ dunce but the brain is a muscle like any other, if you don't exercise it, it's gonna atrophy and Phil has refused to use his brain in any meaningful way in several years.

You can add to that his lack of optimism about his future these days. He does NOT want to think about life in ten years, because he knows damn well what it's likely to be, and so thoughts of what else he could be doing by now trigger the shit out of him, because he similarly doesn't want to think about what he could've done different. Especially since he considers speaking openly of such alternatives tantamount to admitting detractors are right.

I wouldn't be surprised if the good DoorDash drivers refuse to deliver to him anymore so he's only left with mediocre or shitty ones.

The only reason anybody delivers to him at ALL is because he's too much of a coward to go any further than bitching to an audience that ISN'T the people he's bitching ABOUT. The day he lets loose directly to DoorDash is the day he has to start looking for an alternative service.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

watching An1337's QA vid, this "I have a logical mind" shit, it's like he think's he's Mr Spock but in reality he's the autistic half brother Mr Sperg. He says it with such arrogance looking down his nose at the cretins with thier hypotheticals and a abstract thinking.

Though, just being hanset, I would argue this is the same guy, who you can't watch his twitch that was so "logical" he thought a rainy day fund was literally for when it rains out. Him not being able to think about what he would do if not streaming is a bit of his inability to plan ahead or have a back up plan and his inability to not be such a sperg.

It's kinda funny though, this way of thinking pops up in his game commentary constantly. It's his "realism" tism. Like CoD a game where you heal mortal gun shot wounds by hiding behind conveniently placed chest high walls but if say you get killed someone hitting you with an RPG, tis but a flesh wound and you'll be back out there in 15 seconds good as new to fight in a 200-300 yard area over a magical flag that or shiny circle which clearly is how wars are won, by who ever has the most points, thats fine. getting killed by a sniper rifle at point blank or using 2 hand guns it totally unrealistic.

It's worse when he does it with games that are in a complete fantasy setting.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I would think all the drivers have to call and get it. That's why you choose that community to live in Phail.

Phil lives THIS far from his gate:

He could simply walk out his front door, penguin to the right, and meet the driver face to face. Yet he is so lazy he makes the driver enter a special code to get in and bring his nummies an extra 10 feet to his front door or else its a 1 star review.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Phil lives THIS far from his gate:

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He could simply walk out his front door, penguin to the right, and meet the driver face to face. Yet he is so lazy he makes the driver enter a special code to get in and bring his nummies an extra 10 feet to his front door or else its a 1 star review.

His residence is listed on all realty sites since it was sold to him in 2014:

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

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Amazing how he never requested to have it removed, especially when he screwed up and registered Burnell Productions publically...

Its doubled in price since he bought it.

 

[RunescapeSydePhil]

DSP wants to be famous but is fucking terrified that a DoorDash Driver might recognize him as "The Guy". This is one of many reasons why DarkSydePhil is one of the biggest lolcows of our generation.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Phil lives THIS far from his gate:

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He could simply walk out his front door, penguin to the right, and meet the driver face to face. Yet he is so lazy he makes the driver enter a special code to get in and bring his nummies an extra 10 feet to his front door or else its a 1 star review.

I'd hang the bag on the gate and just let him get it himself.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Phil lives THIS far from his gate:

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He could simply walk out his front door, penguin to the right, and meet the driver face to face. Yet he is so lazy he makes the driver enter a special code to get in and bring his nummies an extra 10 feet to his front door or else its a 1 star review.

I would hope that DoorDash drivers get a rumor around about Phil being a piece of shit and they stop delivering him food. That would be hilarious to hear that rant

 

[Lord_Point]

I would hope that DoorDash drivers get a rumor around about Phil being a piece of shit and they stop delivering him food. That would be hilarious to hear that rant

no chance, hes probably single handedly put 5 of them though college.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

no chance, hes probably single handedly put 5 of them though college.

Not with the way he tips

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil lives THIS far from his gate:

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He could simply walk out his front door, penguin to the right, and meet the driver face to face. Yet he is so lazy he makes the driver enter a special code to get in and bring his nummies an extra 10 feet to his front door or else its a 1 star review.

Wait what? I guess I never really looked into it, but damn, didn't he complain about walking to the little booth??

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Wait what? I guess I never really looked into it, but damn, didn't he complain about walking to the little booth??

now that I'm looking into it more, the online maps dont appear to be correct for unit numbers so I guess my image is probably not correct.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Its doubled in price since he bought it.

That price is just based on the increased value in the area in generel.

My best guess would be that an actual listing after walking through the condo would be a fair bit lower. Phil has done fuck all maintenance. It had water damage when he moved in and if we are to believe Phil he broke one shower and the other one also have issues due to it not being used and properly maintained.

So yeah it is probably worth more than when he bought it, but nowhere near the $531K in this listing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

now that I'm looking into it more, the online maps dont appear to be correct for unit numbers so I guess my image is probably not correct.

No............you are correct. He can tell them to meet him at the back gate. He just wants to play big shot and have the plebs call him

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

No............you are correct. He can tell them to meet him at the back gate. He just wants to play big shot and have the plebs call him

It'd be hilarious if he showed up, and they just dropped the package right there instead of handing it to him and left.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Can you imagine Phil's Bar Rescue episode?

It’s been said before, but Gordon Ramsay would have to revive Kitchen Nightmares.

 

[blahblahblah678]

No............you are correct. He can tell them to meet him at the back gate. He just wants to play big shot and have the plebs call him

He wouldn't answer the phone for a property manager to rent his CT condo. He's not answering the phone for some delivery driver either.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]