DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tariq Na Sneed]

grifties.com update. DSP holding steady at number two behind Don Le Mon while John Goldman has made his way into the top 5.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Ver archivo adjunto 2924629

bandicam 2022-01-27 00-23-57-428.mp4

Sound's like a guilt trip right? But no. The guy is a bitch:

Ver archivo adjunto 2924634

bandicam 2022-01-27 00-25-44-033.mp4

In DSPLand is weak and cowardly to inform Phil of the truth of what he's doing.

Sounds like this guy is completely honest and has thick skin, right?

"It's naht a guilt trip im being ahnest with my ahudeeeunce you Fuckin Idiot!"

Oh you were being honest alright!

Outright greed and disparaging your audience for calling you out both at the same time!

Goddamn pure gold

Big Ups to Aqua Teal for uploading last night made my day! Especially coming to KF and savoring the reaction!

There's going to be one day he's blatantly just asking "Gais, why are you naht giving me the muhney?!!"

No mention of support, no mention of the content he makes just a outright small sentence of why are you not giving me money...

That's it, that's all I want to see the greed just overtaking his ego to boost him into more unself awareness and failure

 

[LolCowCentral]

Can I just say ordering food on your day-off is fucking stupid. The day you're not working is the day you should be cooking. You're supposed to order food when you don't have the time to cook.

Literally, everything that he does is wrong.

I would argue this is the one thing he does right. I work and cook dinner and on the weekends I go out or order in because I want to relax. You're weird man...

 

[Lord_Point]

I love his habit of adding qualifiers to everything like it makes it sound smarter or more important. This is the PREMIER/CLIMAX/MID POINT/FINALE stream! Thus its wrong if you don't donate. Mr. marketing guru doesn't understand if you qualify every stream as special because of the time stamp no stream is special.

Also another great insight into the mind of a diabolical master manipulator. "UHhhh im so autistic I can't imagine something thats not real!" "Uhhh what would I do if jasper was a human? Jaspers a cat."

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

This shit right here is retarded as fuck. Just publicize your gay ops for everyone to know. Do your little plan without having to alert everyone and you could actual make people laugh. His paypigs are just going to show him this. This is why people like SnowKarl were actually funnier than the legitimate “trolls”.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I would argue this is the one thing he does right. I work and cook dinner and on the weekends I go out or order in because I want to relax. You're weird man...

It’s a moot point anyway because Phil DoorDashes 7 days a week.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Massive Karen rant about how beaners and ESL shouldn't have DoorDash/etc. jobs because they call him to ask for the gated community code.

I would think all the drivers have to call and get it. That's why you choose that community to live in Phail.

 

[detractorzer0]

Jeezus that Q &A. He's a 'logical minded person, I don't think about things until they're a reality so, I don't like these kind of silly fantasy questions like what else would I do. This is the best job I ever heard, why would I think about what else I would do unless I absolutely could not do this anymore?' How tf is waiting until the last second, especially when it's how you make your living, until the worst happens and you have to scramble to make ends meet in any way 'logical'? This guy is fucking dumb as hell. NOBODY can fuck DSP over more than his own abject stupidity, that he has apparently convinced himself is 'logic'.

I guess he doesn't know that that would make him a certifiable vegetable. I know he was just trying to wiggle his way out of answering hypothetical questions but who would say something so stupid? 40 year old man couldn't possibly imagine something that isn't happening right now ever happening at all...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It’s SO EASY to tell when something has him completely flustered and he knows he’s been called out. It’s always something like “No it’s not like that you fucking idiot piece of fucking moronic fucking shit.” The f-bombs and insults just spew out of his maw faster than he can control them. His peanut brain just floods his system with utter contempt and hatred.

Also, someone mentioned that his sanity is hanging on by a thread. SOMETHING is definitely bothering him. He has been even more short-tempered than usual and has just overall seemed like his attention is constantly somewhere else. His prestreams this week have been even more delusional than usual. Truly, he doesn’t have a grip on reality, and it’s getting worse and worse.

I think it's more that Phil has just plain had it with the signs of how sad the ending to his story is set to be, which is exactly what all this prompting to stop fucking begging so much are: foreshadowing. We know how Phil is about the tiniest upset to his preferred lifestyle of putting in no effort and being over-rewarded, well just imagination what it does to him to be reminded that he's running on borrowed time and the gravy train is going to end one day. He has already admitted to being exactly the type to not prepare for when things drastically change, it's not hard to imagine that it's because he knows what his future is going to be like and is adamant about forestalling acknowledgment of it until he can't anymore because the train has come off the rails completely. He has basically confirmed what he plans on doing once that happens: panicking.

Looking forward to watching that.

 

[LoveXbeet]

I would think all the drivers have to call and get it. That's why you choose that community to live in Phail.

In all honesty they could just call him and have let him know they’re at the gate and have his food. He’d then have to slowly but surely make it to the gate to get his food. So even if they are esl and beaners they do have more work ethic than BegsydePhail.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ still having the restaurant owner pipedream.

 

[detractorzer0]

lol @ still having the restaurant owner pipedream.

Can you imagine Phil's Bar Rescue episode?

 

[Genichiro]

Phil outlasted many, but will he outlast his sanity ?

This is one fight you absolutely want to lose, Phil !

 

[strandedcastaway]

It’s SO EASY to tell when something has him completely flustered and he knows he’s been called out. It’s always something like “No it’s not like that you fucking idiot piece of fucking moronic fucking shit.” The f-bombs and insults just spew out of his maw faster than he can control them. His peanut brain just floods his system with utter contempt and hatred.

Yeah, he usually calls someone a fucking bitch and bans them about five minutes after he says this is a "relaxing, chill stream" and five minutes before he says he's changed and never says anything hateful now, so fuck those fucking nudniks at Twitch for dropping him.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Jeezus that Q &A. He's a 'logical minded person, I don't think about things until they're a reality so, I don't like these kind of silly fantasy questions like what else would I do.

I 'm watching the beginning part of his Q&A and damn,, he's literally making an argument AGAINST abstract thinking, I don't think ive ever heard somebody say that before, denounce such a major part of thinking development.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Can you imagine Phil's Bar Rescue episode?

Why won't people come into my bar? Bugged restaurant mechanics

 

[Lord_Point]

This shit right here is retarded as fuck. Just publicize your gay ops for everyone to know. Do your little plan without having to alert everyone and you could actual make people laugh. His paypigs are just going to show him this. This is why people like SnowKarl were actually funnier than the legitimate “trolls”.

Agreed, looking for ass pats for talking about doing something or trying to get other people to do it for you is gay and retarded. Also, why not post the response from DSP, wouldnt that be more funny then a fake email?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Can you imagine Phil's Bar Rescue episode?

"I'm enjoying the food. I don't know what's going on. You guys wanted my help! I don't know what else to do. Tell me what I should do!"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I would think all the drivers have to call and get it. That's why you choose that community to live in Phail.

It's a shame his local DoorDash drivers aren't aware of this rant. Could you imagine if the next call he gets from one of them is telling him that because of his complaints they're no longer allowed to enter gated communities and he has to pick up the delivery outside the gate from now on?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Ver archivo adjunto 2925448

This shit right here is retarded as fuck. Just publicize your gay ops for everyone to know. Do your little plan without having to alert everyone and you could actual make people laugh. His paypigs are just going to show him this. This is why people like SnowKarl were actually funnier than the legitimate “trolls”.

Isn't this the dude who tried to claim that DSP was playing CoD on his off time, despite all the obvious signs it wasn't him like playing with microphone and it requiring DSP to play video games for enjoyment let alone for actual 0 dollars? How do all of these weird ass op channels end up getting so many people following them?