DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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Phil's tongue is brown / yellow. He looks like a corpse. He's gotta be one of the filthiest, unhealthiest people I've seen. He also seems to be hungover this morning, or still drunk from the previous evening.

Spoilered for your discretion...

Literally a lot can be said about a persons tongue medically when examined. He's just a walking pile of mucus at this point.
 
Day drinking confirmed

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The joking tone about needing boxers after making 100k a year and being shameless about it, then followed with a couple tips, laughing, and going
"Ack ack look at that!"

He's scamming you real time then laughing at your face at this point. Lying to your face and giggling about it.
 
Phil's tongue is brown / yellow. He looks like a corpse. He's gotta be one of the filthiest, unhealthiest people I've seen. He also seems to be hungover this morning, or still drunk from the previous evening.

Spoilered for your discretion...

A dark yellowish tongue can be, and often is, a sign of poor oral hygiene which Philip surely has. In very rare cases it could be a sign of diabetes or a condition called jaundice, which is a condition that causes yellowing of the eyes and/or skin. A funny note, jaundice is a condition that may be a sign of liver problems, need I say more lads?
I think it's most likely that he has awful oral hygiene, and he just ate some awful food which caused him to have a shit coloured tongue.
 
ok wtf is going on? Now his take on the game awards isn't terrible, though I mean it's whats the major twitter talking point at the moment but I didn't hear "allah pee pee pullers" said.

aaaaaaaaaaand the toxicity the beginning to leak through as Last of us 2 was brought up

N/M he started doing the usual phil talking in circle and starting to insult people who don't have DSP think...this is a weird and rather long pre-stream
 
A dark yellowish tongue can be, and often is, a sign of poor oral hygiene which Philip surely has. In very rare cases it could be a sign of diabetes or a condition called jaundice, which is a condition that causes yellowing of the eyes and/or skin. A funny note, jaundice is a condition that may be a sign of liver problems, need I say more lads?
I think it's most likely that he has awful oral hygiene, and he just ate some awful food which caused him to have a shit coloured tongue.

Also looks a lot like dehydration which is fucking hilarious since that basically confirms that bottle doesn’t have water in it. If it’s not booze then it’s definitely filled with some sugary shit.
 

"Mort" is right, given Phil's drinking.

Also Phil, regarding the story of why you're late: stop trying to be funny, because you're not. The idea when someone tries to inject humour into a story is to know when to back off. If you stay with something too long (as you did), it no longer becomes funny. Then again, the story about the cartel owners finding you out wasn't funny at all. So don't even try.

But hey, I'll give you points for finally figuring out how to shave again. Now if only you'd figure out that it's time for you to retire that thing you call a goatee.
 
Phil would always have to use the bathroom around 12:15, but all of a sudden he has no urges to use it.

Guess this is how things are when no one is allowed to point out inconsistencies?!

Instead now he has to go refill his gin-I mean water, and do a few quick pulls.
 
I made another DSP video. This one is a bit frustrating as I have no clue whatsoever what could have caused Phil to do this. I just noticed it and thought it was really weird he started spending so much more on grocery shopping, especially at Fred Meyer.

I'd appreciate some knowledge on why if anyone else has a clue.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0Rn-1FPxLc
informative but PLEASE get a half decent microphone
 
End of prestream status:

Total tip: $47

Top tip: Hydra90 ($20)

Members: 290

People who attend or organize game shows are morons, shills, and circle jerkers according to Phil

He is doing fan service by "greatly reducing prestream time to maximize gameplay", yet already over 1 hour of prestream

He is going downstairs to get water but afraid that people will leave stream when he leaves

"I can't afford to lose viewers and I really need tips today. Anything you can tip me today determines how much grocery I can buy tomorrow"

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Does he not understand that sarcasm isn't inherently funny? His sarcastic comments are always so fucking bland and on-the-nose.
Wow, what do you mean not being sarcastic isn't funny? You mean like right now? That really upsets me, it really does.

It's like he's talking to a bunch of kids or trying to be the cool uncle. I suspect a potential money high again, like last GTA stream. Which makes sense why he's playing it again, and Hydro is around.
 
He is going downstairs to get water but afraid that people will leave stream when he leaves

"I can't afford to lose viewers and I really need tips today. Anything you can tip me today determines how much grocery I can buy tomorrow"
I would point out to him that he shouldn't imply he has no food when I know he's not meaning to, but there's no point because he's a fucking idiot and doesn't listen.
Phil really must have a bad case of Korsakoff Syndrome, as he’s already forgotten about yesterday’s tips.
I'm starting to think reality is seeping into his speech these days. It's like part of his brain knows those tips from yesterday are already gone, and can't help letting that out when he begs. Makes sense when you factor in that Phil has no plan beyond "beg for and then spend money every day". He's not saving up, he's not running a long con that will end with him in the Bahamas being serviced by hot hookers. Maybe he's not deliberately leaving mention of that money out, or forgetting it, but unintentionally acknowledging that it vanishes as soon as he gets it? He acts like he doesn't have any money from yesterday because he legit doesn't.
 
Phil really must have a bad case of Korsakoff Syndrome, as he’s already forgotten about yesterday’s tips.
I laughed out loud at this because I thought it was a made up sci fi thing but then I googled it and
Korsakoff syndrome ( KS) is a disorder of the central nervous system characterized by amnesia, deficits in explicit memory, and confabulation. This neurological disorder is caused by a deficiency of thiamine (vitamin B 1) in the brain, and it is typically associated with and exacerbated by the prolonged, excessive ingestion of alcohol
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