DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So the most awesometacular game ever saved the stream?

Hitting 1000 viewers during his prestream initial stalling segment and netting a whopping $182 in tips.

NGL I'm a bit underwhelmed I was expecting at lot more po$itivity and $upport. But I'm sure that now with the dislike button hidden and the elimination of any and all trolling, things will pick up.

So what are the guesses at when he'll start throwing bitch fits about this game and dump it on the late stream?

 

[Kornheiser]

DSP's manlove for CM Punk is so fucking weird. The man was 30 years old when literally changed how he dressed and acted to be like the man. He was 30 years old throwing tantrums in videos because of fake wrestling storylines. He still to this day is angry at CM Punk's treatment or whatever. So fucking weird.



Holy shit, he actually said "mentally challenged" lmao. I know it's probably an accident and he meant his usual "mentally ill" but I'd like to think it's the mask slipping and he's gonna start flinging slurs any minute.

CM Punk and Phil really do act alike, they both whine and bitch about everything.

 

[Brother Wind]

Interesting. OMM did tip and Phil read it at the end of the break. So we've bumped it back to the old pattern where we pretended they came in over the break.
Curiously, he didn't take Swagneto off the board despite his $20 tip being lower than the $25 from OMM.
It's a sure sign of transparency when basic features (like the highest tip being on the leaderboard) all of a sudden have mystery criteria and exceptions.

EDIT: Phil just said that CM Punk has 'popularized' the song 'Cult of Personality' by Living Color.
It wasn't popular back when it was first in GTA:SA, but Phil's idol, CM Punk made it cool.

Why does he think it was included in GTA:SA's soundtrack, exactly...?
And why does he think CM Punk has enough draw outside of wrasslin' fans to make a song popular?
The answer is that Phil is using himself as 'everyone' again. Phil liked the song after CM Punk used it, therefore we all must have.

Man this is somehow Phils worst take. That song kicks buckets of ass. Also, hope he never finds out what the lead singer looks like. Or he will be shitting fingers (btw Phil, thats what a normal shit joke looks like)

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wow. He has "a bill" that will clear "either today or tomorrow" that he's "raising money for".

So an unnamed bill, with an unnamed deadline, with an unnamed amount of money needed. He's just not even pretending to try, is he?

I'm trying to wrap my head around how a 'bill' clears. I just want the payment to clear. And if that's what he means, then he already sent the money. He's trying to baffle the dents with bullshit as usual.

Interesting. OMM did tip and Phil read it at the end of the break. So we've bumped it back to the old pattern where we pretended they came in over the break.
Curiously, he didn't take Swagneto off the board despite his $20 tip being lower than the $25 from OMM.
It's a sure sign of transparency when basic features (like the highest tip being on the leaderboard) all of a sudden have mystery criteria and exceptions.

EDIT: Phil just said that CM Punk has 'popularized' the song 'Cult of Personality' by Living Color.
It wasn't popular back when it was first in GTA:SA, but Phil's idol, CM Punk made it cool.

Why does he think it was included in GTA:SA's soundtrack, exactly...?
And why does he think CM Punk has enough draw outside of wrasslin' fans to make a song popular?
The answer is that Phil is using himself as 'everyone' again. Phil liked the song after CM Punk used it, therefore we all must have.

Cult of Personality came out in 1988 when he was fucking 6 (though I get it......some think he still is). We played the shit out of that song at the time. Actually the whole album. It's been in regular rotation on rock FM stations ever since.
GTA itself began in 1997

I don't go to a YT video I want to see by a content creator I like, and look at the dislike number and go "Oh god... this is all so negative... I can't watch this anymore... I still love this person, but too many people clicked thumbs down..."

I don't even look at the like/dislike. Even if I was disappointed.

Petition to stop using DSP's nomenclature and stop calling his stalling segments "prestreams". It's a fucking stupid term especially considering the fact that he's already streaming during them.

I've already stated how stupid it is. 'Prestream' is whatever he's doing from the end of the last stream to the beginning of the next.

 

[Agent Proper]

Man this is somehow Phils worst take. That song kicks buckets of ass. Also, hope he never finds out what the lead singer looks like. Or he will be shitting fingers (btw Phil, thats what a normal shit joke looks like)

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I'll take Bad Brains any day over these dudes.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Hey Phil, I just want you to know that

not me.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

What's even funnier is that Phil calls people exceptional when he's talking about a platform that he depends on implementing a feature that caters to people who are snowflakes and want to silence people they dislike.

And, you know, maybe they dislike "ableism", and calling people mentally challenged is grounds for cancelling to these people. These people that YouTube is pandering to.

The guy's ego is so huge that he simply doesn't realize how close to the sun he's flying most of the time.

It's just another instance of Phil being 100% in favor of things he claims to be against.
He always whines about how soft the modern internet is, how you can't say certain things anymore, but seal-claps for FeeFee Protection that benefits him.
Getting departnered for "hateful slurs"? WRONG! That never happened! But every retrospective he laments the things he can't say. And now he's all for people not being allowed to say mean things.
Makes sense if you don't think about it.

 

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muh safespace

I can still see your dislikes, jackass!

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can still see your dislikes, jackass!

Same here. His Lost Begment stream from Tuesday is impressive on the down votes. lol.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Man this is somehow Phils worst take. That song kicks buckets of ass. Also, hope he never finds out what the lead singer looks like. Or he will be shitting fingers (btw Phil, thats what a normal shit joke looks like)

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Phil's gin brain can only process what is immediately pertinent to his taste. The band is VERY fucking talented and were big in the late 80's/early 90's. But he didn't notice it until it is related to a wrestler he strokes off to.

 

[PieceofShet]

Its still there. What is he talking about?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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muh safespace

Phil, we know you lurk and well, you're a retard, this is the 3rd tweet and you had on this and still are wrong. It was bad enough that you quoted a tweet from youtube that you shit on yt for but what you shit on them for was answered in the last 7 words of the tweet you illiterate mongoloid.

It's literally in the video they posted too "the dislike button is staying, but the dislike counts will be private" they're still there. Now you can see them "if you want to" so captain delusional just because you say they're gone doesn't mean it's true.

oh and Asmongold used DSP as an example of people who get dislike brigade but also said that seems an odd reason since people do the same with likes. UH OH PP, is Asmongold "punching down?"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Add to this a whopping 4 comments. So yeah rollout not done yet.

So let's play pretend and say Phil is right. All the toxic negativity is a concerted effort by nolife mentally ill conspiracy bullytrolls. If the down votes go away because there is no longer a hate bandwaggon, nobody else could possibly down vote any of his amazing khantent, this will for sure tank his engagement even further.

But I'm quite sure that what will happen is that now that you can only see the truth (upvotes) the hivemind sheep that has now stopped bullytrolling will instead click on the upvote.

 

[actually]

I'm trying to wrap my head around how a 'bill' clears.

I always assume it just means "is due". You are correct that one typically refers to a check "clearing" b/c it takes at least a few days for each bank to confirm that 1) the check is legit; and 2) that there's money in the payer's account to cover it. It's how people get scammed on the whole "Keep the extra from this check and send me the rest."

'Prestream' is whatever he's doing from the end of the last stream to the beginning of the next.

I would accept "prestream" being the time before he starts talking. As soon as he starts talking, it's a stream.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Uhhhh I still need the money morahhhn!!

Like seriously if you own a restarant, and uhhhh you reach your goal for the day, you don't just close up shop for the day....tuhuhuhu *pulls off glasses and puts head in hands* seriously these morahns in chat.

If you can't understand that then, I cant help you. I'm sorry that you are stoopid, STOOPID! *leans in* You know what I've had enough of your conspiracy theory bullshit....get the fuck out of here troll.

I feel like this same joke has been made before but the idea of a waiter coming up to you at dinner and saying "By the way, I prefer a cash tip at the end, as he gets the money immediately, just just being honest with you, you know I'm an honest guy, this has been one of the slowest night shifts in recent memory" is so good.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Add to this a whopping 4 comments. So yeah rollout not done yet.

So let's play pretend and say Phil is right. All the toxic negativity is a concerted effort by nolife mentally ill conspiracy bullytrolls. If the down votes go away because there is no longer a hate bandwaggon, nobody else could possibly down vote any of his amazing khantent, this will for sure tank his engagement even further.

But I'm quite sure that what will happen is that now that you can only see the truth (upvotes) the hivemind sheep that has now stopped bullytrolling will instead click on the upvote.

What's funny is Phil thinks that because the "dislike button" will be done away with, that the "trolling" will stop.

No one is going to watch your videos, see you yell at your viewers and ban them, and then come away from it thinking "wow he is such a positive guy."

Also no your own paypigs don't count, because they are conditioned to enjoy the abuse.

If anything running away from conflict is making him weaker and weaker...he can't even handle twitter arguments without his finger poking the block button.

Again Keemstar is a successful version of Phil, he gets to be an asshole and make a fuck ton of money...unlike Phil who is just an asshole.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I like when he complains about hitting the stream goal because of one or two people.
He hates the Fifty Bit Bitches so much but it’s entirely his own fault that his streams are carried by whales

I like that but in the sense that it’s fucking absurd. He actually says “the responsibility of support should not be on 1-2 people” there is no responsibility of support. If you make good content, people donate because they WANT to support you. No ones obligated to, it speaks to his arrogance and entitlement that he genuinely believes he’s obligated to money just for streaming.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

I'm trying to wrap my head around how a 'bill' clears. I just want the payment to clear. And if that's what he means, then he already sent the money. He's trying to baffle the dents with bullshit as usual.

He's implying that the debit is pending towards his account and that he can't see a running balance to tell whether or not it's going to post or be declined due to non-sufficient funds, so by acquiring tips he can help guarantee it'll post.

Translation: "I failed to manage my finances, now YOU pick up the slack!" Even though it's a lie. Dude prefers to be seen as a loser and a liar rather than balance a checkbook.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

You all know the drill. Bugged typing mechanics.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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You all know the drill. Bugged typing mechanics.

You all know the drill. Bugged typing mechanics. Drunk off his ass by noon again.