DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

According to his day off recaps, he goes out on his own these days to run the weekly errands. It seems Kat stays at home playing Skrim and getting blacked by a line of Tevins.

No idea why he doesn't just get groceries delivered right to his door then.

Assuming what he's telling his audience is all true, which is never the case.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

NGL, I would like to see some footage of Phil in the wild running errands during his day ahff.

The only thing we've gotten is him walking in the mall with Panda

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

No idea why he doesn't just get groceries delivered right to his door then.

Assuming what he's telling his audience is all true, which is never the case.

I wouldn't be surprised if he already does get everything delivered and only goes outside 1-2 times a month now, either to drop off Jasper's stockpiled shit or to get his mop maintained at Curls and Twirls.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If it's anything like he was before with Leanna, he'd be holding Kat's hand while muttering to her to just ignore people if they came up to them.

That is, if Kat lets him hold her hand.

He was actually with Kat when that happened in IKEA

 

[Wasabi Panda]

popped in to see if king of whining 15 started yet and, phil, my man, mai pigger

you funny.

sitting there with this smug dismissive arrogant look staring at the camera like he's trying to break the 4th wall asking why no one is talking in chat "are you taking a keyboard break?" then on to how youtube, the company who less than 24 hours ago iirc could do no wrong and was so good they cured his canceraidsgoutebolacovidswineflu is now full of problems.

pigga you cray cray

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Don't do this to his neighbors, they have zero interaction with Phil as it is so all you're doing is feeding his "trolls are out to get me" narrative.

I disagree fuck him up fam

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil still utterly bamboozled that the new releases aren't becoming channel members and videos aren't going through the roof. Also pignotising himself thinking that 100 subscribers in two days is something amazing.

Also stoopid yootoob not giving him the gifted subs yet, utterly seething there is no easy way for OiC to give him a monthly stipend.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Wings trolls are on another level compared to DSP trolls. Most DSP trolls are autistic gatekeeping fuckers "HI if your reading this cause some are on the farms." Which is why we never see anyone attempt anything on the level of trolling Wings recives cause that's considers a gay ops and frowned apond in this gatekeeping community. But hey troll tipping is alright just don't go to Phils house and throw a piece of Bologna on his window cause that will make all us detractors look bad and give ammo to DSP to receive more money from his fans. What I just said sounds completely gay and autistic but its what DSP kiwifarms thread is basically now. A bunch of pussys to scared to have some fun cause they want the internet to proceed them as better than the person they type about daily being a loser.

This is why Wings trolls have more fun while DSP trolls just fight each other in nonsense over fucking internet morals. Get fucking real losers.

Then go and fucking do it. Or don't. You're like those 4channers who spent days agonizing over how to get the HWNDU flag in Liverpool, creating these elaborate plans but not actually doing anything, while some retards just went for it and did it (granted they didn't actually get the flag because sharpened pieces of steel are apparently a deadly weapon in britbongistan, they did get to appear on stream tho).

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I'm not willing to do anything in real life but I will laugh at anyone posting DSP birthday flyers around his gated community in minecraft

 

[architects]

That blowjob comparison he just made was fuckin great…dudes desperation is in rare form.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the problem with going in hard about trolling him is for one talking about it on the farms, a site he OIC and probably super hound all frequent is like just blatantly telling him what you're going to do.

Then there's how he's so far gone and so delusional he lives in his own reality, it might get to him for like a day then it'll turn into "the trolls tried to take my PSN account but they failed and I got them cause they're stupid" to "trolls got my PSN account then I got on my flaming horse and dick slapped them in the face till the gave back and all the women cheers as I came home a conquering hero!" to "tsss that never happened what are you talking about"

Examples...

- getting kicked from blip
- the tut situation
- chargebacks
- the "Swatting"
- superhound
- THYDP good
- THYDP bad
- how things ended with howard and rambo
- getting tevin banned from twitch
- getting removed from the partnership program
- getting the boot from machinima
- getting kicked out of the adsense program
- getting kicked from the amazon affiliate program
- sponsorships
- his history of gaming
- being a body builder
- his bankruptcy
- "identity theft"
- Khet leaving the Halloween stream
- obvious super obvious troll fan art
- obvious troll opening and closing of the podcast
- getting a cardboard dick mailed to him
- multiple doxxings
- moderator discord
- anonymouse leaks


It'll go: no big deal -> incredibly big deal "you yes you" -> life and death situation -> not such a big deal he got ahead of it -> he actually stopped it or let it happen cause the trolls are dumb -> reverses it so he looks like he was not the victim -> goes into the "I need pitty bucks" bank and for now never happened.

we've seen it so many times already.

Besides I think it's a safe bet to say that some behind-the-scenes gay ops that no one was looking for asspats about had a hand in getting him removed from the twitch partnership program. That and it could also be safe to say people constantly posting phil being a racist towards asians every time twitch virtue signaled how much they loved asians, when that was a thing on social media for like 3 months, may have helped. Makes ya think what would happen with the same situation but with the last week of Black history month virtue signal overdrive on social media and a recent best of phil's love for black people....anyway...

EH but if it's your thing then go for it, who the fuck cares what we farts think unless you're doing it for asspats. like seriously no one is stopping anyone from trolling phil hard just shut up about it till after the fact and don't fuck it up like the bankruptcy call.

 

[architects]

Games boring? Come hangout guys…have fun social interactions with me and the chat. Just don’t talk about anything outside of me…positive interactions only…hint hint!! This fuckin guy,

 

[Lazycunt]

So this cunt is blaming youtube for his fuck ups, because he left the stream in a rage lastnight so whoever it was that called it, is a champion

Phill will read a guide for a game but not for youtube he expects his fans to do it, this faggoy is allergic to google

He can't set up multiple streams ....allergic to any sort work, out of hours..
Mustn't be to keen for that growth you piece of shit

Running around in the morning doing stuff.... cunt we know you roll out of bed he has nothing else going on in his life and he still pushes this I'm busy ... busy with what nigga?
No friends no family no fucking hobbies you boring fuck,

Doing his fucking history rant that I bet is fucking wrong or only half right

I'm only fucking 20 mins intro the prestream.
He's putting words into the mouth of a retard lol rob on wheels and seeing up weird fucking behind the scene payments.

"Interesting data"
The stupid out of place shit this social retard says.

This elden ring thing saying fucking elden ring, hasn't he done this multiple times
I can't wait because most of the dents should be broke and that will be funny

It's funny if his day off changes ...what's the fucking joke where is the humour

Dying light dropped because he can't figure out how to play games like a normal person not a retard
No one talking about dying light..

Positive news
Phill got 100 subscribers in 2 day and that is a lot for a short amount of time
The fucking copium of this guy could power the world.
Phill is begging for old videos to gets likes do you guys know any content creators that beg for likes on old videos ..
Thousands of views only 20s likes ......and he's taking responsibility but it's your responsibility to ask friends and family to spread the word.
Bitching about getting departnerd again
Only what's likes if they like ....well that is it phill.

Omg
Youtube never promised you fucking gifted members your dumb fuck and if someone gifts you subs then they no longer have tip money you fucking moron.
He is taking it as youtube personaly slighting him the self importance, the thing is if he get a whole of gifted subs from a whale they are going to have less money to tip.
People are not infinite money bags like he seems to think.

Fuck he's going to beg everyday for a like....what a little bitch


Talking about tomorrow's stream every fucking stream at the start of the current stream.

It's just fucking gay and proves he's a slimey cunt
You are going to die a sad lonely cunt have fun with the positive contributions only have to look like a clown and a retard can you imagine your parents or other family watching you beg on stream how embarresing would that be
I bet all your old friends don't even fucking think of you phill.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Games boring? Come hangout guys…have fun social interactions with me and the chat. Just don’t talk about anything outside of me…positive interactions only…hint hint!! This fuckin guy,

So if you are bored watching him he wants you to have a nice discussion with Derich or any of the various Rain Men in his chat. Sounds fun.

I heard him bitching about YouTube programmers again, lazy people sitting around with their thumbs up their asses. Guy who hasn't worked in 15 years is mad about this free service he's getting.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

That blowjob comparison he just made was fuckin great…dudes desperation is in rare form.

"Sorry I shouldn't have said blowjob. That was sexist. Oral sex."
Hunhh!??!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He was actually with Kat when that happened in IKEA

If I recall, there was also a picture of him and Leanna at the mall doing the same thing.

 

[UsedUp]

So its quite literally now WHEEL CHAIRS PAY MY TAXES THEN CONTACT ME BEHIND THE SCENES TO BUY ME A NEW PC. This guy.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

"Sorry I shouldn't have said blowjob. That was sexist. Oral sex."
Hunhh!??!

1) WTF? Dis he really say that?
2)Hi Phil. That second statement is even more sexist as per Twitter and other social media in current year girls can have dicks as well.

 

[Comma]

Jesus Christ, the amount of stalling on these pre-streams nowadays. Absolutely insufferable.

Hasn't even started gameplay yet, and will take a half-hour break in about an hour, probably moaning about tips if they haven't moved much within said hour.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

1) WTF? Dis he really say that?
2)Hi Phil. That second statement is even more sexist as per Twitter and other social media in current year girls can have dicks as well.

Yes he really apologized for saying blowjob because it's not inclusive enough I guess.