Jesus Christ, that was fucking pathetic. Phil really thought that he could win an Oscar for that performance he gave, thinking the dents would buy it. As P.T. Barnum once said "You can fool most of the people most of the time." and knowing the Jayde's of his chat, that's not hard to do. I know TimboSlice is looking to go into bankruptcy once again to support Philly cheesesteak, so, that won't be hard.
That said, happiness is one Hogan pull, Amazon purchase, DoorDash order, or Pokémon card rip away. Cheer up, Philly boy!
we will need dm's at some point to confirm, but allegedly according to Warski tonight, Phil dm'd him and said "hey u up?" and said to Warski that he noticed how his arms were bigger and he started to ask how to do certain workouts to get his biceps bigger -and also said he had info on the quartering and would they like to work with him again to make money- I hope this is true, but without the dm's we don't know.
What I find funny about the Kino's is that they know "working" with Phil is exhausting. Hell, even Triple P, I call him Triple P, mentioned that dealing with Phil, even going as far as calling him a "emotional vampire". Hell, they even called him "mentally ill", which fits Officer Whitney and the 220 label that was slapped on him, and anyone that has dealt with Phil knows that he is EXHAUSTING to deal with. How the coke addict and diaper boy were able to keep up the facade for how long they did, kudos. I'm surprised Warski didn't fall off the wagon after dealing with Phil, because if I was Warski, my ass would be looking for an 8-ball. Hell, even to do some speed-balling.
I had a feeling Phil was reaching out to the Kino's because he truly thought that they were his friends, but Phil being fucking Phil, it took awhile for him to realize that they were LAUGHING at him not with him. Hell, he even blew off Triple P's invite to Florida, which Phil basically told Triple P "No, that's weird that you want to hang out with another guy." Yet, making gay "jokes" about wanting to sleep with John Rambo, filming his feet, and giving him shit and getting mad when he was calling his girlfriend back home when you and John were in the Midwest, which you could tell John Rambo was like "Dude, what the fuck?" That's okay...but going to Florida on a all expense paid trip with your mo-wife, hanging out with Triple P, and going to Hogan's bar, that's suspect and that Triple P might want to be gay for you, that's suspect.
But, hey! Weirder things have happened on the dark side of the internet.