At least $700 of that $850 is suspect and might not be real donations at all. When people hear he's getting 850 suddenly he sounds like a streamer worth giving money to and a successful one. In an industry like streaming where it's pretty feast or famine, faking success can absolutely lead to real success for some people.
We all are retarded by proxy, but at least we have normally shaped heads with occipital bumps because we actually received tummy time. It's stats.
If Asmong can convince Phil to stop flexing for men on the Internet it will be worth the month of whaling out Phil gets. Can I be ahnest? Not really anyone's buisiness if you're losing weight by Ozempic or the normal way. This lying in particular however is egregious and the arrogance makes me geinuinely annoyed. I wasn't even saying anything the first weeks he implied he was working out. Mozol Tov. Burn that fat. But he's acting like such a massive faggot about it that if he IS exercising I sincerly hope he tears a tendon. Sound good?
My favorite Phil loop is when he goes on about how much he doesn't care about criticisms...as he spends 30 minutes going over each criticism to tell people how much he doesn't care about them. Never change, gin monkey.
I hope he speedruns the whole thing, has to sell the overpriced apartment, and walks away with only $50. Then he can open a pack for the bum on the corner.
oh he absolutely believes it.
doody needs content
This retard is always acting like he's better than popular youtubers, i'm assuming this is toward a few youtubers.
requires a certain degree of autism to memorize so many creatures and their abilities, will filter out pretty much anyone normal. also you get a unique mix of furries and pedophiles within the fanbase. those are just the games though. with the cards you still get that, but you also get the special breed of retard that believes printed bits of cardboard are an investment. it's all incredibly cursed, which is why this arc is so special
it's 100% about pewdiepie. he just uploaded another vid about some random sidequest he's on that almost certainly ended up in phil's feed. phil unironically believes that pewdiepie would be nothing without him and seethes with rage and envy whenever he sees the life he believes he should have had. compare early pewdiepie to early dsp and the difference is insane.
This rant is not toward any particular youtuber, nor are any of his rants about any topic, ever.
This is actually interesting, because now i'm thinking...Who can Phil possibly punch down against? Not LTG, maybe Wings(maybe), I guess Cyraxx? Good job phil!
I should have added the fine print in my message that I was excluding his drama rants about lolcow stuff, because he can punch down on both LTG and Wings without feeling cognitive dissonance. LTG is more black than him and Wings is more rotund.
I always get a laugh out of how Phil while bitch and moan about instant gratification ruining society and then turn around rage at a game because it won't give him what he wants right away.
