DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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There goes my hero....
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top10 EU in Lords Mobile dijo:
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This is 100% foreshadowing for tomorrow, too. There will be a rambling segment at least twenty minutes long and probably longer about how awful mowlth-drooling morahns on the Internet today hyperfixate on the stupidest things, and they can’t move ahn from the Incident, or whether he said comes in denim, and all these things, while he’s BEEN moved on and is living his best life, dood.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least half the airtime tomorrow on this supposed Mega-Man focused marathon is just him ranting about the Incident and detractors.
 
I wish Phil's general perception would move on from "The Incident", whether it was fake or not or whatever he thinks about it. Because he's so much more of a begging scumbag the past decade.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
This is 100% foreshadowing for tomorrow, too. There will be a rambling segment at least twenty minutes long and probably longer about how awful mowlth-drooling morahns on the Internet today hyperfixate on the stupidest things, and they can’t move ahn from the Incident, or whether he said comes in denim, and all these things, while he’s BEEN moved on and is living his best life, dood.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least half the airtime tomorrow on this supposed Mega-Man focused marathon is just him ranting about the Incident and detractors.
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If there is a God then Phil will make less then 200 dollars tomorrow and will have a all time great meltdown. But we are now in a Godless land and the Dents will shower him in DentBucks as they can no longer afford to eat due to inflation.
 
Whatever Phil does tomorrow, it will suck because he's physically incapable of either being funny or laughing at himself. It will be the same lame fucking jokes he's already made about "bursting", then he'll say he's so much happier now and we're a bunch of hyperfocused retards.

As an aside, in the day stream today, Phil explained why he can't:
1) fly (airports are too dangerous)
2) skydive, bungee jump, or do anything else risky (you only do these things if your life has been easy)
3) own a grill (even though he made up the law, based on what he said, his yard isn't even 10 feet wide)
4) go to Seattle, which he now claims is an hour away even though it's 20 minutes (it's a deathtrap)
5) take a vacation (owns a cat)
6) go on a cruise (overpriced and goes to tourist traps).

Yes, it certainly sounds a happy life that we're all jealous of.
 
strandedcastaway dijo:
Whatever Phil does tomorrow, it will suck because he's physically incapable of either being funny or laughing at himself. It will be the same lame fucking jokes he's already made about "bursting", then he'll say he's so much happier now and we're a bunch of hyperfocused retards.

As an aside, in the day stream today, Phil explained why he can't:
1) fly (airports are too dangerous)
2) skydive, bungee jump, or do anything else risky (you only do these things if your life has been easy)
3) own a grill (even though he made up the law, based on what he said, his yard isn't even 10 feet wide)
4) go to Seattle, which he now claims is an hour away even though it's 20 minutes (it's a deathtrap)
5) take a vacation (owns a cat)
6) go on a cruise (overpriced and goes to tourist traps).

Yes, it certainly sounds a happy life that we're all jealous of.
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It really speaks to how terrified he is of interacting with the outside world, alongside the fact that he has no interest in experiencing anything outside of the internet and things being delivered to his door. He lives in one of the top 3/5 or so places in the entire country to do various outdoor recreation activities, and he's NEVER done anything. He might as well live in rural North Dakota as long as it has 1. Amazon delivery and 2. up to 20 or so various fast food restaurants that participate in DoorDash.

He can't even imagine skydiving FOR FUN, which it is BTW try it I have, or go on a cruise to experience the Caribbean or Alaska or Italy or whatever. Unable to conceptualize that some people aren't afraid of life and want to do things.

I would bet there is a better than 50% chance he never leaves King County Washington ever again. Why would he? There could be trolls in public, he gets things delivered, why leave
 
I know we have the theory that he wanted to move closer to his relatives in Washington so he could mooch off of them. Do you think he has ever considered it would be better to just move somewhere with a lower cost of living, considering he can do this work anywhere?

Ah who am I kidding? He's all about the path of least resistance. I know that.
 
Coffee Man dijo:
I know we have the theory that he wanted to move closer to his relatives in Washington so he could mooch off of them. Do you think he has ever considered it would be better to just move somewhere with a lower cost of living, considering he can do this work anywhere?

Ah who am I kidding? He's all about the path of least resistance. I know that.
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Phil has been and he just gets snippy.

That middle condo is his one and only bargaining chip. It's what makes him a mature adult. It's what has gotten him two women to live with him. It's the one thing he can be proud about while streaming everyday begging retards.
 
Stream saved by UQN, dropping a late $25 after just getting home from work. Guy is a wagie, comes home from the coal mine and drops what must be half his daily salary on Phil. Truly galaxy brained behavior.
 
Phil has moved swiftly from owning the meme to shilling the meme.

He just announced he's lined up a super-special bust-themed animation for tomorrow's marathon - but it'll cost ya.
 
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Iron Hamster dijo:
Debunking yet another Phail lie:

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Debunking Phail's grill lie
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In classic Phail-style he probably created a new reality based on someone from the HOA telling him once to be careful where the charcoal goes while grilling outside

PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL dijo:
If there is a God then Phil will make less then 200 dollars tomorrow and will have a all time great meltdown. But we are now in a Godless land and the Dents will shower him in DentBucks as they can no longer afford to eat due to inflation.
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As I said earlier in the week, judging by the low tips all week it's very likely the dents have been holding up to splurge during the buttsting.

He'll spam the burst face emote and repeat "the camera was on" the whole day... It's a hard pass for me looking forward to see the highlights on here.
 
Whenever you're tempted to give Phil the benefit of the doubt that he's playing a character or not you really need to ask yourself what type of deranged retard turns his stream on and then jacks off rather than the other way round.
 
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