DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

DoctorLexus is now going by "Kickisneato"

 

[jules]

You can tell he's excited and on a high because he's talking really fast.
What a loser.

yeah he seemed to really need some sort of W, he literally sounds like he's tweaking off cocaine lmao

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I SAID I NEVER WANTED TO BE THIS CLOSE, PHIL!

 

[Love Is Blue]

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I SAID I NEVER WANTED TO BE THIS CLOSE, PHIL!

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[MC Law]

Phil was not a happy piggy. And I love how he blocked the word “retard” for the chat but can still say it himself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can't believe we're literally getting a DSP is a lifter saga. I hope he pulls a muscle.

Don't worry.........you're not.

I think he has periods

Yes.........he does. Especially to flush the sand out.

Do you think Piggy had a good deal of communication with his Champions faction or was it just that one time that guy on Discord....with the exact same name and ID tag as Phil....who also wrote in long multiple paragraph novellas being sure to self fellate himself wrote that post about how some super cool awesome undeserving of all the internet hate on demand content creator had the same name as his username and it was affecting his personal life.

I'm sure he got booted for talking down to them. See: Dent Sea Scrolls

He is such a retarded, insufferable child.
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If you don't like Phil's children's circus light show, it means you are stupid and don't understand artistic value. He designs the light shows by himself, by telling an AI app he wants it to look like rain or some other stupid shit. Yes Phil, you designed it and its an intellectual endeavor with artistic value.

Phail was finally right. The clown is stupid for spending $10 to babble.

What did he mean by this?
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He didn't get to finish it: Khet is a walrus, coo coo ka-chu

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

DoctorLexus is now going by "Kickisneato"
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ics vs lexus: battle of the degen whales in who can flush their money down the toilet the fastest. also, whenever stepcuck supports now, it seems like he always divvies out 1 sub at a time and maybe 500 kicks. don't know why he does that but it's pretty dented.

 

[thebigdream]

Imagine Phil acquiring gym equipment. It'd be the cheapest shit possible put together by himself. Its the exercise bike all over again except this time there's a chance he just gets trapped underneath the bar of some chink crap kids water weights set. That's the best ending. Just guillotined by his own hubris. A man can dream.

This is what Phil could have if you would just engage and support

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Rate me optimistic, but I think we can get some decent salt from Hollow Knight due to how they changed the healing between that and Silksong, Dave will be in for a rude awakening if he thinks he can just push a button and get 3 health back after a second. But he's doing this just so he can get that dent who handheld him through Silksong and fed him the plot through donos back, let's be real. That in line with yet another anonymous $50 tip will get him to the goal that doesn't exist but will drop games if we aren't near it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil should play Rustler. It's free on Epic Games.

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/rustler-grand-theft-horse-21a7ca?epic_creator_id=585fd9faadb3406ab9a0475bc1d24125&epic_game_id=aca2ee0619aa482791f0a71dbf3eeac0

Rustler - Grand Theft Horse​

Grand Theft… Horse​

Rustler is an open-world, top-down action game paying tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay, fusing it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting. Play as The Guy, whose parents apparently were too lazy to give him a proper name. Experience feudal injustice, inquisition, witch-hunting, and join The Grand Tournament. Meet valiant, yet incredibly stupid knights. Complete a wide variety of twisted missions and quests, or don’t give a damn about the plot and bring mayhem in the villages and cities. Choose to go on foot, or by a stolen horse. Fight with a sword or pick a fancy automatic crossbow. All that, spiced up with an inappropriate Monty Python inspired sense of humor.

 

[PigSeed]

Drake remix inbound

No, Phil. You're a fucking retard.

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[johnkimble123]

Late and unrelated by now, but on the topic of Phil's mental decline, I have to insist that Sidescrollers was the 9/11 of Philstory and is easily the most traumatizing experience of his life and what truly sent him to the deep end. You know that meme of the pink blob trying to get out of its safe space, getting pushed and then locking itself back on a thicker glass? That's what happened to Phil, except he wasn't pushed or attacked, he was simply confronted and even offered help to come clean instead of lying. Everything after that (the Yakuza rant, Kino Casino, Steve) has just been the result of Sidescrollers. Even if you go back to post-bankruptcy era Phil, he still can somewhat sound reasonable. Don't get me wrong, he was still the same fucking dickhead he is now, but back then he could have fooled people into thinking he's ok, unlike the Asmon tourists who immediately tapped out and realized he's insane.

What made Sidescrollers so special is how it seemed like it was going to be another Quartering, just some old-timer innocently inviting Phil for a chat and Phil thought it was his chance to make some friends. I think what truly hurt him the most is that he was at his most vulnerable here, and even Craig didn't seem to buy all the shit he was fed by spergs like Doody, so when the time came he realized in real time it as all true. There is a rather eerie feeling on that interview, like someone calling to a radio show and slowly revealing he murdered someone and is sitting by the still warm body. Those five hours were truly a once in a lifetime experience because we got to watch "normal" people being exposed to Phil and realizing it's all true (remember how even Null realized and understood why people troll Phil after speaking with him for one hour).

That was so mentally and emotionally stressful that I don't think Phil has even processed the trauma to this day and all the lashing out and insanity ever since has been a result of those emotions just sitting there unattended. You could even feel bad for the emotional damage this caused but Phil is such a piece of shit that instead it's just funny. Actually, when you think about it, maybe he exploded so badly after the "he's just like me frfr" because on a subconscious level he was reminded of Adam telling him "there go the delusions of grandeur again". I still remember how hurt he was when he found out they were doing a decompression stream talking about the interview ("THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING MARIO KART!"). That interview alone deserves a documentary, because the damage has been irreparable. It's the equivalent of an introvert being afraid of going outside and after gaining courage and finally venturing outside he gets mugged and gangraped in an alley, that's what happened to Phil, he got gangraped and since he's too emotionally stupid he hasn't been able to properly deal with that, but the feelings are still there.

What's funniest about the SS interview in hindsight is that Phil came out of it thinking it went great. He was happy.

Remember that this is the same interview that he claims to have been snaked in, bowlth by Keem & Gundam coming on & the aftershow, and where he has claimed multiple times later that he lied about things, even saying that a lie "is still an answer". The same interview he said would be the end all be all expose on him was later retconned into not being that and turning into a grilling.

There's an alternate reality where Phil doesn't go scorched Earth immediately and we get a similar arc to the Kino stuff where he thinks they love him and he goes on their show as the same joker/village idiot that he was with Kino.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

What's funniest about the SS interview in hindsight is that Phil came out of it thinking it went great. He was happy.

Remember that this is the same interview that he claims to have been snaked in, bowlth by Keem & Gundam coming on & the aftershow, and where he has claimed multiple times later that he lied about things, even saying that a lie "is still an answer". The same interview he said would be the end all be all expose on him was later retconned into not being that and turning into a grilling.

There's an alternate reality where Phil doesn't go scorched Earth immediately and we get a similar arc to the Kino stuff where he thinks they love him and he goes on their show as the same joker/village idiot that he was with Kino.

And even funnier, that would have been a better timeline for Phil! Sure, I don't think anyone buys that SideScrollers were on some altruistic moral high ground with the Phil interview - it's true they wanted to milk him (not even for sustenance!). But at the same time, Craig & Co. certainly wouldn't have wanted to turn Phil into a dancing retard the way the Casino was so obviously trying to do the whole time. If Phil had just not gone scorched earth and they'd been willing to do more with him, it could have led to an actual long-term working relationship of SOME kind.

Thankfully for all of us who enjoy watching him crash and burn, though, the only thing he's truly good at is burning bridges. Especially the ones that might really help him.

 

[Fridge Raider]

I have to insist that Sidescrollers was the 9/11 of Philstory and is easily the most traumatizing experience of his life and what truly sent him to the deep end

I think that each of the major arcs have chipped away at him until he is how he is now. Or maybe they were more like major blows than chips but you understand what I mean.

SS exposed him as the liar he is and he really couldn't talk his way out of it. Major blow.

Kino was the second chance he always said he needed, "if someone would just give me a chance to be seen without the detractor narrative then I would be sussessful and everyone would love me!" and he got that second chance. In addition to that he thought they were his friends, and this man is desperately lonely so that was a double whammy.

Then even if he coped his way out of that, he got the Asmon bump, another opportunity to be seen without the lens of the detractors. Platformed by one of the biggest streamers in the world, the opportunity of a lifetime. People got to see the chill positive guy he is, not the detractors' narrative. Welp, he blew that too, welcome....... home. And he really hasn't blamed the detractors for it because how can he? Mostly he says that people just moved on but even he has to think to himself "WHY did they move on? Why was it so quick?"

I honestly still think Kino was the most devastating because they made him look like an absolute idiot, but he was so desperate for attention and friendship that he just went along with it like the pathetic faggot he is. But regardless of what the final straw was or is, something has clearly changed in him, and I reckon it's that deep down he is realizing that all these years the problem really has been him, and his narcissism is fighting desperately to protect his ego from that reality. Regardless, I gotta say, it has been an absolute joy to watch. A disgusting wretched worm of a person trapped in a hell of his own making. Mighty satisfying to see karmic retribution play out like this.

the only thing he's truly good at is burning bridges

That's not true. He's also really good at making other pathetic weirdo losers look normal by comparison. Like RTU or Wings or LTG.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

And even funnier, that would have been a better timeline for Phil! Sure, I don't think anyone buys that SideScrollers were on some altruistic moral high ground with the Phil interview - it's true they wanted to milk him (not even for sustenance!). But at the same time, Craig & Co. certainly wouldn't have wanted to turn Phil into a dancing retard the way the Casino was so obviously trying to do the whole time. If Phil had just not gone scorched earth and they'd been willing to do more with him, it could have led to an actual long-term working relationship of SOME kind.

Thankfully for all of us who enjoy watching him crash and burn, though, the only thing he's truly good at is burning bridges. Especially the ones that might really help him.

Even if the bridge didn't burn, if Kat crossed it with him , it'd be crushed into dust.

 

[PigSeed]

If I were more autismo I'd have spent more time but you get the gist *sniff*

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

What did he mean by this?
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It was his follow up to this. Said Zangief looked like eggman. Phil got slaughtered, now he is eggman.

 

[Digger10]

I think that each of the major arcs have chipped away at him until he is how he is now. Or maybe they were more like major blows than chips but you understand what I mean.

The Joon documentary and the interviews with RTU and TruthSeekers also forced him to confront his lies and delusions more directly than normal.

I think part of his decline is also because of stress and bad health. He can blame his problems on other people as much as he wants, a lifestyle like his is still going to wear down most people.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Since were talking about SS I'm probably in the minority when I say that I liked the Truth Seekers interview a little bit better than the SS one but I also have a bit of a bias because I couldnt watch the SS interview in full. But also what made the Truth Seekers interview better was Craig and Adam started off as cordial while Steve did not but also Steve had more to go off of and was being fed information by Triple P (for old times sake) its in one of the Smark Guys episodes I believe its this one

but the problem with the Truth Seekers interview was that it came across as too performative especially with the BroSydePhil segment but I think it had to happen to prevent Phil from wage quitting but the icing on the cake was the Polygraph segment and the fact that Phil couldnt do a decompression stream that same night and make more money.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I think Asmon will be the most painful. Phil can't reasonably explain this one away like he could with KC and Side Scrollers to some degree as they did want him to answer for his lies. One of the biggest streamers out there gave him the rub, gave him validation that he is a gaming streamer that should be watched. And it's all gone, except for maybe the occasional passerby in under 2 months. He couldn't ask for a better opportunity gifted at his feet.