DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phil, buddy, you might want to cut back a little on the 2 A.M. gin posting. Tread carefully when it comes to drawing the attention of Wings trolls. As people have long pointed out, for all Phil's ree-ing on his pahdcasts about how he's the most trolled man and no one has it worse than him, he really has no idea how good he has it compared to some other cows - including, notably, Wings, whose trolls go way further with their harassment.

I'm sure it felt great when you were a bottle of gin deep to snidely talk about how you're better than them, though! No way that could backfire.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
As people have long pointed out, for all Phil's ree-ing on his pahdcasts about how he's the most trolled man and no one has it worse than him, he really has no idea how good he has it compared to some other cows - including, notably, Wings, whose trolls go way further with their harassment.
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The pigroach thought he had it bad with the SoK...he'd have killed himself with his self-defense hatchet if he had Wing's a-logs back from the old days. Those motherfuckers were relentless and had no compunctions against getting personal.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
Phil, buddy, you might want to cut back a little on the 2 A.M. gin posting. Tread carefully when it comes to drawing the attention of Wings trolls. As people have long pointed out, for all Phil's ree-ing on his pahdcasts about how he's the most trolled man and no one has it worse than him, he really has no idea how good he has it compared to some other cows - including, notably, Wings, whose trolls go way further with their harassment.

I'm sure it felt great when you were a bottle of gin deep to snidely talk about how you're better than them, though! No way that could backfire.
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You know it wasn't so long ago when he was begging Wing's trolls to stop Striking his videos. He was literally one more from getting yeeted from Youtube and AFAIK he still is. It's just pathetic. He has kowtow to them because he's desperate to find just one person to go after his detractors. Fucking kill yourself already Phil.

Oh. RIP Scott the Clott Adams. DSP goutlived another one
 
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AGoodBrazilian dijo:
He also says he doesn’t want to beg for money anymore because he’s tired of it — but 30 minutes earlier, he did exactly that.

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Where did your "Im gonna beg for money and you're gonna like it" bravado end up, Phil? Khet's folds?
 
not sure if it was mentioned but someone made DSP in Sora as a cast able character. It is mildly entertaining.

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Julia Chang dijo:
Exactly that I imagine. He's just signed into it on his phone and is drunk commenting on shit while laying in bed.
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What an existence. Here I am working a normal job like a sucker, while I could have a roommate agreement with my soulmate, drinking like there is no tomorrow, chatting up Wings detractors at 2 AM.
 
AGoodBrazilian dijo:
There are no goals anymore, and they’re never coming back.
But it’s because he’s hitting goals (that don’t exist) more often than not, and maybe the goals do have to come back if that changes.

He stopped using goals because people got tired of them, even though before that his audience understood them, enjoyed them, and actually had fun with them.

He also says he doesn’t want to beg for money anymore because he’s tired of it — but 30 minutes earlier, he did exactly that.

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It's actually somewhat impressive that DSP managed to make his shit content even shittier by playing that god-awful Zoomer-style music in the forebackground during the yap sessions.
 
RougeRed dijo:
You can tell which people are parasocial retards that want to "support with the content" and which ones think they're trolling. If it was just to mess with him, they give the minimum amount needed to get it to show up on screen and get a reaction from him. Anyone giving him more than the minimum is a genuine dent. The trolling attempts are also dented, but there is a definite difference in intent.
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One thing that is different now than it was in the past, especially in the Twitch days, is that the most consistent chatters all do not support, not even with memberships. Just off the top of my head... Fed Roger, Gameboy, KingMichael, Kopeaem... all non supporters. Yeah they either LARP so much that they are regular dents or are just regular dents, but it is hilarious that the only support he gets are from autistic lonely retards looking for attention or edgy autistic retards who give him money for even more dented reasons.

Like you said, it's very very hard to find a normal person in his audience.
 
Comma dijo:
It's actually somewhat impressive that DSP managed to make his shit content even shittier by playing that god-awful Zoomer-style music in the forebackground during the yap sessions.
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I've honestly started to really enjoy the shitty AI music in the background. Once you're in the crayon-sniffing zone listening to a mentally ill man ramble for a few minutes, and hear gay club beats thumping in the background while said mentally ill man whines about how hard his life is because he had to stay in his RGB gaymer nightmare of an ahffice updating his PS5, it all just really comes together into a perfect concert of retardation.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
Phil, buddy, you might want to cut back a little on the 2 A.M. gin posting. Tread carefully when it comes to drawing the attention of Wings trolls. As people have long pointed out, for all Phil's ree-ing on his pahdcasts about how he's the most trolled man and no one has it worse than him, he really has no idea how good he has it compared to some other cows - including, notably, Wings, whose trolls go way further with their harassment.

I'm sure it felt great when you were a bottle of gin deep to snidely talk about how you're better than them, though! No way that could backfire.
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Wingo's trolls have died down a lot since the weight loss surgery fiasco in the late 10s, as he's now confirmed as just a boring sad sack waiting to die. I'd say Richard and Phil are on similar ground overall when it comes to lolcows now.
johnkimble123 dijo:
One thing that is different now than it was in the past, especially in the Twitch days, is that the most consistent chatters all do not support, not even with memberships.
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Yes, and this is something Phil knows and manipulates us on when it comes to his sussess now to badly try dunking on Kino Casino. This was why he only counted tips, so he could cry poor. Then the idiot ran away all the 50 bit bitches.
 
smug comporon dijo:
Why does he use the DSPReacts channel for this stuff? Is it just the last channel he uploaded a hideous mobile phone video onto?
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He also has all 3 of his channels on 3 different Gmail accounts, since I'm pretty sure he had them all set up at one point to evade things like Adsense bans. So unlike a normal person who can share their Premium subscription across all their branded accounts, Phil has legit 3 logins for Google for each channel.
 
Phil playing that zombie streamer slop game should have been a slam dunk, considering how easy it is to incorporate chat in decision-making and speculation, but he played it in the most boring and retarded way possible, because of course he did. He really can't handle any sort of risk in a game; anything that might have unintended consequences or potentially embarrass him requires a board meeting about what he should do.

Phil! It's just video games, dawg! Discovery and adaptability are the point! Not everything succeeds, and that's fine! But Phil lacks both any curiosity and creativity, and everything about his choices must go through committee or be cross-referenced with a guide he's got open on his phone or in another tab, and he will slap wetly against every obstacle until the stars align and the game magically lets him pass without learning anything.

A cold day in Hell will come before he can be honest with himself about how much he hates video games, because he's at the point where he quite literally can't conceptualize why someone like Repzion would put 250 hours in Arc Raiders just for fun, without trying to monetize it by only playing on stream. He's already shown these characteristics plenty of times, especially in the last year, but they're especially prominent now, and only metastasizing. He just likes it when things make him money easily, and he thrives only on endless strings of minor dopamine hits with diminishing returns. Sweaty man gacha is absolutely frying his brain, and the alcoholism is wringing out the ridges until the grey matter is blissfully smooth.

I think PPP is probably right that the goal eventually will come back at $100, because he's having more trouble hitting the invisible $150 goal lately, and a lot of that is through YouTube (and probably on mobile), and that's probably making him very nervous. He needs the validation, he needs the tips, and he needs the stupid little victory shuffle with the shitty music and the falling money overlay animation. He needs the illusion that he's succeeding when there is only a slow march toward further isolation and irrelevancy that he's created for himself with his inability to learn and adapt.

Also, I'm starting to notice the lip smacking more, and while it's funny that the Rolan Bridge Cast has proven mostly useless except to rape his audio and generate shitty AI music while he blabs (and occasionally let him change his voice pitch for "comedic" effect), it's also driving me a little insane how bad his mixing is. His audio being shit was especially noticeable while playing Street Fighter, where you could hear his (elegantly svelte, definitely-not-fat) hooves smacking meatily against his fight stick (no May Burst pun intended).

Phil is, every day, spiritually more and more of a bitchy boomer white woman than any haggard midlife crisis troon could ever hope to be.
 
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Missing more and more goals (that don't exist) recently sure hasn't stopped the King from FLEXING on the haters by spending more of his dents' SSI money on RGB slop!

A new headphone stand spotted on today's prestream.




Also this nightmare fuel thanks to ALT.
 
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Baklava dijo:
He really can't handle any sort of risk in a game; anything that might have unintended consequences or potentially embarrass him requires a board meeting about what he should do.
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It's very funny how he used to be like that for only open games in the past. Now EVERY decisions in EVERY game requires a comitee's approval.

There's no way he'll improve on that as the dents keep spoonfeeding him guides for everything, as usual they're pulling him lower and lower by rewarding that sort of behaviour
 
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