DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

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He also is struggling to see the color purple and not think of Saints Row because thats the game he associates with the color purple.

 

[jules]

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it wouldnt shock me if he actually did buy the violet controller for the game with "violet" in the title, pretty cool dood.

thanks phil, that makes the stream just that much more chill and pahsitive, even if we cant see the controller 99% of the time!

 

[Captain Courage]

Three minutes into Code Violet and Phil is already avoiding the screen like its forced gore footage because a woman is missing her top yet still covering up.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil, why you looking so uncomfortable, buddy?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Three minutes into Code Violet and Phil is already avoiding the screen like its forced gore footage because a woman is missing her top yet still covering up.

Phil, why you looking so uncomfortable, buddy?
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we need a "faggot" reaction sticker

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Phil, why you looking so uncomfortable, buddy?
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The screens are what we're paying attention to, huh?

Banner stream for anyone looking to analyze how a closeted gay middle aged man handles having to look at a sexy woman!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil bought a new webcam because an update allegedly bricked one of his Instalink ones. I wish I was kidding but he couldn't figure out how to fix whatever non problem he had, so he has a webcam somewhere that's "bricked" probably in his closet with 7 mic arms and 4 capture cards. Oh and now 10 wrist rests.

Misspoke, Phil uses "bricked" to stand in the place of "there was an update and it didn't immediately work 100% when I tried it next because I was minorly inconvenienced by having to redo settings".

He likes using softlocked and hardlocked incorrectly all the time now too. Stuck in a game because you are doing something wrong = softlocked. A game being broken and needing a next day patch = hardlocked, and never patching or playing it again.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So it’s basically confirmed that Phil was the kid who got paid by his parents for putting their toast in the toaster. How else could someone be this lazy and expect money for something as arduous as configuring the settings for his PC game?

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

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The screens are what we're paying attention to, huh?

Banner stream for anyone looking to analyze how a closeted gay middle aged man handles having to look at a sexy woman!

Hopefully we can find some clothes... for goodness sakes.

He's not gay, he is just worried this young woman will catch a cold.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

His mo-wife must be lurking in the stream

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Hate to agree with DSP; this game does look like shit, what the fuck? Is this shit early access? I don't mind the ass and Phil acting like a closeted homo, but damn, 50 dollars?

 

[johnkimble123]

Literally most recently frequented besides his jahb.

Ugh, I hate having to be fair to Phil but those aren't by frequency anymore. I have Twitch on mine and I haven't been on there consistently in years. I think at some point Google stopped having those update and it's a completely manual process now.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil's commentary is top-notch.

First its he is gonna play the spiritual sucksessor to Dino Crisis.
Opening menu is purple so its like Saints Row.
They are in something looking like an old mansion so its like Resident Evil.
Then its got dinosaurs in a lab, so its like Jurassic Park in the future.
Then it has posters talking about the future of mankind so its like BioShock.

 

[Captain Courage]

I predict this will be a really fast wage quit. Phil is already completely retarded at yet another functionally simplistic game and also uncomfortable because he's gay and frustrated.

 

[johnkimble123]

Raise your hand if you're a flaming homo

Thanks Phil

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Jayde no like see him ton

 

[jules]

Phil's commentary is top-notch.

First its he is gonna play the spiritual sucksessor to Dino Crisis.
Opening menu is purple so its like Saints Row.
They are in something looking like an old mansion so its like Resident Evil.
Then its got dinosaurs in a lab, so its like Jurassic Park in the future.
Then it has posters talking about the future of mankind so its like BioShock.

a 5 year old child playing fortnite could give better commentary

 

[Switch Mongo]

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i swear, one day this retard is going to show something really embarrassing AGAIN on accident, it's only a matter of time.

ftfy

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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Hopefully we can find some clothes... for goodness sakes.

He's not gay, he is just worried this young woman will catch a cold.

Phil always gets me to chuckle with his reactions when either a hot woman or a woman in little clothes is on screen, vice versa his reaction when a half dressed muscular dude on screen.