DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Optimus Crime]

Still playing multiple mobile games casually and tried to dunk on someone saying Downfromtherafters logged on 25 minutes ago.... by saying he has been on stream for 25 minutes I don't think the math works out in your favor on that one DSP.

DSP refused to play indie games for years flat out even when people were telling him about brand new ones before they ever went viral popular so annoying when he tries to rewrite his history on this.

I've never seen Fatman and DSP in the same room together. I've also never seen DSP and DownFromTheRafters online at the same time. This basically means he's Fatman Downfromtherafters

 

[TulpaTownW]

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im shamelessly reposting cause no one saw this other thread
thanks for the hundo bomb i forgot all the words to this song. why is this song still going??
happy new year

 

[thebigdream]

Even on low difficulty, if his wealth is jacked up beyond his defenses he can get caught by a mech ship

I definitely think it'll be mechanoids that do him in. If he doesn't collect enough good weapons/properly seal off his base with defences, even a single mechanoid could rape him.

 

[johnkimble123]

"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect

Phil you're so fucking insignificant that nobody puts any effort in fucking with you. That's not a positive, that's because you're not worth anybody's time.

It's the same thing as "the internet doesn't hate me". Yeah, most of the internet says "wow that guy still exists, isn't he old as fuck and jerked off once". That 99% of people don't have a visceral response to you says a lot man.

Considering the most tame a-logging made you cry like a bitch (somebody saying they would spit on his cookies if he ordered them, somebody cancelling your pre-order of the Switch 2 which wasn't even really that hard to get another order for), if anybody ever remotely fucked with you, I guarantee you would make a video crying asking them to stop.

Also if you disappeared, Seattle would be a safer place to drive and buffets would be able to re-open because they don't have to worry about your fat wife cleaning them out.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

"Last year ... when people said I was having a renaissance, I kind of cringed..."

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT

Similar to when Phil recently said "felted" was cringe, stupid and made no sense for him to say. And then a week later he went back to saying it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Phil you're so fucking insignificant that nobody puts any effort in fucking with you. That's not a positive, that's because you're not worth anybody's time.

It's the same thing as "the internet doesn't hate me". Yeah, most of the internet says "wow that guy still exists, isn't he old as fuck and jerked off once". That 99% of people don't have a visceral response to you says a lot man.

Considering the most tame a-logging made you cry like a bitch (somebody saying they would spit on his cookies if he ordered them, somebody cancelling your pre-order of the Switch 2 which wasn't even really that hard to get another order for), if anybody ever remotely fucked with you, I guarantee you would make a video crying asking them to stop.

Also if you disappeared, Seattle would be a safer place to drive and buffets would be able to re-open because they don't have to worry about your fat wife cleaning them out.

to reference his recent crush, Wings, he'd probably kill himself* if subjected to even a fraction of the shit Wings has gone through. the fact that his email and console accounts haven't been stolen after all these years is a miracle by itself. even LTG gets fucked with more than phil does, if you want to continue discussing his various beaus. for all their autism, dentractors are weirdly good about not touching the cow for the most part. he gets so triggered by their mere existence that no one really needs to prod him for content.

*whether or not he has the willpower to do it is a different discussion entirely. he's extremely feminine so the best he can do is probably take a handful of random over the counter pills and get his stomach pumped and cry about it on social media for attention.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

to reference his recent crush, Wings, he'd probably kill himself* if subjected to even a fraction of the shit Wings has gone through. the fact that his email and console accounts haven't been stolen after all these years is a miracle by itself. even LTG gets fucked with more than phil does, if you want to continue discussing his various beaus. for all their autism, dentractors are weirdly good about not touching the cow for the most part. he gets so triggered by their mere existence that no one really needs to prod him for content.

I don't know how accurate that is, though. Wings plays it up when people fuck with him like sending shit to his house. I'm sure Phil has been sent horrible things over the years, but he ignores his mail and all human contact unless you get more money than him. I think this is what Phil refers to when he says Wingo feeds his trolls... in some ways Phil adheres to that, but then he'll mindlessly share things on streams for no reason.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

... if anybody ever remotely fucked with you, I guarantee you would make a video crying asking them to stop.

Remember when a few Wingo trolls (Not Dooty) were side eyeing Dave and he did the whole "If you fuck with me and that causes me to stop streaming, you won't have any fun!" thing? Yeah. I remember.

 

[neger psykolog]

"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect

Iconic. Iconical homosexual identity moment.

 

[Ardath]

When your baseline for winning is being alive and clicking start stream then yeah short of someone actually killing you irl you will survive, real high bar to clear.

 

[Mr. Brown]

"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect

It's really quite amazing that he keeps talking about doing livestreaming for the rest of his life.

Very sad, it's literally all he has. He's selling his dignity.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect

Ltg did the mentally untouchable gimmick forever ago. Phil just cant with his boyfriend.

 

[Zyklon C]

Phail's It's a Wonderful Life/If I Disappeared Hundreds of Thousands Would be Affected speech would have been jaw-dropping in its self-delusion had he not delivered it once a year for the past number of years.

I have a feeling that we'll be eating well this year -- with or without the mailed spoon.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Highlights:
As a person who is covering gaming and the industry.

More exploratory-style content... lot of streams where we're doing game try outs... if they're good and they stick, we play more... maybe we play a game 2-3 streams, its great and then it fizzles out.

Kino Casino rant. (Never seems to ever go at Andy. Maybe he is still hopeful Andy will fuck him)

He is finally the master of his own destiny... again.

DownFromTheRafters bit.

According to RawPhil's clock, Phil showed up on stream at 11:32:19 and the message he responds to first appeared at 11:56:23. Kick user stated DownFromTheRafters was last active 25 minutes ago, 24 minutes and 4 seconds into Phil's stream. Phil seems to have caught that the timing was too good, so he brings up how long the stream has been live, acts like he spends the time before going live working really hard so it must be impossible to be Phil.

 

[Twrx]

"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect

Shit like this makes me think he has the biggest ego off all the cows on the farms.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DownFromTheRafters bit.

Phil must have got quite the dopamine hit from the money buff yesterday to attempt this pigsplaining. So, because he was in chat for 20 minutes before showing on camera, he couldn't possibly have been on his phone right before turning on his camera? Ok.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You do have to wonder how much Phil still seethes over what Adam said during the SideScrollers podcast. Going out of his way to "prove" Adam wrong by having dents send him anonymous tips and lying through his gouty teeth about how successful he is.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil must have got quite the dopamine hit from the money buff yesterday to attempt this pigsplaining. So, because he was in chat for 20 minutes before showing on camera, he couldn't possibly have been on his phone right before turning on his camera? Ok.

I love when he says he just plays them casually now like anyone else. Phil's will power should be studied, how many alcoholic gambling addicts have you met that just up and decide to quit being addicted, and can immediately engage with their old vices in a healthy way?!

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Besides all that isn't there a threshold to how long it takes the app to realise it's user is inactive? Just like how one has a threshold between making a post on Kiwifarms and editing all my spelling mistakes without the watermark of shame? And no one will ever know.

Shit fuck.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

More highlights:

"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect

The full long winded rant. I just wanna have a nice, safe, solid, enjoyable life and chill with you guys and make a living doing it. I think that's not too much to ask for the amount of time and effort that I've put into this. I wonder why people don't like this guy.

If I stayed the course... and I just kept doing what I'm good at, that people would see the light.
That big, kind of, shroud that was on my shoulders was lifted, it's almost like I had a cross to bear. Alright? And the cross, I was able to drop the cross.

Every time that I sit in this chair, I feel refreshed and happy that I get to make content that people care about and depend on everyday. People say I'm one of the most dependable content creators out there.

If your best day of work is because someone else had a bad day, you're not doing anything meaningful, whatsoever, to a single person on earth. And if you didn't exist, everything would still continue. I want you to think about this. If tomorrow I decided I would never stream again there would be... an entire ecosystem of thousands, if not tens of thousands, if not even hundreds of thousands of people would say, "Damn, DSP is gone. Now there's a gap. And that sucks. It's leaving a void in content creation on this planet."
If the drama farmer content creators disappeared tomorrow, no one would give a shit... because they're all disposable. They're all meaningless people... And honestly doing that is the easy way out when you have no talent. GET IT? If you have absolutely nothing positive to offer the planet, you become a toxic drama farmer.

Phil only did the drama stuff because it was an experiment he had to do, but now he is out of the trenches but anyone else who does it is putting the clown make up on and only Phil clearly is able to get it off, because he never lost touch with his true self.

Talking about Champions again and how the guy with the $1k gaming monitor just plays mobile games off stream.

It wasn't a renaissance but now its a renaissance. The 6 Thousand Dollar Man. We have the technology.