https://youtube.com/watch?v=9lnQfOR9NIU
If you haven't seen it, watch 4:42 on.
Someone lays out if they give Phil $10 would he do a skeletor voice for Jayde. They eventually repeat this, and its clear they want Phil to agree before they tip and then Phil does the voice.
But retard Phil loses his fucking mind and freaks out on them because the only way it works is 1. You give Phil money for nothing 2. You ask for a favor after you give Phil money 3. Phil decides if he wants to do favor but because its Phil he says that and also accuses the chatter as trying to scam him because he isn't giving Phil the money first.
Epic levels of beggar retardation.
Phil, you are pathetic and fucking retarded. Never ever stop living this nightmare loop that you call your successful life.