DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

Really hoping I don't wake up some day this week to see "Darksyde Phil is now a father" in the community happenings.

We'll know if he changes his Twitter tag to something like "The King Is a Family Guy!"

The only problem is that it would require Phil to have had sex.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I think we're overthinking it. This is one of the laziest people I've ever heard of. Mon at 8am he got an automated text that his internet was out. It noted that there was no current estimate for restoration of service. He tweets immediately, far earlier than he is normally awake, and moves on. Then uses it as an excuse to take yet another day off, and when sitting around pulling realizes he can use it for some unknown circumstances begmergency later and rile the dentractors up to give him more attention (this is optimism of course since people just point and laugh). He decides to take another day off and sit on his ass silent to really rub it in and it occurs to him (finally) he can do yet another "social experiment" transparent ploy with this to pad out the next copecast. I cannot click "Optimistic" hard enough on people claiming he's visiting his parents.

I will say this: Dave's sister's daughter, who was brought into the house and raised alongside Phil eventually, and still lives near them/visits them regularly has posted NOTHING on the active social media she uses to talk to family and whatnot. David himself would likely do the obituary himself while doing the planning, plus funeral homes tend to automatically churn some out. David himself is a notable public servant in the area who has done countless local courthouse marriages so people would know if he suddenly kicked the bucket. I see nothing. If something is going to happen it hasn't happened yet, so occam's razor says it's just laziness and nothingburger.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

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Can you explain it in sandwich shop terms, please?

 

[Moar Krabs]

whos the father though?

Tyrone

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's taking a Kino Casino-style vacation. Announce it the day of, then fuck off for a while until he happens to stream again.

The key to understanding DSP is to not believe anything he says. Yes he said he doesn't know when he'll be back, but since it's DSP saying that, it can clearly be ignored.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I will say this: Dave's sister's daughter, who was brought into the house and raised alongside Phil eventually, and still lives near them/visits them regularly has posted NOTHING on the active social media she uses to talk to family and whatnot. David himself would likely do the obituary himself while doing the planning, plus funeral homes tend to automatically churn some out. David himself is a notable public servant in the area who has done countless local courthouse marriages so people would know if he suddenly kicked the bucket. I see nothing.

I think as more time passes everybody's gonna lean away from the whole "Linda passed away" theory and lean more towards "he took the trip to CT" theory I'm still not ruling out that he could just come back anytime and be all "I'm back" and retcon the whole thing but the more time passes the more I feel the latter is the biggest possibility

 

[Son of Big Boss]

What if Phil just realized "there's no reason for me to stream every day for 50$-100$ when i can stream once a week and get 1500$ from some retard"?

 

[Cherry Dude]

What if Phil just realized "there's no reason for me to stream every day for 50$-100$ when i can stream once a week and get 1500$ from some retard"?

This implies Phillip has the capacity to learn anything lol

 

[Moar Krabs]

What if Phil just realized "there's no reason for me to stream every day for 50$-100$ when i can stream once a week and get 1500$ from some retard"?

The Universe isn't that kind to us lol

 

[Love Is Blue]

Maybe they caught the perp that stole his tire and dsp had to do a police line up to point out the nigger in question while Phil chewed his fingers down to the nub and so the police told him to stay offline in the mean time for the safety of his family.

I've pointed out before that no matter what we speculate about DSP, it makes him seethe regardless cause we have fun doing it and is part of the camaraderie of this forum and Phil will just say his usual they make shit up all the while we can be as facetious as we want.

maybe... Maybe they finally caught the man who killed T who was last seen waddling the scene all those years ago...

 

[EmpGulcasa]

These periods where he's away always go the same in this thread. People debate why, some dented farmers who think they're above the others somehow act like they're enlightened for being in the "nothing happened" camp, a tourist wanders in and says some dumb shit..

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Phil's a super scheduled dude who has severe panic attacks when shit goes slightly off track. I bet whatever is going on is a nothingburger but he'll act like it was the hardest 3-4 days of his life.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Can you explain it in sandwich shop terms, please?

You know how Subway (I still knew them as Pete's Super Submarine Sandwiches back in CT, alright? *snort*) has the footlong sandwiches, right? You wouldn’t advertise those with pictures that are a foot long, you dunce. Otherwise, the shop’s window will be confusing to look at.

Get it, chief?! *snort*

 

[Gulls on Film]

Everyone is missing the important issue. By the time he comes backs and builds up another goal reward, the pickle menu will be over at Sonic.

HE'S DODGING THE PICKLE MENU!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Wishing all the best to Phil's wife and Phil's wife's new son.

 

[Moar Krabs]

These periods where he's away always go the same in this thread. People debate why, some dented farmers who think they're above the others somehow act like they're enlightened for being in the "nothing happened" camp, a tourist wanders in and says some dumb shit..

if an entire week passes and he doesn't stream (which is a huge possibility) than it will be different from all those other times

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

if an entire week passes and he doesn't stream (which is a huge possibility) than it will be different from all those other times

he will be fucked if he does that. he has no savings and you know hes still spending whatever he has on wwe champions. i hope khet has a lot of credit

 

[UsedUp]

Rate this however you please but this little vacation he's on had to be planned but not entirely thought out cause we know how autistic he is with scheduling so something would have had to happen Sunday unexpectedly to keep him away for this long. I'm team mom is on her death bed if it had to be a serious guess and this putz thought a 2 day staycation would be enough to fulfill his roman catholic duties of being a good boy and holding his mother's hand to the bitter end but she's clinging to whatever life she has left. And need I remind of the halloween/covid arc 2 years ago. Thus will be a burden and guilt trip for the ages for his dent heads.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Guys is he gonna be back soon? Any info at all? My entire livelihood depends on making fun of him, another few days and I'll be homeless.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

sell his condo because he can't make a good living form scamming dents anymore, and that would force him to move back to his parents house with Khet and Jasper

Bold of you to assume Dave and Linda would allow him to move back in with them. Dave probably enjoys his retirement, and surely even Linda realizes what a loser she birthed. Phail is their fault, but I wouldn't be surprised if they have gotten over missing him, or the idea of a son.